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Leaving Scotland with a suitcase full of diet irn bru, pineapple tarts & morning rolls as is only right and proper

Important update for you all: tonight I ate a chorizo and black pudding pizza with an irn bru chilli jam dip for the crusts and it was in the top ten things I have ever put in my mouth

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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 29/09/2026

Phoning up MI5 to say I think all the dog shit, fly-tipping and St. George's Flag graffiti around my area might be an Iranian plot

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

🚨 HOTEL BUFFET BREAKFAST🚨

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Anyway arriving into Glasgow really late is fine because there’s a shop opposite the station that is open seemingly all hours and will sell you pickled onion tayto, diet irn bru and proper Scottish water. SORTED.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Imagine, in the Year of our Lord 2026, listening to Reel Big Fish and actually *telling people* you do so

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The Haunting of Moose Malloy @spooksmalloy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"You will never defeat us" is a very funny thing to say after you've just bailed everyone who was involved in whatever the fuck this was

All five men arrested in RAF base plot are British nationals
The five men who were arrested and subsequently released on bail are all British citizens, home secretary Shabana Mahmood has just told the Labour party conference.

She adds that the scene is “now safe” and the residents living near to the RAF base are now able to return home.

“Let this be a reminder: you will never defeat us,” he says.

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The exact thing you want after a 10 hour working day is to spend five hours on a train, for which you have to deal with rush hour Euston. Just absolutely 10/10 all round here

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👻 🎃 🦇 Bela Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I know what his fucking name is. This is like when people think that calling Tommy Robinson "Stephen Yaxley-Lennon" is some sort of own. He doesn't give a shit. He's not Rumplestiltskin. You don't get magical powers over him by saying his True Name.

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I went down an ‘AI slop reels’ rabbit hole last night. These are the titles of the clips I found but crucially, CRUCIALLY, did not actually watch in order to protect my own brain

* Betrayed, I married the sea god
* Toxic love with my vampire finance’s father
* One night I had Hades begging for more
* Done being a lady, time to shoot
* After my divorce I became the godfathers XXL wife
* Rejected by my fox mate, worshipped by two serpent kings
* Hired as a nanny, cherished as a pirate queen
* Deny me, dragon king
* Only my breast milk can cure the serpent king

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

WHY ARE ALL THE SPIDERS THE SIZE OF A FUCKING DOG THIS YEAR GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 23/09/2026

just did something stupid and now i'm fucked in various ways: a memoir

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Much noise from the Labour Party about how poor it is that Zack Polanski doesn’t live in Holborn & St Pancras, so imagine my surprise on opening my postal ballot this afternoon to discover that their candidate doesn’t either

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

BBC News notifications really do lose all meaning when one of them is ‘Sir Ed Davey to give speech at Liberal Democrat conference’ because really who gives a shite about that

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Lying in bed reading & scrolling and a spider so big it actually made impressions in the duvet as it scuttled across has just run across my body. I am now deceased

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Labour Party canvassers on the high street clearly believed my smile as I approached meant I was happy to see them. I was, but not for the reasons they thought. This misunderstanding was swiftly corrected and now I feel fucking great

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I was in the bar of the county hotel the night before the big meeting the year this worm was trying to become deputy leader back in 2015. He turned up, all smiles and stickers expecting a warm welcome from trade unionists. He don’t get one: correctly identified as a wrong’un by almost all present.

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

See now look people will tell you that the internet is Bad and social media is Poison but you can use the internet to have a nice chat on social media about Fugazi before you go off to bed and then you can put excellent music on and make yourself feel happy

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Look if you’re going to follow me then the very least you can do is not embarrass yourself or me in the mentions of people I actually like

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Want to look up Ed Sheeran songs to see which ones can be bastardised for my own entertainment but can’t have Apple music, Spotify etc thinking I am looking these things up because I actually want to listen to them, what to do what to DO

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

ED SHEERAN IS A BIG TWAT WHO MAKES DOGSHIT MUSIC FOR CUNTS AND I HOPE ALL HIS SHOWS GET CANCELLED

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Daniel C. Blight @danielcblight.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

***URGENT PLEASE SHARE*** University of Brighton management have announced today that they ‘give notice of termination of all collective agreements’. This is a fundamental erasure of workers' rights. Management have announced the termination of all contractual documents, which includes:

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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Uhhu is that right

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Nice try Wetherspoons but your TOILETS FOR CUSTOMERS ONLY signs will never stop me because I can’t read

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

M&S gingerbread and white chocolate cookies you have bewitched me, body and soul

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Esheru @esherukweku.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Who did this?

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

My new favourite thing on the internet is watching men *absolutely lose their shit* in the comments under reels of women doing custom embroidery on football shirts

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

“Slim, beautiful women” have *always* been in fashion. What changed was that for a very brief period there was a small space for women who have bodies like mine to be considered as something other than objects of ridicule and/or disgust. Happily for Michael here that space is shrinking fast.

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Well fucking OF COURSE the Labour Party canvassers came to the door when I was having an afternoon bath and therefore unavailable for screaming at them

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

As a counterbalance to ‘some men will rub their genitals against you on the tube’ the other day: some men, when you fall over in the street & badly scrape your hand on the concrete, will help you up and go to boots for you to buy antibac wipes. They will buy you a chocolate bar ‘for the shock’ and

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

It’s can feel quite intimidating but when, as happened to me this morning, a man on the tube deliberately & repeatedly rubs his genitals against your body pretending that this is accidental due to overcrowding you can simply shout at him about what he is doing & most of the time he will scuttle off

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

DEVASTATING that we are apparently to denied the opportunity to fuck men none of us would touch anyway

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I watched three AI slop videos on facebook reels just to see what goes on. All three contained violence against women presented as somehow attractive or desirable in a man, all three involved ‘poor’ ‘ugly’ or otherwise lesser women ending up with a billionaire mafia boss or a CEO.

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

If you’ve got a few quid you could spare every month, set up a direct debit to the RNLI. If that’s not possible but you have an M&S Sparks card, change your chosen charity partner to the RNLI.

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

"It's dangerous to go alone. Take this." *reaches deep into pocket, takes hand out, revealing middle finger*

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

It’s bleakly funny to me that the people who don’t even churn out AI slop but simply repost AI slop generated by someone else, will post that they do not intend to violate the copyright of the original slop-merchant

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Spending the day talking to groups of final year undergraduate students and so consequently I feel about 106 years old

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Am at Waterloo, early for a train. Never seen such a high concentration of self-imported besuited bellends as those pouring off the Surrey commuter trains. Close London’s borders now

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I hope he drowns. I hope it’s cold, and dark, and lonely, and terrifying.

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

There literally no need for this man to be THAT attractive. Save some hotness for others, ffs.

Black & white photo of Richy Calafiori, Arsenal player. He is walking on the pitch - the crowd and a goal behind him

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Tom Usher @tomusher.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Really quite something to see the right wing press gearing up for more all out, non stop attacking of another vulnerable group in real time.

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

just stop oil protesters got five years in jail for *planning* to do this to the M25.

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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 04/09/2026

Without being overly cynical, Reform supporters already said they didn't care about the £5 million bung from Harborne, and that even if it was shady, good, because 'whatever it takes' to get Farage in power. Far-right politics thrives on incoherent exceptionalism which it demands and creates.

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Quite like the fact that Starmer has been reduced to an insert photo on a front page which is all about him stepping down. Not even a *whisper* of anybody giving a tiny shite that’s he’s going. This is Camden’s local paper: weekly circulation of 50,000. Many of us get it through our doors.

Front page of this weeks Camden new journal.

Headline: KEIR WE GO! Election Frenzy As Green Leader Steos Up for Ballot Box Battle.

The largest photo is of Polanski, Starmer’s is quite a bit smaller

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

My next MP, bay-bee. What an upgrade

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

There were *three* teams of canvassers out across Holborn & St Pancras this evening for the Green Party and Starmer only resigned today. An impressive start

A mixed gender group of people, smiling outside Kentish Town tube station. Two of them are holding VOTE GREEN signs

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Are tooth fetishists a thing and if so how do I hook the live cleaning footage up to an only fans or something

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