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Allison

@stanley2chainz.bsky.social
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
❤️
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
yeah I’m not doing age verification. gonna deactivate for now. I’ll come back when it happens. see ya later, phone friends
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amy de mosquitos 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇷 @amycaro.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
my sister (in berlin) reports hearing “primal screams”
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
YAY
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
omg veggie tales adult is so cursed
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
@snakeroot.bsky.social fyi
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
(I snorted a bug on accident)
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
livin la vida snakeroot™️
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I love that tortoiseshell-y one
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
taught my dad the phrase “weaponized incompetence”
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Taught some German coworkers what Veggie Tales was once. They were…baffled.
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I went to private christian school in Texas until 5th grade and even they didn’t make us read the Bible for school (we had chapel but the Bible wasn’t in class stuff). It’s possible we watched Veggie Tales or something but none of my memories have anything to do with religious content.
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
illustration of a snake clapping its butt cheeks above this post on the timeline
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the corghoul from cowboy beBOO! 👻 @realqrampage.fightins.online · 26/06/2026
women should be allowed to eat shrimp
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
would
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
there were also happy growling noises
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
who will answer for this
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
watching a baby eat a breakfast taco and squawk with approval
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
don’t tell me what to do 😃
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Surely a 2pm coffee will get me to do a bunch of tasks I have been avoiding.
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
we are so back
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
personally i’m partial to an unwieldy grey
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
google searching “Hanif Abdurraqib Lamelo Ball” every day from now until I die
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
“big taco” be so fr lol
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
that ROOF
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I bet they are just as scared of you as you are of them! One of my best friends just acted like we were already friends bc it never occurred to her to do otherwise and it worked?
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
shifting is so satisfying. I feel like baby driver going from 30 to 40
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
shoutout J-Lo
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
that was a lot of baseball #Astros
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I know lol it just takes me a minute due to adhd brain
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
watching Telemundo has finally increased the speed with which I can remember which one is derecha and which one is izquierda
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
happy birthday fun!
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
YAY
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
happy birthday to da baby! you should let him post for his bday
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
and yet you don’t see my ass getting grackled
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
grackle with the caption “you just got grackled, reblog to grackle your followers”
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
badonkadonk
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
happy birthday go birds (that is my gift to you)
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
the dog was napping and fell off the couch, like this post to send her a forehead kissy
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
sharon noooo
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
congrats, Josie!
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
happy Father’s Day to the Cleveland Guardians, who’s Yordaddy #astros
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
hell yeah
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy Father’s Day to this man
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
this keeps happening to you
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
the first 6 were off 3 home runs, one of which was on the first pitch
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Allison @stanley2chainz.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
there’s a lot of available space
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