Reposted by Stan The Dry BearGoldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 28/09/2026 10883152
Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I believe we’re owed an entire LP of songs by The Beets youtu.be/voVY3-Xe8KYyoutu.be"I Need Mo' Allowance" - The Beets | Doug | NicktoonsYouTube video by Nicktoons 000
Reposted by Stan The Dry Bearmothra stewart @gorl.gay · 28/09/2026the real housewives of USS enterprise (NCC-1701-D) im sorry 1031374
Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 26/09/2026She knows you’re behind the attempted manslaughter of Mr. Peanut. 010
Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The Taylor Cleveland song should have been a cover of PUSA’s “Cleveland Rocks!” #DrewCareyShowForever 000
Reposted by Stan The Dry Beardon't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 01/06/2025ain't this chair great slapnuts? J-Ä-R-V-F J-Ä-DOUBLE L-E-SINGLE T 812632
Reposted by Stan The Dry BearGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 201184215178
Reposted by Stan The Dry BearRyan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026uhh i was digitizing a box of old VHS tapes for my uncle... you guys ever hear of something called "The Mayonnaise Channel"?? 2139697
Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026static.klipy.comDoctor Who: David Tennant Says HelloAlt: Doctor Who: David Tennant Says Hello 000
Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I love our favorite unproblematic freaks getting away with stuff like this. 140
Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I’ll play along on this: my9animes.com/en 130
Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My god, this nails Holmes’ look in the trailer so much for me 020
Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This is why U.S. Acres got its own subbrand, but because none of those characters were going to tolerate Garfield’s shit. 000
Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The absolute DANGER in typing out this tweet and trusting autocorrect not to fuck you over 😂 030
Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Nana yelling at me for going crust first with her apple turnovers: 010
Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 19/09/2026[Lil Jon Voice] 🎶Three Six Nine 🎶Ro-de-o Drive 🎶Dress socks now on sale 🎶Four for $9 000
Reposted by Stan The Dry BearPatrick Andelic @pkandelic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The Muppets have to put on a show to save the Kennedy Center. There you go, Disney, that's your premise. 263125691
Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 18/09/2026They got Mitch rolling around congress like: 010
Reposted by Stan The Dry BearLauren @beavisetc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Carly Rae Jepsen album release day is a very important holiday for a certain type of late 30s-early 40s white guy. Please be respectful of their religious practices today 24637104
Reposted by Stan The Dry BearJames McLeod @jamespmcleod.ca · 18/09/2026The cool thing about Carly Rae Jepsen is that you can listen to her music and just feel some feelings. 1123
Reposted by Stan The Dry BearJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Carly Rae Jepsen is great in part because her songs are horny in ways that most musicians can't capture all of. Cheerfully horny. Wistfully horny. Hornnui. She has the horny range. 411903278
Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 17/09/2026@maffewgregg.bsky.social Fish in a barrel, but I still did it: 100
Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Boyz 4 Now have withdrawn from the Ed Sheeran tour 020
Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026A *SEVERE* lack of “Money Plane” in these comments… 171
Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 13/09/2026static.klipy.comGood, GoodAlt: Good, Good bug 011
Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 12/09/2026T as in “Tim Brando” I as in “I loathe Tim Brando” M as in “Mary, look out! It’s Tim Brando” Space B as in “Better watch out, it’s Tim Brando” R as in “Really hate that Tim Brando” A as in “Avoid Tim Brando” N as in “Nobody likes Tim Brando” D as in “Damn that Tim Brando” O as in 2113
Reposted by Stan The Dry BearRad O'Brien, Chief Engineer @radobrien.myatproto.social · 14/05/2026 122146
Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Alt universe where Jim Helwig got into video game streaming 130
