Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Any of my peeps know somebody in FPC Bryan? Cuz I'd really like Liz to see this 000
Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026In this picture: The individual the voting populace of the United States of America elected president and his pet ferret. 000
Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Quite so. John Romeo did make me his bitch back in the nineties, so maybe I just never got over that 010
Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 04/06/2026I feel like this picture is worth at least 1,500 words 010
Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 18/05/2026You were told that by propagandists and bots pretending to be grown adults. 010
Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Lose Kimmel and add Jon. And throw in Craigyferg. Now we're cookin' 010
