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PEEBleguese PEEBleguese @thehumancentipeeb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was once caught dogging and caused the entire US B1 bomber fleet to leave the nearby RAF airbase
The legend Sir Bob Mortimer on would i lie to you
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the pickwicker man @pickwick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At a book fair and cackling that they've put every book out on the stalls except this one
A stack of mostly empty plastic crates that were used to transport books. The only book left in the crates is a Robert Galbraith one
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
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what would an AI-enabled town look like @srtlw.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Might as well have worn black shorts and white socks with how horrible that was
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SMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Andy Burnham, he makes the phones cry
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Jess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk · 14/08/2026
So the emergency alarm going off in the whole of the Oval all at once was pretty terrifying
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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I am in an uber. The driver and I have two phones each so when the alert went off it was horrendous and the poor man very nearly crashed the car. Why can’t they just send a normal text ffs.
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Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyding to Nothing @aylwin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Well done our prick prime minister for doing an emergency alert with no prior warning whatsoever, this will genuinley have put people with necessary secret phones in danger. Just an utterly incompetent arsehole.
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Girl on the Net @girlonthenet.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
When you think about it, it's actually pretty cool that the UK government has a button they can press to make everyone with a phone immediately shit their pants.
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Jules @jules111985.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Poorly timed notification from the range there 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Mick @mickthetaig.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Keir starmer is the type of Labour politician that would send in the troops to maintain law and order until it blows over in a week (30 years)
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Dan @golazodan.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
The power of AI to turn Eric Bischoff into Wayne Lineker.
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James Lyden @jameslyden.com · 24/05/2026
So soon to use a reaction image from a data center protest that took place today but I think this one's going to get a workout
Protestors holding signs saying "WE DON'T WANT THIS" and "FUCK YOU"
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Sally McSurly @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
@nasboat.org you will like this
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skELLY @ellyzoe.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Lovely. With alt text
Author Kurt Vonnegut on telling his wife he's going out to buy an envelope:
"Oh, she says, well, you're not a poor man. You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope. I meet a lot of people. And see some great looking babies. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up.
And I'll ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don't know. The moral of the story is we're here on Earth to fart around. And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around. And it's like we're not supposed to dance anymore."
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what would an AI-enabled town look like @srtlw.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
media.tenor.com
a man with a beard says " now that 's a name i 've not heard in a long time .
Alt: Malacia??
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what would an AI-enabled town look like @srtlw.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
What a pass
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what would an AI-enabled town look like @srtlw.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
BIG CASE
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what would an AI-enabled town look like @srtlw.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Hahahahahaha
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what would an AI-enabled town look like @srtlw.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Diving bastard
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what would an AI-enabled town look like @srtlw.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Cunha's best match for us this
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what would an AI-enabled town look like @srtlw.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
The little layoffs Sesko does are sooo good
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what would an AI-enabled town look like @srtlw.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Thought that were in
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what would an AI-enabled town look like @srtlw.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Great from Cunha that
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what would an AI-enabled town look like @srtlw.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Seeing a lot of criticism of that performance but after that sleepy first 25 minutes I thought that was perfectly acceptable 'vs a stodgy bottom third opponent' fare
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what would an AI-enabled town look like @srtlw.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Gotta be a red
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what would an AI-enabled town look like @srtlw.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Shaw was down for five alone!!
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what would an AI-enabled town look like @srtlw.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Good sustained pressure this
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what would an AI-enabled town look like @srtlw.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Diogo Dalot, with your Phil Neville stepovers
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what would an AI-enabled town look like @srtlw.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Oh no now we have to hear that dreadful Palace chant
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what would an AI-enabled town look like @srtlw.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Funny how Everton scored from a normal corner and we've conceded from a normal corner after all that nonsense the other day
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what would an AI-enabled town look like @srtlw.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I know I get on at him but big test for Cunha today imo, one less player getting in the areas he wants to occupy and more space for him as a result
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Screenplay format

Text:

EXT. DARK DESERT HIGHWAY
COOL WYNDON
My hair!
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Tom Madico @smilingtom.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 04/02/2026
you will never guess the comparison being made here
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what would an AI-enabled town look like @srtlw.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
NEW YEAR NEW ME
Wenger's banging on about daylight offsides again
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what would an AI-enabled town look like @srtlw.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
God Ayden Heaven is the business
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what would an AI-enabled town look like @srtlw.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Diogo Dalot, with your Phil Neville stepovers
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what would an AI-enabled town look like @srtlw.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Cunha looking for a foul every time he's cleanly tackled is getting on my wick
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what would an AI-enabled town look like @srtlw.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I like how Amorim says he won't take risks on injuries then sticks Shaw at wing back
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Trevor Dame @trevordame.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
They might have removed Shibata's brain, but maybe, just maybe...he found his heart.
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Fanzine. Moxism was always the right way @fanzine.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
This is why Tana has been hiring all these big lads. He needed them to push his pope mobile
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sylvia @sylvibullet.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
watching a 49 year old man play air guitar and sobbing like my own mother just died
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I'm a lorry driver. If you ever pull into the M6 northbound service at Keele, just know every urinal you piss in, I have pissed in all of them in my time. That makes us piss brothers.
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what would an AI-enabled town look like @srtlw.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Wolves bringing on Wolfe
Wolfgang Wolf during his tenure at Wolfsburg
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what would an AI-enabled town look like @srtlw.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Refs been a right fusspot
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what would an AI-enabled town look like @srtlw.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
We now enter the 'Cunha spams shots' period of the evening
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what would an AI-enabled town look like @srtlw.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
'Still awaiting confirmation of the Zirkzee issue' - laminitis?
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what would an AI-enabled town look like @srtlw.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Zirkzee has to be donezo right
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