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@squirrelbite.bsky.social
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Just a regular Old who enjoys a varied smattering of things: dogs, cats, BTS, Star Trek, history, the Duluth Aerial Lift Bridge, trying to keep democracy going, and thinking Nazis are actually a bad thing.

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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 19h
Just a random note: You will never be disappointed with your choice to follow bsky.app/profile/artb... Just really good, funny, sometimes amazing match-ups between art and sports.
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 20h
::wild applause::
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hell, I'd PAY for this coaching gig...
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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kid was asking some pointed questions about how babies are born which led to me drawing the best picture I’ve drawn in my life
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh, that's just nicely done.
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Sunny Moraine @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
GUESS WHO’S HOME
An orange cat wearing a blue cone sitting in a dark blue litter box. He looks more than a little grumpy about the whole situation.
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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place.
chair with a "face"
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
#NoTabPete
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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 30/08/2026
my 5yo said she was making a sign for her fort and I was expecting like "no boys allowed" or whatever, but in fact it said:
Rainbow lettered sign "everyone alowed in this fort"
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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
All crew, Do not click on links in emails. They pose a major security risk. For more information: bit.ly/1MUISmu Worf
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Why isn't there someone at the Strait with a webcam at each end, literally showing what's coming through (and what isn't)? Like, seriously -- I am surprised no one has set it up, whether officially or otherwise.
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This x 1000000000.
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 08/08/2026
I check Facebook 1-2x a month for family stuff. Turns out a few days ago my dad made a long post begging for understanding about trans people by his fellow boomers. Last paragraphs are below. Dad doesn’t always get it 100% right. He doesn’t need to. He loves and defends me; that’s all that matters
H. I have a trans daughter. She struggled to learn who she was.
She finally " got it" several years ago and has transitioned into a beautiful adult woman. I've seen the struggle up close. She has been mocked and beaten for being herself. I love her.
Personally I dont think I have the strength of character to do as she has, should I have been in that circumstance.
G. And finally..l just had to get this off my chest as I read, see and overhear uneducated, bigoted posts, stories, and conversation. Here's a testimony of a parent of a beautiful child..there are more of us than you know.
Hope this helps.
If I offends you..buh bye.
If you learned something..youre welcome.
IYKYK. PEACE AND LOVE ARE THE ONLY ANSWERS.
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I would lay down in traffic for this tiny kitteh, I am just sayin'...
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Ain't that the fucking truth.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
this name shit would be the perfect time for obama and/or mamdani to do a hit for el-sayed. "we've heard a lot of people attacking dr el-sayed over his name. well, for eight years they called me PRESIDENT hussein obama. and i'm MAYOR mamdani. so maybe its time for SENATOR el-sayed."
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Don’t judge yourself. That’s your cat’s job.
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
MMMBop.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Oh, so the suspect was a white guy then.
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Kevin Tompkins @ktompkinsii.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Me: "It's time to start eating healthy." Lettuce: "I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea!" Chips and cookies in my pantry: "I would never do that to you."
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Dean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:
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Gordon Wark 🤬💥😡🔥🕗🕕🕓🕖 @1stwark.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Cartoonists Are The Only Real Journalists Left In The USA.
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Platner is a fucking asshole. Fuck that dickwad a 1000 times in a 1000 different ways. Fuck him. He's willing to screw this entire country & all its peeps over because he got caught being a rapist Nazi fuck. That's it. That's it. That's the skeet. Thanks for coming for my Ted Talk. #FuckThatGuy
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
A friend of mine found these three kittens behind a Bay Area gas station. They are tame, vaccinated, and incredibly affectionate. Unfortunately, she's unable to keep them and I'm trying to find them a home. They are at risk of going to a shelter. Bay Area people, are you open to adopting?
Three kittens in a cage. Two are orange and one is black. Three kittens. Two are orange, one is black. They are laying on a stuffed teddy bear. The black kitten in a scarf.The two orange kittens in a scarf.
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Normalize throwing a like on literally any skeet that brings you an ounce of happiness in this world (disregarding AI slop & other such shit, of course)... Someone posted a cute dog/cat/ferret/sugar-glider/owl/whatever pic? SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON. Seriously -- we all, every one of us, need it. 💜
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The cat didn't want to go to work and is jealous of the cat that was abducted.
Painting of a cat in a tie and carrying a briefcase looking at a skateboarding cat being abducted by a UFO; cats in the background are incredulous.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
the reason dsa candidates are winning is because theyre saying theyll do actual things to make peoples lives better and identifying billionaires as an obstacle to those things, its not super complicated or anything
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Perfection. No notes. Just chef's kiss perfection.
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
This is the best page to come into my world in quite some time, I must say. 😍
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Utter perfection.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I think the reason I've been a little ambiently mad all day is because January 6th rioters are statistically the most likely group of pedophiles in the world and they clubbed a guy to death and they're going to be rich from the tax money that I give to the country I live in.
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Trans folks should be able to just live their fucking lives like anyone else. That's it. That's the tweet. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 19/05/2026
We only rate dogs. This is a precious little seal. She is laying on the beach and everything. Please be more respectful of our craft, and only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10 (IG: jaynjoyyy)
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I'd be down for it.
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April Glick Pulito @aprilglick.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I feel I should alert Bluesky to the baby foxes in our yard
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
This is amazing - @kevinolearytv 🤡 is fearmongering about Chinese agents opposing his giant Utah data center… but it’s 2 young local girls in Utah who hilariously call him (and his “dumbass hat”) out👇🏽 Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DYU074V...
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Well said.
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I know the rule.
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
A mock-up of a Burger King ad: “One Day We’ll All Wake Up To His Obituary”
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
We need a labeler here that lets everyone know. ACTUALLY WENT TO THE 2026 WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS DINNER
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Someone just told me that The Princess Bride is "overrated" and long story short it's perfectly acceptable to remove toxic people from your life.
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Krisi 🏳️‍⚧️ @primaryradical.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
David Duchovny played a transgender woman, Denise, on Twin Peaks in 1990 and when greeting Cooper, the show's protagonist, she says, "I prefer Denise, if you don't mind" and Cooper responds with "OK" and her identity is settled within a couple seconds and was a non-issue, 36 years ago.
FBI agent Denise played by David Duchovny and Dale Cooper, played by Kyle Maclachlan, Twin Peaks 1990
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/04/2026
is that bad?
FOX GRAPHIC: STRAIT OF HORMUZ TANKER TRAFFIC

TODAY: 4
BEFORE CONFLICT: 100+ DAILY
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Discreetly placed security cat. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Black and white photo of a strip of bushes in between a house and a brick pathway running parallel to it. On the soil in between two bush sits a white medium haired cat looking very intensely at something out of frame to the right.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 02/04/2026
This is proof that sometimes you never know how good things can get, and even then, they can sometimes get even better. 13/10 for all (TT: matiastapia2409)
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Reminder to next dem government: take all of SpaceX’s federal contracts and give the money back to NASA.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
the most vile pieces of shit
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 30/03/2026
over and over again, outright paid anti-trans activists are quoted in the Times as "concerned parents" or "concerned doctors". these are people who are paid to advocate against trans rights, and they are constantly white-washed by NYT news reporters.
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