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maggie schreiter

@squishythings.com
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quilt and mixed media fiber artist, animal nerd, trivia, and heavy jams. she/her in mythic central nj ig: squishythings www.squishythings.com www.etsy.com/shop/squishythings linusinhats.tumblr.com

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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 26/09/2026
boba.. are you gonna knock them over?
a grey tabby cat looms over eight plastic hello kitty x godzilla toys arranged in a circle on a table
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 25/09/2026
lord worm, formerly of the band cryptopsy, famous for eating worms and feeding them to the audience from a chalice during the band's shows.
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 23/09/2026
closing in!!! moved back so you could see the cutting table horrors #quiltsky
an in progress quilt top. a panel with a unicorn and lots of fairies and flowers is toward the right, with the words "it's whimsical. like unicorns and shit. bitches love whimsy" to the left, with neutral light colored fabrics creating the background, the words are shades of purple and blue. you can also see the cutting table in front of the quilt, covered in neutral fabric scraps, rulers, scissors, and a rotary cutter.
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 23/09/2026
today in wretched ai-generated fabric prints
an image of a repeating fabric print in mottled brown and orange featuring musical instruments, symbols, and records. the instruments are all wrong in ways that feel like a human artist wouldn't do, such as a piano where the keys don't follow the correct pattern of white and black.
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 22/09/2026
first day i get to wear these beautiful genius pufferfish pants
mirror selfie in a bathroom of a white woman with pink hair wearing a black tshirt and blue-violet pants printed with yellow pufferfish making funny faces. and orange sneakers.
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 22/09/2026
further accumulations have occurred
a piece of muslin fabric with piles of blob shaped pieces of fabric hand appliquéd to it. the blobs are mostly blue and purple colors.
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 21/09/2026
the true goat of fall treats
ivins famous spiced wafers and their iconic old timey orange and black box.
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 21/09/2026
raccoon had urgent business with our trail cam
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 21/09/2026
awkward angle but without plastic wrap
a colorful tattoo of a flame point white flat faced cat with blue surrounded by colorful stars. it is on a leg
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 20/09/2026
i’m hooooome
fresh colorful tattoo of a white flat faced cat with orangey points on a leg, wrapped in plastic
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 20/09/2026
“bitch” is connected and “es” is connected to “whim.” need to fill out the space to the left of the b, and then do “love” so all of that part can go together. then it’s onto the stepstool for the top #quiltsky
an in progress quilt top. a panel with a unicorn and lots of fairies and flowers is toward the right, with the words "it's whimsical. like unicorns and shit. bitches love whimsy" to the left, with neutral light colored fabrics creating the background, the words are shades of purple and blue.
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 19/09/2026
and @possumacquainter.bsky.social made this gif from linus's greatest youtube achievement
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 19/09/2026
eat a brimbon. FOR YOUR HEALTH
a white flat faced cat trying to eat some green curling ribbon, mspainted to look like dr. steve brule played by john c. reilly from tim and eric awesome show great job.
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 19/09/2026
POIROT!!!!! the black cat, hugo, actually had a poirot disposition. linus was definitely the hastings of the two of them.
a white flat faced cat mspainted to look like the david suchet poirot. a grey suit, green bowtie, grey hat, and fantastic moustache
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 19/09/2026
i think this was for the beyoncé halftime show
a flat faced white cat lying on a floor mspainted to look like beyoncé from her super bowl halftime show. black and gold outfit, fishnets, and lots of long light colored hair.
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 19/09/2026
this one took forever why am i like this
a flat faced white cat curled into a circle and mspainted to be the body of bb-8, the droid from the star wars sequels, and the head is up on the back of the cat. bc it's a ball. OUTTA MY WAY, BALL.
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 19/09/2026
my log does not judge
a white flat faced cat mspainted into the log lady from twin peaks, with light colored hair, red glasses, and a brown sweater, holding a log with lichen on it.
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 19/09/2026
i posted this one the night before my jeopardy audition and i would kill all those categories
a flat faced white cat mspainted to look like alex trebek standing in front of a jeopardy board. the categories are "the 'x' files," "internet cats," "quote 'jaws' five times," and (cut off) "90s rock"
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 19/09/2026
probably posted this one a bunch cuz i'm always ready to go to flavortown
a flat faced white cat mspainted to look like guy fieri with earrings, bleached hair, sunglasses, a flame shirt, and the beard situation
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 19/09/2026
i made this john hodgman one, and my husband's high school friend showed it to him when she interviewed him for a podcast. he called linus "an obese cat"
a flat faced white cat mspainted to look like john hodgman in a suit with glasses and a mustache
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 19/09/2026
have your pets spayed or neutered etc
flat faced white cat mspainted to look like drew carey in his role as the host of the price is right, surrounded by price is right logo dollar signs
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 19/09/2026
smacks of effort
a flat faced white cat mspainted to look like weird al on the cover of dare to be stupid, including a toaster, hammer, fish, golf ball, wagon, umbrella, and toothbrush floating around
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 19/09/2026
i just think the pose on this one is really funny
a flat faced white cat mspainted into skeletor (except for the face!) sitting on top of a hamster tank with one foot in the air like he was just cleaning his butt
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 19/09/2026
warrior princess observes hamster princesses
flat faced white cat mspainted to look like xena, warrior princess, watching two hamsters in balls on the floor of a house.
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 19/09/2026
remember that time robocop shot a guy- ok not this robocop
a white flat faced cat on a leash in the grass getting petted by a human, but his front half is mspainted into the robocop suit
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 19/09/2026
da bears
photo of a white flat faced cat mspainted to look like mike ditka with slicked back brown hair, sunglasses, and a chicago bears sweater
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 19/09/2026
mother
flat faced white cat mspainted to look like glenn danzig with a box of fresh step cat litter
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 19/09/2026
botticelli could never
a photo of a white flat faced cat outdoors on a leash mspainted with long blonde hair standing on a large scallop shell with flowers floating in the air, like the birth of venus painting by botticelli
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 19/09/2026
brother
a photo of a black flat faced cat sitting next to a white flat faced cat. the white cat has been mspainted with a yellow bandana, sweatbands, hair, and mustache. the bandana says "hulkamania" in red, because he is hulk hogan, who sucks actually, sorry
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 19/09/2026
kitten business
a photo of a white flat faced cat lying on top of a hamster tank mspainted with black frame glasses, a white shirt, and a red and yellow necktie. he is a businessman. maybe he has an mba
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 19/09/2026
a photo of a flat faced white cat mspainted with big sunglasses, a little moustache, and a grey hoodie to make him look like the unabomber. the unabomber sketch is included on the right.
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 19/09/2026
tomorrow i have an appointment to get a linus tattoo and i've left everything up to the artist so idk what's gonna happen. anyway here are some of my favorite linus in hats pictures
a photo of a flat faced white cat mspainted with a mohawk, beard, and gold chains to make him look like mr. t
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 19/09/2026
i thought i had posted this before (probably did before i started alt texting everything) and meant to post it the other day but i forgot
a white flat faced cat with an mspaint style cartoon outfit added to make him look like dave mustaine: big curly red hair, a black megadeth shirt, and a red flying v guitar
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 19/09/2026
ETERNAL
best friend meme says “friendship ended with corporeal form. now uploaded consciousness is my best friend”
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 16/09/2026
cleaned up vinyl bag stuff, turned on machine, switched plate/foot/thread, sewed ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
selfie in an office chair looking tired wearing big headphones and pointing at the sewing machine next to me
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 16/09/2026
they traded the big set pieces for video backgrounds but at least they still pay some guy to walk around on stilts
non bruce members of iron maiden plus a giant trooper eddie on stage
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 16/09/2026
iron maiden consists entirely of huge nerds and bruce is their king
bruce dickinson on stage during “powerslave” wearing a weird feathered mask wearing a red british soldier uniform and waving the great britain flag during “the trooper”wearing an aviator cap and goggles during “aces high”wearing a black trench coat and top hat holding a lantern in front of a big moon on a screen during “fear of the dark”
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 16/09/2026
we made it i love you
the band megadeth on stage at hersheypark stadium
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 15/09/2026
the friendly horsemans club
gps map showing locations of the friendly horsemans club, woodcorner cottontails, and spellbound sweets
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 15/09/2026
panic set in and i made an extremely shitty clear one
small zip pouch made of translucent pink vinyl
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 14/09/2026
veg spam: actually good
a square can of “unmeat” classic, a plant-based luncheon meat.
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 13/09/2026
“like” is now a whole hunk, but it isn’t attached to the one below it yet. “bitches” is next
an in progress quilt top. a panel with a unicorn and lots of fairies and flowers is toward the right, with the words "it's whimsical. like unicorns and shit. bitches love whimsy" to the left, with neutral light colored fabrics creating the background, the words are shades of purple and blue.
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 13/09/2026
warholio
a screenshot of beavis & butt-head, where beavis is being cornholio, but has been given fluffy white hair and glasses and is holding a brillo box.
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 13/09/2026
A CHUNK!!!!!
lots of randomly pieced white and off-white fabrics around a blue lowercase e.
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 13/09/2026
oh. encouragement arrived (“dad’s outside. pls get up and feed me.”)
a grey tabby cat sits on a small rug on a wood floor in a room surrounded by bins of fabric
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 12/09/2026
keeps rubbing his face on the ipad in idk joy? i went out for a few hours and got home RIGHT AT HIS PREFERRED BEDTIME
a grey tabby cat lying on a bed in front of a lap full of ipad, and the cat is blurry because he’s rubbing his face forcefully on the corner of said ipad
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 11/09/2026
i am 44 years old and these are my friends
a handmade large stuffed sardine, an alligator pillow pet, and an enormous plush velvet worm make a pile next to the pillows on a bed. there are further plushies on the headboard of the bed.
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 10/09/2026
here is shiner, who i love v much, with mario from spotlights filling in for josh
band on stage. to the left is a bass player with a microphone, center a guitarist with a microphone, a drummer, and then just the torso of another guitarist, sorry i cut off your headband on stage. to the left is a bass player with a microphone, center a guitarist with a microphone, a drummer, and then another guitarist
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 10/09/2026
this is the band bursting from chicago, who was also good (and fun to watch). they had barbie font stickers. all i could think of was this one episode of nailed it where a contestant constantly uses the word “bursting” tho
a band on a stage. to the left is a guitarist, then a bass player, a drummer behind them, and on the right is a guitarist with a microphone.
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 10/09/2026
this is a band called sleep tactics which a) i liked their music a lot and b) their name is my husband’s whole life
four people on a stage. on the left is a bass player. in the back is a drummer. then there are two guitarists with microphones.
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