snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 4hI would lay down in traffic for Thomas Potato, I'm just sayin'... 💜🐾🥔 010
Reposted by snarkbiteAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 5hI for one think it’s bad that the president can just say crazy stuff all day every day and 99% of it doesn’t make the news because we’ve normalized having an insane president 647170624016
snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Just a random note: You will never be disappointed with your choice to follow bsky.app/profile/artb... Just really good, funny, sometimes amazing match-ups between art and sports.bsky.app 001
snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Worked at BK as a kid (lo, those 400 years ago) & cannot stress how many times people were like "good god, this is my fave sandwich" when you handed the tray/bag to them, or that they would come back up to the counter to say "that was so good, thank you." (And often just decide to get one to go...) 000
snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Beautiful Tiny Kitteh: "Actually.... no." ::starts making biscuits:: 010
snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Kwik Trip gets my undying love solely for the cleanliness & "real door that shuts & locks" quality of their restrooms. I also like some of their items & sales (the little bacon wrapped pork filets on sale are surprisingly good/tasty, that sort of thing), but the restrooms are just on point. 💯 130
Reposted by snarkbiteHelen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Kid was asking some pointed questions about how babies are born which led to me drawing the best picture I’ve drawn in my life 397130761227
snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 17/09/2026static.klipy.comRon Swanson: It's So Beautiful (Parks and Rec)Alt: Ron Swanson: It's So Beautiful (Parks and Rec) 010
snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This glorious creature: "Not just floofs. Stately & Regal Floofs, as befits my queen status." 030
snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I am so very sorry that these assholes keep doing this to you. 020
Reposted by snarkbitetunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 07/09/2026"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place. 427174343861
snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Mia: "Got any new plushies under that blanket, do ya?" 110
snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Thanks for posting about this game, because this is right up my alley. Just did today's as my first try, got 771 score, three words that no one else has found. One of those, it said only four people have ever found it. OH YEAH, this gonna hit ALLLL my word-game/competitiveness buttons, yep. 😆 000
Reposted by snarkbitesamuel mehr @mehr.nz · 30/08/2026my 5yo said she was making a sign for her fort and I was expecting like "no boys allowed" or whatever, but in fact it said: 452872341
Reposted by snarkbiteWorf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 27/08/2026All crew, Do not click on links in emails. They pose a major security risk. For more information: bit.ly/1MUISmu Worf 616823
Reposted by snarkbiteGarrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today. 227395187142
snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 24/08/2026*NICE* Northern there!! One of my most fave fish to catch for the sheer fun of landing a big one. 👍🎣 110
snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I would pay double the taco cheese tax willingly. Cheese is demanded, cheese shall be given! 020
snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Why isn't there someone at the Strait with a webcam at each end, literally showing what's coming through (and what isn't)? Like, seriously -- I am surprised no one has set it up, whether officially or otherwise. 010
snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I grew up near Forest Lake, and I'm tellin' ya, man -- if this Trump/MAGA loving dipshit can't get elected there, a place pre-disposed to electing dipshits, he ain't gonna get elected anywhere beyond that. 000
snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 18/08/2026It really was! They were a mix of ages plus a mix of "only indoor", "both indoor/outdoor", "only outdoor" that just kept everything lively for those years. Indoor Cat, looking at Outdoor Cat at the window: "HE'S LOOKING AT ME, MAKE HIM STOP!" Outdoor Cat: "SUCK IT, INDOOR CAT" ... and so on. 😉 010
snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I once had 8 cats & 1 dog for a period of a few years. My vet-visit/pet-meds/few-emergency-visits bills were... not insignificant & often caused "Guess we're eating rice & beans for a month" situations. Wouldn't change a single thing about those years. Pets give so much more than they 'take'. 💯❤️ 110
snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 15/08/2026All I see is a weak-ass James Woods 184 years ago or whatever... 000
snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I am like ::thisclose:: to licking the screen at these images, and, well... let's not really talk about that, but instead say "OMG that looks soooo delicious!!!" and leave it there... 041
snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 08/08/2026The most exotic thing I ever "cooked" at college (at the dorm, not my eventual offsite apartment) was dipping strips of unheated discount flour tortillas into an unheated can of enchilada sauce, so that I could imagine having a mex-flavor dish without having money for, you know, meat or cheese. 010
Reposted by snarkbiteStella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 08/08/2026I check Facebook 1-2x a month for family stuff. Turns out a few days ago my dad made a long post begging for understanding about trans people by his fellow boomers. Last paragraphs are below. Dad doesn’t always get it 100% right. He doesn’t need to. He loves and defends me; that’s all that matters 184111201149
snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I would lay down in traffic for this tiny kitteh, I am just sayin'... 000
snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 07/08/2026There are SO MANY loosey items that people would literally die to be able to purchase. Onion ring. Chicken nugget. 2 cheese curds. Extra softshell (just one, not three pack) Pup cup size ice cream. Everything that falls into a "just need one bite, bit extra, the taste of it, & I'm good" category. 000
Reposted by snarkbiteOliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 05/08/2026this name shit would be the perfect time for obama and/or mamdani to do a hit for el-sayed. "we've heard a lot of people attacking dr el-sayed over his name. well, for eight years they called me PRESIDENT hussein obama. and i'm MAYOR mamdani. so maybe its time for SENATOR el-sayed." 181452224
Reposted by snarkbiteJenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Don’t judge yourself. That’s your cat’s job. 22613135
snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Literally the reason I rarely play Breath of the Wild (a game I LOVE) -- I can't play very often, and when I can, I have to spend the hour I have re-figuring shit out, and therefore never make any progress. A quick "hey, here's the five things you'll use the most" refresher would be AMAZING. 010
snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 31/07/2026And sadly, the closest Asian store to me in my Rural Mooseville that would sell such a thing is likely 100 miles away, but I can also, you know, use the internet to order shit, so it all works out OK! (If you, or anyone, has any brand recommendations to give for the sauce & mix, I'd appreciate it!) 110
snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 30/07/2026See, here's my thought -- ppl who don't randomly follow folks who post something they thought was interesting/funny/poignant at some point, miss out on SO MUCH STUFF IN THE FUTURE. I followed you for Some Reason a while back & now I'm learning abt the glory that is okonomiyaki for the first time. 🙏 4353
snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I would lay down in traffic for this pupper, I'm just sayin'... 😍 040
snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 26/07/2026To even out that dipshit's comment, I'm here to say "A thousand blessings on you and your house if you can spare the time to post a general recipe or even just a basic description of the process of making These, Our Lardly Carnitas of Awesomeness." 020
snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 26/07/2026static.klipy.comLoveyou HugsAlt: Snoop Dogg grooving, with text of "HELL YEAH" at bottom. 040