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And what do you call this hole? We call it…The Pit What is that thing in the pit? We call it….The Creature

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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Got lots of money and you don’t know what to do with it? Perhaps a bespoke suit with #CFL branded fabric. Only $15 a meter from Michaels. Coupons not accepted. Not going to read too much into the fact there is only one style for Hamilton and Ottawa.
A shot of various bolts of CFL branded fabric. Bolts of various CFL branded fabric, plus a couple of Canadian NHL teams.
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’m not setting up my washer on my phone. Who knows what data they are collecting. Meanwhile. - hey my Chinese based printer app displays in my car.
Car play screen showing Handy App output.
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Careful when you vote. There are two Chows on the mayoral ballot. The first one is a strawman to pull votes away from Olivia Chow. (From Reddit, so you know it must be real.)
Mayoral ballot showing two chows listed
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Really? What bad goal line play.
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did you know that Australia has their own version of trash pandas? Yup, the Bin Chicken aka Australian White Ibis.
A white Australian Ibis standing onto of a red lidded garbage bin.
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m non-political says wealthy white heterosexual Christian male.
White guy Riley Green
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s a call back to this from earlier in the season.
Picture of Winnipeg posting poking fun at Argos ‘home game’ in Winnipeg
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Love hurts, love scars Love wounds and marks any heart Not tough or strong enough To take a lot of pain, take a lot of pain Love is like a cloud, holds a lot of rain Love hurts, ooh, ooh, love hurts
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
These French Veggie Straws are really good.
Bag of Spanish veggie straws.
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So annoyed at the halftime show, I posted on hellsite, so the CFL could see my comments. Got me a half dozen comments being called woke, to get bent, etc. I also got ‘I heard you were a Nazi sympathizer’ and then blocked. First time in almost 2 years & a quick reminder of why I don’t use twitter
Screenshot of my reply to the CFL promoting their halftime show of Riley Green from twitter. 

Most Canadians are looking to stop buying US products, the CFL decides to hire a MAGA supporting country star who is both racists & transphobic. 

Both TSN & CFL have clearly demonstrated that they are not allies to the trans community. 

(Mad enough to post on this hellsite)
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ah finally my new modem has arrived! Plus it has built in fax function!!!
Box for a 56k modem.
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh the horror this bucket has seen!! But if you move closer, the bucket clearly pretends nothing is going on.
An Bluesky bucket with orange lid and a handle that looks like a face on the back of a cluttered truck. Same bucket, no face when enlarged
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Umm my sister picked this up for me, when I asked for deodorant and toothpaste. The toothpaste (watermelon and mint is horrid). Deodorant smells like any other deodorant.
Mario Galaxy Old Spice

Disgusting watermelon mint toothpaste
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Clearly the NFL needs to move the goal posts to the front of the end zone so things like this do not happen. What a bush league. (Yes, yes the player is hugging the uprights)
Washington player full body hugging the uprights, with legs and arms wrapped around the pole
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
By Hacks
Man sitting in a kids classroom, between 2 young kids- 
Mr DeWinters had it in for me, but now that he's dead, I'm sure to pass 3rd grade
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
You can let her know that Eric shot 6 weeks of Back to the Future before being replaced by Michael J Fox. If the teen knows that movie, obviously.
Eric Stoltz as Marty McFly with Doc Brown
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
My sister went to the drug yesterday and I asked her if she could pick me up some deodorant and toothpaste. This is what she got for deodorant. I’ve not found the toothpaste, but I’m worried. No clue what star shower scent is supposed to smell like. Burning ozone and melting rocks?
A red Old Spice deodorant with Mario floating in space, promoting the Super Mario Movie. It is Star Shower scented.
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Well, I think I might have accidentally gone all in on the kickstarter. Only 41 lbs of a board game and expansions. Horror on The Orient Express, based on the adventure for Call of Cthulhu TTRPG.
Two brown boxes with QR codes.  Horror on the Orient Express. 4 expansions for Horror on the Orient Express. One thick box with a Poriot looking guy -  Consumed by The Void. Reddish Box - Taste of Luxury. Green spooky looking box - New Monstrosities.  Orangish box - Fortune Token Upgrades A large box with Westminster Abbey and a bridge. Main box for Horror on the Orient Expeess. Smaller black box - Investigators Unveiled  Just some cards that were affixed to the outside of the box
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
@tsnofficial.bsky.social Can you explain why you decided to white wash Tyson Philpot in yesterday’s AI segment?
A bi-racial Tyson Philpot depicted as a white guy in an AI produced segment Photo of Tyson Philpot showing a much darker complexion than the AI version.
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
So I’m not crazy, TSN is white washing Tyson Philpot. If you’re going to destroy the planet with AI, can you at least do it without being racially insensitive
A white Tyson Philpot AI image from TSNA clearly not white Tyson Philpot from TSN photos
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Let's go to a live look at the #RedBlacks Head Coach/Offensive Coordinator #CFL
1936 image from Molson Stadium of a clown. Black and White
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Reading in the backyard is always an adventure. It was a couple of feet away and only really moved when I started taking photos. Guess it doesn’t like the paparazzi
A young raccoon standing a few feet away on a grass lawn.
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s
Cd cover.  A sidewinder snake and tracks on brown sand.  Below snake is the band name Snakefarm.  Across the bottom is a white border reading Songs From My Funeral.  Trip-hop covers of songs about death.
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I’m going to invent (keeping in mind I have zero ability to actually create anything) a mesh face covering that distorts your face when viewed by something like a meta camera.
A white badly distorted face on a tv screen.  Looks like it is screaming
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Wow, what an amazing experience! I saw the Odyssey at both Cinesphere AND at the Science Centre! Truly a unique Toronto experience.
1972 ad for Cnesphere at Ontario Place
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Run away!!
Black squirrel running on a deck
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
This is either some type of Sphinx moth OR an Insect from Shaggi (The Shen). Either way, I’m staying away. I’m no good at riddles and I don’t want some insect from space taking over my mind. At first I thought it might be a humming bird from a distance until it landed on the wall.
A Sphinx Moth aka Tiger Moth aka a member of the Sphingidae family or an Insect from Shaggi aka a Shen.  Either way it is a couple of inches big and I’m staying far away.
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
@sarahmackattack.bsky.social hi you’re the only insect positive person I follow. Do you know what type of Toronto found Lepidoptera this might be?
Some type of Lepidoptera about 2 inches ish big
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Way to go Chad
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Japanese toilets might be seen as super modern and life changing. However, my bathroom has something much better.
3 yellow clear shells on a dark gold base.  A reference to a Stallone film
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
@miskatonicplayhouse.com Everytime Union appears in Rivers of London, I can't help but think of Frobisher from the Dr Who comics and Big Finish audio stories. He's Whifferdill shapeshifter, who prefers to spend his time as a penguin
Comic from Doctor who with the Doctor and Frobisher the penguin arguing
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Hey, when does the conspiracy wackos point out that the lights for the UFC stage at the White House look like devil horns.
Front of White House lit up at night.  Behind it are the lights from the UFC stage.  It kinda seems like devil horns
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This is what the Bram Stoker Award looks like. Rather have this than a boring Oscar or Grammy.
A bone coloured gothic house with an open door - The Bram Stoker Award looks
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Pirates of the Caribbean Game of Life - with completely unreadable text! Might explain why it was so cheap.
Game of Life Board -Pirates of the Caribbean edition.  Text is impossible to read Game of Life Board -Pirates of the Caribbean edition.  Text is impossible to read
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Anyone looking for some breasts?
Convince Store sign reading Jug City
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Nice list. I’ve been hoovering up too many books lately and forgetting what I’ve read. A smarter person would keep a list. Printed this for my sister. (Not my picture)
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Haven’t been to the CNE since 2019. Probably should have picked these up when I saw them.
Box of Chicken donuts with label saying Cinnamon Maple Glaze included
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
After 60+ Amityville movies since 1979, people were saying perhaps there was nothing more to say....they were wrong!
A Trex with open jaws in front of the brightly lit up Amityville House.
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
You know, now that I think about it, Roly-poly fish heads are never seen drinking cappuccino in Italian restaurants with Oriental women. Wonder why that is.
A fish head with an open mouth and wearing yellow party hat.
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Oh sure, if I write a run on sentence, I get notes in red pen from the professor and a bad grade. Kraus writes an entire book as a single run on sentence and he wins a Pulitzer
Cover image of Daniel Kraus' Angel Down
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Moustached man wearing a large hat, scarf and multiple layers of plaid. 

I just realised why this month is called May 

It may rain, it may snow, it maybe 70 degrees or it might be 20 degrees. 

Unsure of original source of gif.
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Someone got incredibly drunk last night and wandered around my driveway. Not sure what or who it was.
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
In the 1923, The Imperial Hotel opened in Japan. Designed by architect Frank Lloyd Wright in a Neo-Mayan design. Meant to look similar to a Mayan temple, the building was covered in faux Mayan symbols. So the main hotel in Japan, was a Mayan hotel designed by an American.
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Traditional fried chicken sacrifice to the football gods for an exciting Grey Cup. #CFL
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Shrinkflation!!
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Honestly, once science perfected the bees meter, they might as well have stopped.
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Umm I’ve questions….so many questions.
A yellow package of mouse glue traps. There is Asian writing next to a gray looking dog (supposed to be a cat, possibly). Below is a mouse sitting in a glue trap.  There are sweat drops falling off it’s head.  The mouse looks like Jerry from the Ton & Jerry cartoons.
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Well here is your chance to play Call of Cthulhu and learn about the Weimar Republic.
Cover of the Call Of Cthulhu scenario Berlin the Wicked City
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