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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If you're not already following @bodegacats.bsky.social, I must simply ask "why the hell not?!", for where else are you going to get to gaze upon THIS MAGNIFICENCE?!?!?!

An utterly Supreme Gray/White Long-Haired Cat in a Bodega, staring out at the photographer as if contemplating equal parts "will they give me a treat/pet" cuteness and "I shall claw their living spleen from their body" malevolence. A++++

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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Crucifictorious drew more than this...

The band Crucifictorious, from the TV show Friday Night Lights, playing to pretty much no one.

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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Where are the goddamn Princess Kay of the Milky Way butter sculptures, FFS?!

A finalist for the title of Princess Kay of the Milky Way at the MN state fair, posing with the sculpture of her made entirely out of butter.

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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Mr. Pots wishes all who see him a wonderful evening, or day, or whenever you come across his stately magnificence...

Black and white cat named Mr. Pots lounging on the hood of a red car.

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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Your post reminded me of this awesomeness... (Full text of poem in ALT text.)

A poem about LiveJournal, by author Hayley DeRoche. Title: To my friends from LiveJournal. Text of poem:

I still think about you
Wonder if you finally quit,
Do you still speak to your mom?
I remember how you went to Japan
How you swore you'd never forgive him.
I can't remember to take my meds but
I remember you wanted to live on a houseboat.
It's a strange intimacy,
all of us unspooling across decades of internet space
Like balls of yearn
leaving a trail behind us of everywhere
and everyone we've ever been.

I hope you got your houseboat.
I hope you got everything.

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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

ICE in every single photo I've seen today at airports. (Well, unless they're tackling and abusing women for no reason.)

Two small ceramic pigs on a store shelf, with a small sign in front of them that reads "Pigs with no specific duties."

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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Seems appropriate for a lot of MAGA haters re: Bad Bunny's show tonight... 😂

The Cardassian character Garak from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, big smile on his face and hands spread apart in front of him -- image creator has placed the text "Die mad about it!" in rainbow colors between his hands.

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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

I'm sorry, I don't have a dog right now, but here is an older picture of our most recent dog Ike performing a safety inspection on our car. Tongue blep as well, to make up for the lack of snow.

Picture of a redbone coonhound wearing an orange safety vest, standing in the open door of a green Volkswagen Beetle, as if performing an inspection. Tongue blep visible.

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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

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A lsmall orange fish with its cheeks puffed out, with text of ‘I just threw up in my mouth a little.’

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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Oh, well done. Well done indeed. ::applause::

Mr. Spock of original series Star Trek, at his science station, turned to look over at the captain's chair. Text at bottom reads "Captain, I am detecting large quantities of win in this sector."

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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

That gif is just perfection. ::chef's kiss:: And also:

A black and white drawing of a raccoon reaching out towards the reader, titled "I just wanted you to know... I'm gonna steal that." Used to indicate appreciation for an image/gif/meme posted in the comment being replied to, that the raccoon-poster is going to add that image/gif/meme to their collection.

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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

This type of thing, all day long. These scared little babies need to be made fun of every minute of every day, in every way possible.

Spirit Halloween costume mock-up of 'Conservative Guy Scared of Cities'. Saw that thing on the news, too many of 'those' people there, can't park ford super-dute, not scared bro are the four descriptive bullet points. Costume is dude in a t-shirt and jeans.

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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

I believe my cat may have been assembled incorrectly...

A cat in a fluffy basket in an unusually twisted up post, blissfully asleep and happy.

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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

My cat is pretty much done with my, and everyone else's, shit.

Kitteh in little basket, looking 100% bored with humanity. Don't blame him.

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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

Now that... that is just pure perfection. Well done.

Spock from the original Star Trek, at his science station but turned to look over at the captain's chair, captioned "Captain, I am detecting large quantities of win in this sector."

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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

Movie you’ve seen more than six times, no Star Wars or Trek or LOTR. (And for me, "more than six times" could easily be "more than 60 times" for this one...)

Chihiro (Sen) and No Face sitting on the train with one of the shadowed people (and with the bird and fly as well), as they journey to see Zaniba in the brilliant Hayao Miyazaki movie, Spirited Away. One of the very best films ever made, anywhere, hands down.

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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Like a commenter above me, actually lol'ed at this reply. ::applause::

Spock from original series Star Trek, at his science station on the bridge, turned back to look at the captain's chair -- captioned "Captain, i'm detecting large quantities of WIN in this sector."

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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

Here is my response to this...

Haters Gonna Hate meme, with a cat watching a turtle that is wearing a crocheted stegosaurus costume. Cat labeled 'people online with nothing better to do", turtle labeled Queen Lizzo.

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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Agree 100% that I'd never be able to talk about anything else ever again. Like, ever. Drive thru: "Hi, welcome to-..." Me, yelling/bouncing in my seat: "A RAT WITH A BACKPACK ONCE SAVED ME!!" Drive thru: ::sigh:: "Yes, we know - you come here twice a week." 🐀🎒

An image showing a rat wearing a tiny backpack, sucking on a syringe to receive a does of tasty treat-ness. Original account to post the image itself was @donnaeilidhkean Dr. Donna Kean at the Nazi Bar site (not at all meant to be offensive to the obviously amazing and awesome Dr. Kean at all, just the accurate description of That Other Site itself), with text of: "I train these clever creatures to save victims trapped in collapsed buildings after earthquakes. We kit them out with a rat backpack, and train them to trigger a switch when they find a victim & come back for a tasty treat."

Another user there (@generativist) quoted the original with text of: "imagine being buried alive and then seeing a rat with a backpack suddenly arrive. it would be all i was even capable of talking about ever again."

Third user here at Bluesky (@caroleeena.bsky.social) quoted that post with text of: "If I disappear from here, please send a tiny rat in a backpack to come save me."

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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

I have no actual idea who either of those people are, but your (*) comment had me rolling. ::applause::

Spock from Star Trek, at his science station but turned to look over to the Captain's chair -- caption at bottom is "Captain, I am detecting large quantities of win in this sector."

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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

Perfect image usage, sir. Just perfection from top to bottom. ::standing ovation::

Spock from original series Star Trek at his science station, likely looking back at the captain's chair, with text of "Captain, I'm detecting large quantities of WIN in this sector."

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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

My two little sister kittens wish you all a good night. 🐱🐾💤 (Piney on the left, Tiny on the right -- known collectively as Team Tiny Piney.)

Picture of two young cats in sitting together in a fluffy basket.

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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally.

A cartoon man at right edge of image, pointing out at viewer, with text "Coffee, you're on the bench. Alcohol, suit up."

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snarkbite @squirrelbite.bsky.social · 08/08/2024

I mean, I guess that headline is accurate -- his mouth is moving and various words are coming out. But even that's stretching the truth a bit, as a lot of them are completely unintelligible as actual specific words.

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