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maggie schreiter

@squishythings.com
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quilt and mixed media fiber artist, animal nerd, trivia, and heavy jams. she/her in mythic central nj ig: squishythings www.squishythings.com www.etsy.com/shop/squishythings linusinhats.tumblr.com

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Catbus @catbus.phd · 34m
don't bother addressing a congregation unless you're in the baroque creature pulpit
Baroque pulpit ca. 1750, rebuilt 1856, Parish church in Dobroszów.

a fanciful scaled sculpture where the serpents open mouth serves as the pulpit
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 38m
the advancements in non-gelatin gummi candies have been lovely
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 40m
gummi peaches forever
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 2h
toy called "sticky creeblers"
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 3h
made the thing. it took about 8 minutes. yay
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 4h
question mark one: sew one of the make and take projects we're doing this weekend at the shop. i'm supervising it friday so it's probably good if i know how to do it lol
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 4h
A list of people who honked in support of the Academy of Natural Sciences at yesterday's protest: A schoolbus A car full of kids A cop A mailman Cars full of people in business attire Cars full of people in work outfits Cars full of people in street clothes The PPA Philly supports the Academy.
a woman in glasses holds up a sign that says Honk for the Academy
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Rob Hanna @robhanna.bsky.social · 4h
I really wish there was more civic discourse about Drexel, and Penn, and Temple, being shitty community members. Drexel just trying to vaporize a civic insty-tution that should be there for future generations of Philly kids.
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 4h
concerts last night at the linc and the arena, coulda been ubers on the way to those?
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 4h
have responded to emails i will go put laundry in and attend to my question marks
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 4h
one of the shows i went to after jupiter came out they were like "we're gonna play an old song," and some camo shorts got excited, but it was their cover of "dazed & confused" (i found this very funny)
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 4h
lol true
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 5h
star of sea world: miracle babies and friends
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 5h
i wrote this list after getting the class online, doing the supply lists, and writing the classes email bc i am cheating.
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 6h
the hardcore kids got mad about the change but it's still heavy and it rips
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 6h
cave in - jupiter
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 6h
accountability thread cuz i'm tired -get one class online -upload three supply lists -write classes email -respond to three non-work emails -a load of laundry -???? -pick up kid from after school thing
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 6h
the 5-5-5 deal was too good to pass up in the aughts
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 6h
escaping the parking lot last night involved a lot more fighting with ac/dc fans and whatever it's fine we all lived. it was fun listening to the google maps voice go "exit the parking lot" every three minutes or so while we were unable to exit the parking lot
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 15h
i’m posting so yeah! (i may have exaggerated a little)
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 17h
i love yelling and the kid will not possess the power of speech tomorrow
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 18h
rivers cuomo is working on becoming rick moranis
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 19h
who still does that in.. a relatively enclosed space.. when there are options that are less gross
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 19h
somebody near us actually smoked a j???
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 20h
girl next to me just googled “weezer somgs”
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 20h
but i have heard more than two shins songs so it’s fine i guess
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 20h
we missed silversun pickups entirely due to having to fight ac/dc fans in the linc parking lot
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 20h
girl the presence of ac/dc at the linc has caused us to park extraordinarily far away from weezerville
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 23h
forgot that i had a whole drawer of me-made sweatpants that do not squeeze and squanch
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 29/09/2026
have managed to eat a few things but none are very like, filling and nutritious. later we may need to avail ourselves of $20 popcorn and $30 soft pretzels
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 29/09/2026
which cory turned into a sticker that i got several of and keep sticking in my planners every time i switch
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 29/09/2026
what pants do i own that will not squash my guts. pls do not squash the guts
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 29/09/2026
come back when brain isn’t already catastrophizing everything. or never. whatever
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 29/09/2026
occasionally the general area of my messed up kidney kind of hurts and you know what body? today is not the day for that
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 29/09/2026
supercut of fern brady saying “ohhh nooo” will fix me
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 29/09/2026
yeah! we went to the voyage to the blue planet tour in 2024 and she’s even more excited this time
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 29/09/2026
today i must go to work and also take my kid to see weezer and i would like my brain to know this is not an emergency that requires many annoying hormone secretions
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 29/09/2026
referring to the cat as “traitorous beef” whenever he doesn’t get in bed with me
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 29/09/2026
at the 1995 MTV Movie Awards, the Ramones played a medley of the Best Song nominees which means you can watch them cover Regulate and Big Empty, among others
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The Ramones 6-10-95 "Movie Medley" TV award show performance
YouTube video by BetaGems Lost Media
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Alexandra Gallant-Lee @alexandragallant.com · 27/09/2026
Just hanging out at the pond
Felted creatures - two frogs and a bird, one of the frogs has spiky “hair” sticking straight up and they’re all on a lilypad
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 29/09/2026
what if scammers just knocked it off. why do you suck
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 29/09/2026
(movie voiceover guy voice: in a world with bad lighting.. people are posting photos without adjusting their levels)
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 29/09/2026
oh no it’s The Dress
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 29/09/2026
👏 👏 👏
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Jeremy C. Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey Bluesky, could you help spread the word? My goal for the day is one new sale. Here's a lovely pic of some of the Jeremy Creatures currently available at my shop. Each one is designed and hand-sewed by me and takes many hours to create. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com
Here's a lovely pic of some of my hand-sewn, fabric art Jeremy Creatures. The ground is green fur and the background is a beautiful galaxy print fabric. One creature is a gray rock with two different sizes black eyes and a little frown. There's a tall ghost with about 35 black eyes of different sizes and a wide mouth full of sharp teeth. There's another spirit with many eyes, twirly head wisps, and an open mouth with sharp teeth. There's also a ghost with a tiny face, with two different sized eyes and a little frown. There's a black ghost with a gray moon face, their body covered with hand-embroidered stars and planets of various sizes and colors. There's a frowny white ghost featuring embroidered red flowers. There's a super tiny frowny white ghost, and a super tiny black ghost with four eyes and embroidered stars.
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 29/09/2026
me before oql tonight: i have been Suffering. i apologize for being dumb me during oql tonight: YES I LOVE YOU OBSCURE NEW ZEALAND CREATURES GIVE ME POINT
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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Came up in FB memories JNCO Reinhardt
JNCO Reinhardt - a meme by mark shepherd
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 28/09/2026
does he not know? how could he not know
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 28/09/2026
right???
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maggie schreiter @squishythings.com · 28/09/2026
the assignment right now included a question in the beginning about “the pitfalls of ai photography” so it’s bonus weird that the teacher is asking them to analyze the ai visuals of this video
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