Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026A decent oil tanker can transport between one and five hundred trucks worth of oil. That mighty caravan might be able to transport a single tanker's load. A hundred of those tankers used to pass the strait on a given Monday. 100
Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026How is it that nobody seems to realize that you can just look these things up? People can and do count boats. It's not even hard. Traffic through the strait is averaging less than ten percent of what is was before operation Epic Furry. hormuzstraitmonitor.comhormuzstraitmonitor.comStrait of Hormuz Live Traffic TrackerReal-time traffic monitoring of the Strait of Hormuz shipping crisis. Ship transits, vessel map, oil prices, stranded vessels, global trade impact, and crisis timeline. 162
Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It's very brave of Pete Hegseth to be so open about his ongoing struggles with low testosterone the past few years 000
Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026You can just stockpile them in your freezer. Showing up for an interview in October with a refreshing Shamrock Shake is a power move recruiters won't easily overlook Of course, if you really want to lock it down, you have to go full McRib. 160
Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"Communist" is a shibboleth by which you can identify American morons. 001
Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Well past time to run-stop/restore this mess if you ask me. 010
Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Zuck's made it a point of pride to be two years behind the curve. 050
Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026What a fucking farce. They should call on the Americans to observe the Budapest Memorandum, which guarantees their security against foreign invaders in exchange for giving up their nuclear weapons. 0111
Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026But if there weren't any lazy, mediocre, untalented people trying to make art, there would be nothing to riff 010
Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Any of my peeps know somebody in FPC Bryan? Cuz I'd really like Liz to see this 000
Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The second it became apparent that you could circumvent the part of our constitution that states that only congress can declare war by simply claiming whatever the fuck the president was doing wasn't war is when our federal government became illegitimate. And that was more than half a century ago 171
Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Remember when he told the credit card companies to cut their rates to ten percent? Neither do the credit card companies. 011
Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026In this picture: The individual the voting populace of the United States of America elected president and his pet ferret. 000
Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The federal government thinks it would be nice to have some help. You know what, James Bowman? It sure would be nice to have some help. That's literally the only reason we have government, but you wouldn't know it listening to these self-centered performocrats www.cnbc.com/2026/09/03/v...cnbc.comVance says Fed should lower interest rates: 'Would be nice to have some help'Vice President J.D. Vance's remarks came less than two weeks before the Federal Open Market Committee is set to convene and decide whether to adjust rates. 000
Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Where does this end, in your opinion? The grift just keeps getting worse, and out elections keep getting more illegitimate. At some point, somebody who clearly lost is going to declare victory and set things in motion that cannot be undone. Then what happens? 020
Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 28/08/2026We re-elected ours instead. What really kills me is the first time around he lost the popular vote, so I could pretend we didn't really want this. And then he betrayed the country, incited an coup, was convicted of dozens of felonies, and we elected him again. Bless us, father, for we have sinned. 020
Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Are we talking about the president of South Canada? 1123
Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 21/08/2026This is the behavior of people who don't think there's going to be another election. 090
Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 21/08/2026These two things are not the same. Bush was captivated by warmongers and people who stood to benefit from conflict. He was a weak man. Trump is a literal imbecile who can only see the world as it pertains to how people perceive him. He's not even a functional human in that regard. 060
Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Only people who get more time off then Mitch are dead www.newsweek.com/mitch-mcconn...newsweek.comMitch McConnell is getting more paid time off than women who give birthSenator Mitch McConnell has continued to receive his full salary while being absent from the Senate for medical reasons. 021
Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Linear time being what it is, would you say she said that before or after Jeffries made the statement all decent people disagree with? And, as a follow-up, are you familiar with the concept of people changing their opinion when new facts emerge? 100
Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Then get the hell out of politics so we can elect somebody to your seat who does want to see the will of the people done. 160
Reposted by Stately MCDean Preston @deanpreston.bsky.social · 17/08/2026“House Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries announced his opposition to Medicare for All on the same day a CBS News poll found 90 percent of Democratic voters support the idea—and 72 hours after a Yale University study showed the program would save 114,000 American lives and $1 trillion every year.”levernews.comHakeem Jeffries’ Betrayal Shows Why Democratic Voters Are So EnragedHouse Dems’ leader declared his opposition to Medicare For All on the same day a new poll shows almost all Democratic voters support it. 75787236
Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 11/08/2026When a corporation tells you they're going to stop providing a specific metric, it doesn't matter what their rationale is. The mere fact that they've decided to hide that information is what you need to know, and the obvious interpretation is the correct one. 1675
Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 11/08/2026As long as it's not true or compassionate or harmful to the parasite class, you can just say anything on Fox. 020
Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 11/08/2026There's a little snack bar in Okinawa called Max Munchi. Does that count? 0100
Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Has he tried not being evil? I hear that's a neat trick. 000
Reposted by Stately MCMichael P. Breen @mpbreen21.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Noun + Verb + Blame Joe Biden 3976979
Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Louisiana is run by racist monsters. Next question. 050
Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 05/08/2026If we straightened out this country's voting system, nobody would be retweeting Tommy Tuberville. 0111
Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Y'all, he totally stole the FIFA world cup trophy and has it on display in the oval office. I'm about to die of second hand embarrassment here. 000
Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 30/07/2026This is all because we don't legislate recycling, and that's because corporations get to tell politicians what to do, and in the short term burying plastic is better for corporations than reusing it. This problem will not get solved until we solve our politician problem. 0122
Reposted by Stately MCFrank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 29/07/2026“They’re MAGA but they’re good people.” Nope, not a thing. 1453567
Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Is a Distraction from the Epstein Files of Savings at Giant Eagle! 000
Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 18/07/2026He's gonna make Whiskey Pete sic the Blue Angels on the smoke. Mark my words. 010
Stately MC @statelymc.bsky.social · 17/07/2026You think you could out-crazy this regime? Good luck. 010
