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Stately MC

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Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's very brave of Pete Hegseth to be so open about his ongoing struggles with low testosterone the past few years
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Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Any of my peeps know somebody in FPC Bryan? Cuz I'd really like Liz to see this
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Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
In this picture: The individual the voting populace of the United States of America elected president and his pet ferret.
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Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Liberty. 1776-2026. RIP
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Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The federal government thinks it would be nice to have some help. You know what, James Bowman? It sure would be nice to have some help. That's literally the only reason we have government, but you wouldn't know it listening to these self-centered performocrats www.cnbc.com/2026/09/03/v...
cnbc.com
Vance says Fed should lower interest rates: 'Would be nice to have some help'
Vice President J.D. Vance's remarks came less than two weeks before the Federal Open Market Committee is set to convene and decide whether to adjust rates.
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Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Carrying her own bag
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Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
That fucker can't even aspire to mediocrity
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Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Only people who get more time off then Mitch are dead www.newsweek.com/mitch-mcconn...
newsweek.com
Mitch McConnell is getting more paid time off than women who give birth
Senator Mitch McConnell has continued to receive his full salary while being absent from the Senate for medical reasons.
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Dean Preston @deanpreston.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
“House Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries announced his opposition to Medicare for All on the same day a CBS News poll found 90 percent of Democratic voters support the idea—and 72 hours after a Yale University study showed the program would save 114,000 American lives and $1 trillion every year.”
levernews.com
Hakeem Jeffries’ Betrayal Shows Why Democratic Voters Are So Enraged
House Dems’ leader declared his opposition to Medicare For All on the same day a new poll shows almost all Democratic voters support it.
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Michael P. Breen @mpbreen21.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Noun + Verb + Blame Joe Biden
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
“They’re MAGA but they’re good people.” Nope, not a thing.
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
ICE desperately wants you not to care about this story But we must. The killing of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo, a Mexican national striving for his American Dream, is a moral outrage, and a warning. ICE hopes you won't notice that mass deportation is back My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/ice-...
inquirer.com
ICE killed Lorenzo Salgado Araujo. They want you to be apathetic. Don’t be. | Will Bunch
Salgado came from Mexico, built the American Dream, sent his sons to college, and was senselessly killed by ICE.
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Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This feels more like America 150
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Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I think I have a solution for out little Iran problem. We should put a tarp over the strait of Hormuz.
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Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
This may come as a surprise to business idiots, but it turns out that a company with twenty billion in revenue and five billion in losses may not actually be worth a trillion dollars. finance.yahoo.com/markets/stoc...
finance.yahoo.com
SpaceX stock tumbles 16.4%, shaving off most IPO gains since debut
SpaceX stock fell again on Monday, giving it three straight down days after a massive run-up following its IPO earlier this month. SpaceX also confirmed its first-ever bond issuance in a filing.
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Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
TIL that my nana's kitchen in the 70's was American Flag Blue
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Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
We will fix it? Can we yes!
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Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Why would Joe Biden do this?
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Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I feel like this picture is worth at least 1,500 words
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Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Thinking about switching back to hotbot
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Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Usual
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Saganism @sagan.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
You were told that by propagandists and bots pretending to be grown adults.
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Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Lose Kimmel and add Jon. And throw in Craigyferg. Now we're cookin'
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Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
'Concerns' is not the word I would have chosen. www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-deb...
thedailybeast.com
Trump, 79, Debuts Swollen Hands as Health Concerns Mount
Both of the president’s hands were caked in two different shades of concealer—neither one was the right match for his skin tone.
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Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The entire reason we have civilization, and with it, government, is to band together to protect ourselves from the exact kind of people who now run the government. #weresodoomed #didntvoteforthis #didyou #endofempire #hashtag
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 28/04/2026
Let’s all post it and see if they indict all of us.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/04/2026
Trump Claims Correspondents’ Dinner Shooting Reinforces Need To End Journalism theonion.com/trump-claims-correspon…
Trump Claims Correspondents’ Dinner Shooting Reinforces Need To End Journalism
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Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 10/04/2026
Trump is done. He needs to be removed from office. He’s compromised, unwell, and unfit. Call your Republican reps and tell them it’s time. He’s an albatross. Cut him loose.
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Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
NOW I get it!
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Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Is there a Pulitzer for magazine covers?
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Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
This is beautiful, man
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Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
New Study Finds Alarmingly High Percentage of Gen Z Men Will Die Virgins www.comicsands.com/gen-z-men-se...
comicsands.com
New Study Finds Alarmingly High Percentage Of Gen Z Men Think Women Should Be Submissive
Not a good sign.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
kind of crazy that if you have enough money and don't like what you see in the media, you can just buy up every film studio, news station, and social media app and change it
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Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
could a dying empire do THIS
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Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Proof of life, I suppose.
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Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Not the first time, won't be the last
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Look, if you had a party scheduled at your house, and the pipes broke and the floor was covered in raw sewage, you’d tell your friends not to come over. In that spirit: world, skip the World Cup until we get this sewage worked out. And don’t be too sure about the Olympics.
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Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Or, as Jay Dee likes to call it, a three-way
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
If you don't want to be shot to death by an officer of ICE, don't taunt them with incendiary rage-bait like, "That's fine dude, I'm not mad at you." Otherwise the three bullets in your face will be your own fault.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Learning from history is so woke.
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Simon @thedenature.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Keep Circulating the Tapes
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Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Blood for the Blood god
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Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Bigly theonion.com/trump-announ...
theonion.com
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide. “Effect...
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Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Did the mean old senator intimidate the sweet, defenseless trillion-dollar-a-year US military institution?
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