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Scott S. Semester

@sssemester.bsky.social
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Indianapolis Hoosier. Bon vivant. Christian, but pretty bad at it. Likes sweaters, arugula, compassion. Hates waiting, romaine, injustice. Is really proud of you. (he/him)

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Scott S. Semester @sssemester.bsky.social · 8h
Making friends telephonically, as always
Screenshot of, I don’t know, some stupid shit I didn’t read, from the Republican candidate for Indiana Secretary of StateScreenshot of more stupid shit or whatever (I didn’t read it) from the Republican candidate for Indiana Secretary of State, to which I replied, “Gross. No.”
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Scott S. Semester @sssemester.bsky.social · 9h
Just received the same message. Get off my jock, U.S. Senator Elizabeth Warren!
A screenshot of a text preview that reads, “I want to meet you, Scott.”
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Scott S. Semester @sssemester.bsky.social · 20h
I sent this Marco Polo to a friend last night. #Dogsitting #Westies #WestiesAreTheBesties #WhatAWonderfulWorld #Dogs
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Scott S. Semester @sssemester.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
‼️ Stay safe!
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this isn't who we used to pretend to be
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Scott S. Semester @sssemester.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Man Yells 'Git!' at Samsquanch
ALT: Man Yells 'Git!' at Samsquanch
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amb @amb.fyi · 08/10/2026
the onion saw this coming back in april
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Precisely.
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Scott S. Semester @sssemester.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"This meeting of International Criminals International is called to order. Vlad, can you mute? We can hear the screaming in the background. First agenda item: That damn Court seems like it's specifically out to get us! Solutions?" "Boss, I've got an idea that just might be crazy enough to work..."
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US hits International Criminal Court with sweeping sanctions as part of drive to dismantle tribunal
The Trump administration has imposed sweeping new sanctions on the International Criminal Court as part of its campaign to dismantle the tribunal that the U.S. believes has become politicized and atte...
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Scott S. Semester @sssemester.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
President Trump and Secretary Hegseth are the very worst of us. The death penalty for the crimes of this convicted killer is the law of the land. I don't think it should be, but it is. But livestreaming his execution and turning it into an undignified circus is a choice. A shitty, shitty choice.
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Scott S. Semester @sssemester.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hahaha, nor did I.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they did the thing
an october 11 2025 post from me reading: every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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Scott S. Semester @sssemester.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What a day for my text inbox! Here’s another one…
Screenshot of a text preview that reads “This is Robert De Niro, and I need you to stay in the fight.
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Scott S. Semester @sssemester.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh haha. Sorry for the cliffhanger. It was all of the above.
Screenshot of a text in which Sen. Elizabeth Warren invites me to donate to win a chance to meet her and, peut-être, find amour 🤣
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Scott S. Semester @sssemester.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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Scott S. Semester @sssemester.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
TEXT! PREVIEW! QUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZ! Is this message from: A) A rando trying to get me to fall in love with her? B) A rando trying to get me to send her money? C) U.S. Senator Elizabeth Warren inviting me to enter a contest or something to meet her in person or something? D) All of the above, lol?
A text message preview with the phone number scratched out. The first line of the message is, “I want to meet you.”
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Scott S. Semester @sssemester.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't think I had ever seen a photo of him before watching the debate last night. I told a friend that Max Engling looks like the bad-guy jock in an '80s movie.
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Scott S. Semester @sssemester.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Reverse Rainbow! / Wobniar! Connections Puzzle #1215 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨
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Scott S. Semester @sssemester.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh my god. I just looked at his photo. Yeesh.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
thanks to the power of AI I’ve delegated my finances to bloopee, the pixel furby that tells you to kill yourself
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Scott S. Semester @sssemester.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What could possible go etc.
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demotivational speaker. 🎃👻 @heysita.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My coworker said he asked ChatGPT something and everyone on Zoom boo'ed him 😭 I personally just put a thumbs down.
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Man Giving Thumbs Down at Baseball Game
Alt: Man Giving Thumbs Down at Baseball Game
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Scott S. Semester @sssemester.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Please tell me this random capitalization will end with this presidency. That letter wouldn’t pass a 7th-grade language arts class.
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Scott S. Semester @sssemester.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I got my $500 ACA refund-or-whatever check. In the letter that accompanied it, the President said I’m “hard-working.” (Loooooooooooool.) So do I just sign the check over to DraftKings or WhateverTheFuckSportsBetAppThing, or am I legally required to spend my five hundo on vape pens and Drakkar Noir?
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Scott S. Semester @sssemester.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Scott S. Semester @sssemester.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When the “cautionary” part of “cautionary tale” gets lost…
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wharf rat @nhwharfrat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it's as if the tech bros watched every episode of black mirror and are using what they've learned as a guide
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 02/10/2026
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The Cornell Rape Case & History
YouTube video by Hari Kondabolu
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Jack Cousteau ⚓️ @angrywaterman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Scott S. Semester @sssemester.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sent this unironically to a friend because I am a damn delight. (🫣🤣)
A screenshot of a text that reads, “These are unserious hoteliers.”
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 30/09/2026
This is priceless. Check out how local news is reporting on Sen Eric Schmidt’s clown-show grilling of Jack Smith. They found Jack Smith at the game… “Top corner, section 109, row 1. In fact, that seat doesn’t even exist in Atlanta.”
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Brandy Schillace @bschillace.brandyschillace.com · 22/06/2026
Make stuff. Do your hobbies. Geek out with your weird friends. Practice arts and crafts. Every society that ever burned to the ground left behind only the handicrafts, and every society saved from the brink was saved only by arts. Do not give up the joy of creating.
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Sherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.
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Scott S. Semester @sssemester.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not THE ZOO TRUST! 🤣
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Scott S. Semester @sssemester.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Or maybe just use "ai" in lower case?
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Scott S. Semester @sssemester.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Artificial intelligence has been around long enough for me to have read this headline without thinking to myself, “WHO THE FUCK IS BIG AL?!” and yet… Maybe we could use “A.I.” instead?
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Scott S. Semester @sssemester.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“I’ve had a bit of cocaine” is such a funny line. Beautifully written and expertly delivered. I saw the outrage when #RideOrDie got canceled after one season, so I’ve started watching it, and the outrage is well deserved. What a treat this show is.
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🎃 ~hanni~ 🎃 @saffronscarf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
well well well, if it isn’t ol’
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Scott S. Semester @sssemester.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Iced coffee at a job interview" is the "Is a hotdog a sandwich?" of 2026, and please, I am begging you all to stop talking about it. (Obviously, it depends on the job; there is no absolute. In response to both questions.)
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Celeste Headlee @celesteheadlee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So, Banksy bought a used yacht, repaired it and retrofitted it to serve as a rescue boat to save migrants in the central Mediterranean. The whole project cost the artist $860,000. Since 2020, the boat has saved more than 3,800 people. londondaily.com/banksy-funds...
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Banksy funds refugee rescue boat operating in Mediterranean - London Daily
Exclusive: UK artist finances bright pink motor yacht that set sail in secrecy to avoid being intercepted by authorities
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I must emphasize that I, an extremely online and politically active person, had barely heard of this man before this year. The outrage about him is entirely manufactured by a right wing that needs enemies to foam at the mouth about
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Scott S. Semester @sssemester.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
At some point do I become unsurprisible? Because I’m still being surprised, somehow.
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Scott S. Semester @sssemester.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“I DON’T KNOW MY ADDRESS.” What the actual fucking FUCK.
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Scott S. Semester @sssemester.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh. bsky.app/profile/drew...
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Captain Awkward @captainawkward.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dropping off my Cologuard sample at a UPS so the sorcerers can scry my humours and prophesy about whether a Great Evil hath indeed possessed my entrails.
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Scott S. Semester @sssemester.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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