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@squirrelbite.bsky.social
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Just a regular Old who enjoys a varied smattering of things: dogs, cats, BTS, Star Trek, history, the Duluth Aerial Lift Bridge, trying to keep democracy going, and thinking Nazis are actually a bad thing.

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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 4h
I would lay down in traffic for Thomas Potato, I'm just sayin'... 💜🐾🥔
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 5h
I for one think it’s bad that the president can just say crazy stuff all day every day and 99% of it doesn’t make the news because we’ve normalized having an insane president
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just a random note: You will never be disappointed with your choice to follow bsky.app/profile/artb... Just really good, funny, sometimes amazing match-ups between art and sports.
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
::wild applause::
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Worked at BK as a kid (lo, those 400 years ago) & cannot stress how many times people were like "good god, this is my fave sandwich" when you handed the tray/bag to them, or that they would come back up to the counter to say "that was so good, thank you." (And often just decide to get one to go...)
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Beautiful Tiny Kitteh: "Actually.... no." ::starts making biscuits::
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hell, I'd PAY for this coaching gig...
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Kwik Trip gets my undying love solely for the cleanliness & "real door that shuts & locks" quality of their restrooms. I also like some of their items & sales (the little bacon wrapped pork filets on sale are surprisingly good/tasty, that sort of thing), but the restrooms are just on point. 💯
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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kid was asking some pointed questions about how babies are born which led to me drawing the best picture I’ve drawn in my life
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Ron Swanson: It's So Beautiful (Parks and Rec)
Alt: Ron Swanson: It's So Beautiful (Parks and Rec)
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh, that's just nicely done.
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This glorious creature: "Not just floofs. Stately & Regal Floofs, as befits my queen status."
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Stargate SG-1. The X-Files.
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Sunny Moraine @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
GUESS WHO’S HOME
An orange cat wearing a blue cone sitting in a dark blue litter box. He looks more than a little grumpy about the whole situation.
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I am so very sorry that these assholes keep doing this to you.
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Limping Fajitas
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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place.
chair with a "face"
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Nicely done.
Spock from original series Star Trek standing at his science station looking back at the captain's chair area as if reporting something. Captioned "Captain, I am detecting large quantities of win in this sector."
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
#NoTabPete
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Mia: "Got any new plushies under that blanket, do ya?"
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Thanks for posting about this game, because this is right up my alley. Just did today's as my first try, got 771 score, three words that no one else has found. One of those, it said only four people have ever found it. OH YEAH, this gonna hit ALLLL my word-game/competitiveness buttons, yep. 😆
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Glowing ghosts OMFG!!!!
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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 30/08/2026
my 5yo said she was making a sign for her fort and I was expecting like "no boys allowed" or whatever, but in fact it said:
Rainbow lettered sign "everyone alowed in this fort"
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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
All crew, Do not click on links in emails. They pose a major security risk. For more information: bit.ly/1MUISmu Worf
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
*NICE* Northern there!! One of my most fave fish to catch for the sheer fun of landing a big one. 👍🎣
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I would pay double the taco cheese tax willingly. Cheese is demanded, cheese shall be given!
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Why isn't there someone at the Strait with a webcam at each end, literally showing what's coming through (and what isn't)? Like, seriously -- I am surprised no one has set it up, whether officially or otherwise.
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This x 1000000000.
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I grew up near Forest Lake, and I'm tellin' ya, man -- if this Trump/MAGA loving dipshit can't get elected there, a place pre-disposed to electing dipshits, he ain't gonna get elected anywhere beyond that.
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It really was! They were a mix of ages plus a mix of "only indoor", "both indoor/outdoor", "only outdoor" that just kept everything lively for those years. Indoor Cat, looking at Outdoor Cat at the window: "HE'S LOOKING AT ME, MAKE HIM STOP!" Outdoor Cat: "SUCK IT, INDOOR CAT" ... and so on. 😉
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I once had 8 cats & 1 dog for a period of a few years. My vet-visit/pet-meds/few-emergency-visits bills were... not insignificant & often caused "Guess we're eating rice & beans for a month" situations. Wouldn't change a single thing about those years. Pets give so much more than they 'take'. 💯❤️
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
All I see is a weak-ass James Woods 184 years ago or whatever...
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I am like ::thisclose:: to licking the screen at these images, and, well... let's not really talk about that, but instead say "OMG that looks soooo delicious!!!" and leave it there...
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The most exotic thing I ever "cooked" at college (at the dorm, not my eventual offsite apartment) was dipping strips of unheated discount flour tortillas into an unheated can of enchilada sauce, so that I could imagine having a mex-flavor dish without having money for, you know, meat or cheese.
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 08/08/2026
I check Facebook 1-2x a month for family stuff. Turns out a few days ago my dad made a long post begging for understanding about trans people by his fellow boomers. Last paragraphs are below. Dad doesn’t always get it 100% right. He doesn’t need to. He loves and defends me; that’s all that matters
H. I have a trans daughter. She struggled to learn who she was.
She finally " got it" several years ago and has transitioned into a beautiful adult woman. I've seen the struggle up close. She has been mocked and beaten for being herself. I love her.
Personally I dont think I have the strength of character to do as she has, should I have been in that circumstance.
G. And finally..l just had to get this off my chest as I read, see and overhear uneducated, bigoted posts, stories, and conversation. Here's a testimony of a parent of a beautiful child..there are more of us than you know.
Hope this helps.
If I offends you..buh bye.
If you learned something..youre welcome.
IYKYK. PEACE AND LOVE ARE THE ONLY ANSWERS.
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I would lay down in traffic for this tiny kitteh, I am just sayin'...
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
There are SO MANY loosey items that people would literally die to be able to purchase. Onion ring. Chicken nugget. 2 cheese curds. Extra softshell (just one, not three pack) Pup cup size ice cream. Everything that falls into a "just need one bite, bit extra, the taste of it, & I'm good" category.
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Ain't that the fucking truth.
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Picture of the store front of a place called "SOUNDS GREAT".
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
this name shit would be the perfect time for obama and/or mamdani to do a hit for el-sayed. "we've heard a lot of people attacking dr el-sayed over his name. well, for eight years they called me PRESIDENT hussein obama. and i'm MAYOR mamdani. so maybe its time for SENATOR el-sayed."
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Don’t judge yourself. That’s your cat’s job.
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Literally the reason I rarely play Breath of the Wild (a game I LOVE) -- I can't play very often, and when I can, I have to spend the hour I have re-figuring shit out, and therefore never make any progress. A quick "hey, here's the five things you'll use the most" refresher would be AMAZING.
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
And sadly, the closest Asian store to me in my Rural Mooseville that would sell such a thing is likely 100 miles away, but I can also, you know, use the internet to order shit, so it all works out OK! (If you, or anyone, has any brand recommendations to give for the sauce & mix, I'd appreciate it!)
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
See, here's my thought -- ppl who don't randomly follow folks who post something they thought was interesting/funny/poignant at some point, miss out on SO MUCH STUFF IN THE FUTURE. I followed you for Some Reason a while back & now I'm learning abt the glory that is okonomiyaki for the first time. 🙏
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I would lay down in traffic for this pupper, I'm just sayin'... 😍
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
So energetic!! 😍
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
A reporting form for, I think, Facebook from a while back, when you were reporting an image as breaking The Rules -- "I'm in this photo and I don't like it" is selected in the form.
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
To even out that dipshit's comment, I'm here to say "A thousand blessings on you and your house if you can spare the time to post a general recipe or even just a basic description of the process of making These, Our Lardly Carnitas of Awesomeness."
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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Loveyou Hugs
Alt: Snoop Dogg grooving, with text of "HELL YEAH" at bottom.
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