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And what do you call this hole? We call it…The Pit What is that thing in the pit? We call it….The Creature

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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 7m
Careful when you vote. There are two Chows on the mayoral ballot. The first one is a strawman to pull votes away from Olivia Chow. (From Reddit, so you know it must be real.)
Mayoral ballot showing two chows listed
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Sarah Elizabeth Cox @oispooky.bsky.social · 3h
Help, I can't breathe 😆🥊
LADY BOXERS. Lady boxers are not new. A challenge to fight and an acceptance between lady boxers appeared in ‘‘The Daily Post' as far back as 1728. The advertisements are too long to quote in full, but the challenge was issued by ‘‘Ann Field, of Stroke-Newington, ass-driver,” to Mrs ‘Stokes, styled the English Championess, “to a trial of the best skill in boxing, for 10 pounds, fair rise or fall.”” Mrs Stokes acoepted the challenge, none too politely, it must be said. She referred to ‘‘the famous Stoke-Newington ass-woman,”’ and went on to say ‘‘the blows which I will present her will be more difficult to digest than she ever gave her ass." Perhaps some sporting enthusiast will be able to tell us result of this encounter.
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 1h
Feel free and come by and do my garden. You get free opossums, ground hogs, rabbits, raccoons and now foxes to contend with.
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 1h
I like the Jerk place across the street. Haven’t been to that shawarma place in years. Wonder why more land that is unusable for building, aren’t used for community gardens. Like at Eglinton and Victoria Park. Probably someone complains about it being an eyesore
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 12h
She might like The All Canadian Reptile Girl. It’s run by a girl who was homeschooled and part of her assignment was to research, film and edit a show about reptiles. She’s gone to uni & stopped posting, but there’s lots of good easy herpotology info. m.youtube.com/c/AllCanadia...
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All Canadian Reptile Girl
I love reptiles and amphibians! Snakes, lizards, turtles, frogs, toads - These incredible creatures fascinate me so much. From the time I was old enough to start joining my dad on his fishing trips,...
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 15h
Snake Discovery youtube?
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 15h
Separation Brexit - UK economy greatly shrunk, loss of jobs and opportunities. Now talk of possibly rejoining EU You'd think the PM, who worked in the UK would know this about privatization. You'd think separatist could get their heads out of the clouds long enough to see what leaving did to UK
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 15h
It's great that Canada has the examples of mistakes UK made & then completely ignored them Privatization Rail - trains delayed due to a leaf on the track & expensive to use. Waste water- rivers full of shite from treatment plants dumping untreated waste. Fines far less than profits
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Econ Analytica @econanalytica.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cartoon by @lartist.bsky.social
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Shawn Micallef @shawnmicallef.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You really see that the hotel are "up" on the escarpment from this angle. That is, the top of the falls (even higher, on a ridge above them), vs the bottom of the gorge where Lake Ontario/Toronto shoreline is.
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
European nations - rip out the Microsoft, we’re going all in on Linux. Canada - can we please have some more. (It is probably different industries than defense)
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Anfor @anforsorrow.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Underneath the waters of the North Sea lies the remnants of a lost prehistoric world. A land formed at the end of the Last Glacial Period, that eventually was lost to the sea. A land that is still a mystery, and is actively being mapped by researchers. Let me briefly talk about Doggerland.🧵🔽
Hypothetical map of Doggerland and its different periods.
Map by William E. McNulty and Jerome N. Cookson. National Geographic Magazine.
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
https://www.instagram.com/goattoself?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&stkn=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Saw someone say that in the future, will we look back at sports betting, like people look back at the opioid crisis. Profiting off addiction by companies and governments.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Philadelphia held its first parallel parking championship over the weekend www.nytimes.com/2026/10/04/u...
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I do love this review comment from Wiki on Digger - so detached from human truth that its most believable character is a one-eyed animatronic cat named Maggie. (Indiewire)
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What do you mean my 5.97 meal is $6??? Why am I being overcharged!! No I don’t have exact change! I’m never coming to eat here again!! Bloody dumbocrats ruining America with their socialism. ‘See yah tomorrow, Dave?’ You know it.
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sorry can’t hear you over your state censored Saudi show that you earned millions to do.
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They really are doing everything in their power to destroy America. www.cbc.ca/news/world/f...
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Florida weighs ditching property taxes and sticking Canadians with the bill | CBC News
Florida voters are weighing whether to scrap residential property taxes and the state's governor has a solution to that potentially huge revenue loss: tax Canadians more.
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@moviessilently.bsky.social Came across this adventure for the Call of Cthulhu Table Top Role-playing Game and thought of you www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...
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The Innsmouth Terror | Chaosium | DriveThruRPG
The Innsmouth Terror Lights, Camera, Action! It is 1923 and the era of silent film is in full swing. The Innsmouth Terror will be a full-length three-act moving picture of a glamorous dame kidnapped b...
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Montreal's big problem is that if they keep resting people in blow-outs, they'll be out of shape by the post-season.
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I’ve never seen a meme that embodies my very essence before.
YOU TRIGGERED MY FIGHT OR FLIGHT RESPONSE
AND PM A FLIGHTLESS BIRD!
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Interesting that the Argos went Buffalo Bills game over a truth and reconciliation game that all the other home teams have done over the last two weeks.
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Really? What bad goal line play.
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
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Muskrat 8647 @muskratjohn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I GOT IT RIGHT!!!
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
On the other hand, just think how exciting* Ottawa vs Hamilton game could have been, with both teams trying to not be the ONLY team in the league to not make the post season. *exciting being a relative term.
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hrm. Toronto beats BC Winnipeg beats Montreal Pure anarchy in the west division over who makes the play offs. Last year of this excitement
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did you know that Australia has their own version of trash pandas? Yup, the Bin Chicken aka Australian White Ibis.
A white Australian Ibis standing onto of a red lidded garbage bin.
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You learn something new everyday ‘Kiwibank isn’t the first organisation to have its mascot sexualised. Kellogg’s Frosties’ figurehead Tony the Tiger had to beg furries to stop sending him porn in 2016.’
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sure printing 100 numbered tiny ghosts to hide around someone’s condo is fun. However, printing 23 randomly numbered ghosts is much more fun. Gotta make sure ghosts #1 and #100 are easy to find. Sit back as they frustratingly run around looking for the expected 98 other ghosts.
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Keep doing this and you’ll be ready to take part in excel esport competitions.
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not sure this isn't true for most countries youtube.com/shorts/NKSPd...
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Canada measures distance in time
YouTube video by TomBacons
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Comics in the Spooky Age 🧛‍♂️🧟‍♀️🎃 @comicsinthega.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The first Peanuts strip by Charles M. Schulz was published on October 2, 1950.
Four black and white panels of a boy and girl sitting on steps.
1st panel: Charlie Brown is approaching and the boy says:
"Well! Here comes ol' Charlie Brown!" 
2nd panel: As Charlie Brown passes, he says "Good ol' Charlie Brown...yes, sir!" 
3rd panel: "Good ol' Charlie Brown..." 
4th panel: Once Charlie is gone, "How I hate him!"
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
At first, I was like why are you feeding your dog a bar of Irish Spring soap.
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That's some flexibility going on.
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Volleyball? Hands? Boring!! What if instead of hands you can only use your feet? youtu.be/6IIFmsmpjLM?...
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Sepaktakraw Women's Regu Semi-final Thailand vs Vietnam (Day 8) | 28th SEA Games Singapore 2015
YouTube video by SG Sports TV
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Alex Churchill @alexchurchill.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kept finding amazing prices online for goods. So excited by some of the prices, rushed off to the store to get something....VPN on my phone was set to Buffalo for some reason.....didn't buy anything
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So after opening a new contact lens, I found the missing lens in the contact solution part of the lens case. Somehow it flew from my face, over my sink, over the solution bottle & into the container. The act of opening a new lens, summoned the old one back to this reality.
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you’re in Toronto on Saturday and you need some shit, check out the Toronto Shit Show. torontoshitshow.com
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Visit the post for more.
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The Crusader Project @crusaderproject.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nominative determinism, but with tank names.
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The Crusader Project @crusaderproject.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I would just like to note that the Allies started winning WW2 when they moved from naming their tanks after racist Confederate loser traitors (Stuart, Lee) to naming them after righteous Union winners (Sherman). The British caught on to this earlier, renamed the Lee the Grant, and never looked back.
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
CATSA should immediately not only provide chairs for their workers, but new fatigue mats and a small stipend for comfy shoes each year.
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Contacts - when you drop them, they either fall right in front of you on the bathroom counter or disappear into the either, never to be seen again. Yes, I dropped it. It’s not anywhere on the counter, the sink, the floor or on my clothing. It’s gone.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I do love this review comment from Wiki on Digger - so detached from human truth that its most believable character is a one-eyed animatronic cat named Maggie. (Indiewire)
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
LL Cool J is back as Sam Hanna in NCIS: New York. Featuring stories inspired by true life NCIS, Hanna and the team will face the navy’s biggest threat yet - illegal immigrants. Just like real Federal agents, each week watch as the team track down 70 year old shop keepers and primary students
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@panda8ngel.bsky.social umm not the warmest looking mascot. Still, look a panda!
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