Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 3hyoutu.be/9ywnLQywz74?...youtu.bei thlammed my penith in the car doorYouTube video by mibble 000
Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 7hThere’s only one giant mechanical voice imploring me to ignore it that I care about: 110
Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 12hI knew there was a reason I liked youstatic.klipy.comMan Nodding in AgreementAlt: Kirk and McCoy from Star Trek TOS Nodding in Agreement 000
Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026They hilariously had to change their “no purchase necessary” set up this year to be one code for every posted envelope you send in because last year people were getting 10 codes via email every day and ending up with dozens of free food items 001
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Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026In heaven, we all get our backs blown out by Jesus. 021
Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Methinks Quack wouldn’t be above booking the MAGAnt… 010
Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Continuing to pitch that they throw an egg on this and open for breakfast 030
Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comObama - What? Come On Man, Really?Alt: Obama - What? Come On Man, Really? 020
Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Don’t forget his best work: youtu.be/JKrrHe3Fkt4youtu.bechocolate rain remix by john mayerYouTube video by rvrphoenix 010
Reposted by Stan The Dry BearGoldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 28/09/2026 10893153
Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I believe we’re owed an entire LP of songs by The Beets youtu.be/voVY3-Xe8KYyoutu.be"I Need Mo' Allowance" - The Beets | Doug | NicktoonsYouTube video by Nicktoons 000
Reposted by Stan The Dry Bearmothra stewart @gorl.gay · 28/09/2026the real housewives of USS enterprise (NCC-1701-D) im sorry 1031276
Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Dunno, but submit that ain’t nobody did it as stylish: 030
Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 26/09/2026She knows you’re behind the attempted manslaughter of Mr. Peanut. 010
Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I like that this is phrased that we dont know if it’s you or your husband that bumrushed Hangman. 120
Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Hi Lauren, What was in your coffee this morning? Asking for a friend who wants to ride this mood too. 010
Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The Taylor Cleveland song should have been a cover of PUSA’s “Cleveland Rocks!” #DrewCareyShowForever 000
Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’ve started going to readtangle.com to try to get exposure outside my bubble. It’s only one topic per day, but it feels a lot more like what ground news was purporting to do originally 010
Reposted by Stan The Dry Beardon't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 01/06/2025ain't this chair great slapnuts? J-Ä-R-V-F J-Ä-DOUBLE L-E-SINGLE T 812632
Reposted by Stan The Dry BearGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 204190225429
Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Watching @regularcars.bsky.social Finance Bird videos on an iPad. Ally level 100 030
Reposted by Stan The Dry BearRyan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026uhh i was digitizing a box of old VHS tapes for my uncle... you guys ever hear of something called "The Mayonnaise Channel"?? 23407102
Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026static.klipy.comDoctor Who: David Tennant Says HelloAlt: Doctor Who: David Tennant Says Hello 000
Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Sorry, it wasn’t clear that I meant Kojima and Fielder when I said “unproblematic freaks” 😂 110
Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Um, he’s just trying to deliver on the film title. 110
Stan The Dry Bear @stanthedrybear.bsky.social · 23/09/2026“T Posing Elizabeth Holmes” is a wild new sentence 0110
