Scott S. Semester @sssemester.bsky.social · 9hJust received the same message. Get off my jock, U.S. Senator Elizabeth Warren! 010
Scott S. Semester @sssemester.bsky.social · 20hI sent this Marco Polo to a friend last night. #Dogsitting #Westies #WestiesAreTheBesties #WhatAWonderfulWorld #Dogs 110
Reposted by Scott S. Semesterdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/10/2026this isn't who we used to pretend to be 242776471
Scott S. Semester @sssemester.bsky.social · 09/10/2026static.klipy.comMan Yells 'Git!' at SamsquanchALT: Man Yells 'Git!' at Samsquanch 010
Reposted by Scott S. Semesteramb @amb.fyi · 08/10/2026the onion saw this coming back in april 7434135
Scott S. Semester @sssemester.bsky.social · 09/10/2026"This meeting of International Criminals International is called to order. Vlad, can you mute? We can hear the screaming in the background. First agenda item: That damn Court seems like it's specifically out to get us! Solutions?" "Boss, I've got an idea that just might be crazy enough to work..."apnews.comUS hits International Criminal Court with sweeping sanctions as part of drive to dismantle tribunalThe Trump administration has imposed sweeping new sanctions on the International Criminal Court as part of its campaign to dismantle the tribunal that the U.S. believes has become politicized and atte... 000
Scott S. Semester @sssemester.bsky.social · 09/10/2026President Trump and Secretary Hegseth are the very worst of us. The death penalty for the crimes of this convicted killer is the law of the land. I don't think it should be, but it is. But livestreaming his execution and turning it into an undignified circus is a choice. A shitty, shitty choice. 000
Reposted by Scott S. SemesterAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026they did the thing 253162163708
Scott S. Semester @sssemester.bsky.social · 08/10/2026What a day for my text inbox! Here’s another one… 010
Scott S. Semester @sssemester.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Oh haha. Sorry for the cliffhanger. It was all of the above. 130
Scott S. Semester @sssemester.bsky.social · 08/10/2026TEXT! PREVIEW! QUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZ! Is this message from: A) A rando trying to get me to fall in love with her? B) A rando trying to get me to send her money? C) U.S. Senator Elizabeth Warren inviting me to enter a contest or something to meet her in person or something? D) All of the above, lol? 440
Scott S. Semester @sssemester.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I don't think I had ever seen a photo of him before watching the debate last night. I told a friend that Max Engling looks like the bad-guy jock in an '80s movie. 210
Scott S. Semester @sssemester.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Reverse Rainbow! / Wobniar! Connections Puzzle #1215 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 020
Scott S. Semester @sssemester.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Oh my god. I just looked at his photo. Yeesh. 230
Reposted by Scott S. SemesterAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 07/10/2026thanks to the power of AI I’ve delegated my finances to bloopee, the pixel furby that tells you to kill yourself 14785121
Reposted by Scott S. Semesterdemotivational speaker. 🎃👻 @heysita.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My coworker said he asked ChatGPT something and everyone on Zoom boo'ed him 😭 I personally just put a thumbs down.static.klipy.comMan Giving Thumbs Down at Baseball GameAlt: Man Giving Thumbs Down at Baseball Game 211148120
Scott S. Semester @sssemester.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Please tell me this random capitalization will end with this presidency. That letter wouldn’t pass a 7th-grade language arts class. 110
Scott S. Semester @sssemester.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I got my $500 ACA refund-or-whatever check. In the letter that accompanied it, the President said I’m “hard-working.” (Loooooooooooool.) So do I just sign the check over to DraftKings or WhateverTheFuckSportsBetAppThing, or am I legally required to spend my five hundo on vape pens and Drakkar Noir? 130
Scott S. Semester @sssemester.bsky.social · 03/10/2026When the “cautionary” part of “cautionary tale” gets lost… 130
Reposted by Scott S. Semesterwharf rat @nhwharfrat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026it's as if the tech bros watched every episode of black mirror and are using what they've learned as a guide 0523
Reposted by Scott S. SemesterAnil Dash @anildash.com · 02/10/2026youtube.com/shorts/qiw4c...youtube.comThe Cornell Rape Case & HistoryYouTube video by Hari Kondabolu 23412
Scott S. Semester @sssemester.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sent this unironically to a friend because I am a damn delight. (🫣🤣) 020
Reposted by Scott S. SemesterChristopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 30/09/2026This is priceless. Check out how local news is reporting on Sen Eric Schmidt’s clown-show grilling of Jack Smith. They found Jack Smith at the game… “Top corner, section 109, row 1. In fact, that seat doesn’t even exist in Atlanta.” 839197426223
Reposted by Scott S. SemesterFr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026 239162064225
Reposted by Scott S. SemesterHannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward 10134993787
Reposted by Scott S. SemesterBrandy Schillace @bschillace.brandyschillace.com · 22/06/2026Make stuff. Do your hobbies. Geek out with your weird friends. Practice arts and crafts. Every society that ever burned to the ground left behind only the handicrafts, and every society saved from the brink was saved only by arts. Do not give up the joy of creating. 13782303
Reposted by Scott S. SemesterSherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t. 38591602864
Scott S. Semester @sssemester.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Artificial intelligence has been around long enough for me to have read this headline without thinking to myself, “WHO THE FUCK IS BIG AL?!” and yet… Maybe we could use “A.I.” instead? 120
Scott S. Semester @sssemester.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“I’ve had a bit of cocaine” is such a funny line. Beautifully written and expertly delivered. I saw the outrage when #RideOrDie got canceled after one season, so I’ve started watching it, and the outrage is well deserved. What a treat this show is. 100
Reposted by Scott S. Semester🎃 ~hanni~ 🎃 @saffronscarf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026well well well, if it isn’t ol’ 12793133
Scott S. Semester @sssemester.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"Iced coffee at a job interview" is the "Is a hotdog a sandwich?" of 2026, and please, I am begging you all to stop talking about it. (Obviously, it depends on the job; there is no absolute. In response to both questions.) 010
Reposted by Scott S. SemesterCeleste Headlee @celesteheadlee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026So, Banksy bought a used yacht, repaired it and retrofitted it to serve as a rescue boat to save migrants in the central Mediterranean. The whole project cost the artist $860,000. Since 2020, the boat has saved more than 3,800 people. londondaily.com/banksy-funds...londondaily.comBanksy funds refugee rescue boat operating in Mediterranean - London DailyExclusive: UK artist finances bright pink motor yacht that set sail in secrecy to avoid being intercepted by authorities 396432562
Reposted by Scott S. SemesterLouisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I must emphasize that I, an extremely online and politically active person, had barely heard of this man before this year. The outrage about him is entirely manufactured by a right wing that needs enemies to foam at the mouth about 33678103
Scott S. Semester @sssemester.bsky.social · 25/09/2026At some point do I become unsurprisible? Because I’m still being surprised, somehow. 000
Scott S. Semester @sssemester.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“I DON’T KNOW MY ADDRESS.” What the actual fucking FUCK. 140
Reposted by Scott S. SemesterCaptain Awkward @captainawkward.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Dropping off my Cologuard sample at a UPS so the sorcerers can scry my humours and prophesy about whether a Great Evil hath indeed possessed my entrails. 51345