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And what do you call this hole? We call it…The Pit What is that thing in the pit? We call it….The Creature

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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 4h
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 9h
I’m non-political says wealthy white heterosexual Christian male.
White guy Riley Green
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Freckles @elfreckles.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
🦊🏹 #comics #furryart #furry
Digital picture. Disney's Robin Hood fox character, looking concerned. A speech bubble comes out from him saying "If I was your first furry crush, it's time to take note of your cholesterol.
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 10h
I’m so fucking tired of people and organisations just shrugging their shoulders at anti-trans rhetoric. They wouldn’t be shrugging if he said something anti-Semitic or anti-Christian, but somehow anti-trans is okay. Let’s also not forget his praise of Robert E Lee in a song. Fuck him & the CFL
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 12h
Many men have the same thing, but it’s called facial hair.
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David S. Bernstein @dbernstein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The MAGA online outrage of the day is that Gov Sarah Huckabee Sanders has a new campaign ad about her welfare-to-work requirement, and the depicted laze-about welfare mooch in the ad forced to get a job is [gasp!] a white male. I swear to you, there is OUTRAGE
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thread on Dan Boultwood's victim who waives her anomity to talk about the experience. For those who didn't see the original reporting, this is the only significant coverage. Maddie says how she's disappointed there wasn't more public introspection and conversation over this, and she's right.
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Dan Boultwood Sentenced After Pleading Guilty To Child Sex Offences
Comic book creator Dan Boultwood was sentenced in court yesterday, after pleading guilty to child sex offences
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today is The Feast Day of Saint Michael, patron saint of amongst other things - hospitals always under renovation. (niche joke)
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My sister keeps asking me to watch the PBS production of Twelfth Night. I’ve told her that I haven’t see any of the previous 11 productions. Pretty sure, I won’t understand what is going on or who anyone might be.
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hi looks like you are trying to log back into this app using gmail. Instead of asking for the account password - Would you like us to send the confirmation code to A) a device you haven’t owned for 5 yrs B) a device currently nowhere near you
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s not remotely hard to do this. And yet ….
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
With this being the last year of ‘normal’ playoffs in the #CFL, it would be funny if a western team actually won the crossover. Winnipeg vs Saskatchewan Grey Cup?
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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Star Wars vs Star Trek: a guide
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well ugly win still counts as a win.
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Elks are not playing like a first place team tonight. Luckily they are playing Hamilton
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Calgary’s defense are going to ask the offense to run a few more plays, because they’re going to get tired. The opposite side of the 3 & out coin.
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A horrible nightmare last night. I actually woke up yelling. I was watching an Argo vs Rider football game and Glen Suitor was doing colour with Luke Willson. The Horror. The Horror.
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Love hurts, love scars Love wounds and marks any heart Not tough or strong enough To take a lot of pain, take a lot of pain Love is like a cloud, holds a lot of rain Love hurts, ooh, ooh, love hurts
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wow something like that QB sneak for a touchdown is embarrassing. The DC or dline coach should have to walk home from Winnipeg
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If this was me, the logo would be cockeyed and wrinkly. The other side would be in a completely different spot, with probably a corner stuck underneath.
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love when it’s 2nd and 3 and the handoff to the running back is 10-15 yards behind the line of scrimmage.
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Carolyn Kellogg @paperhaus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Huge props to the headline writers at The Guardian www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...
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Alberta’s self-image as world’s only rat-free region shattered by discovery of rat
Province’s rat patrol called in to investigate as town of Bowden announces discovery of dead vermin
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The worst thing that ever happened to customer service is companies deciding to no longer actually answer customer issue calls. You get a form or AI and it’s impossible to actually speak to a living person.
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Deb 🇨🇦 @debrule.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Willson...
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Alan Cornwall: Man Crush Realization
ALT: Alan Cornwall: Man Crush Realization
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That was a poor use of a challenge by Bombers. Even if they won it, It wasn’t really worth it position wise.
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
These French Veggie Straws are really good.
Bag of Spanish veggie straws.
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@andrewbucholtz.bsky.social I miss you on awful announcing. You could write about the CFL having a MAGA, racist and anti-trans country singer perform at Grey Cup halftime.
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wow it really is the Toronto Sports Network tonight from Luke Willson, all of the filler talk is about Chad and Argos.
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Boooooring
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Someone pointed out that in future, people will look back at this whole sports betting thing the same way we look at the opioid crisis. Corporations praying on addicts knowing they are doing harm for profits.
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m2ke @eccentric.ity.org · 11/07/2026
The impact of Emergency! is amazing. I don't think many people today realize the widespread effect it had at the time.
When the show premiered, there were 12 paramedic units in all of North America. In the next three years, 46 states enacted laws that allowed paramedics to practice emergency medicine. Within 10 years, more than half of all Americans were within 10 minutes of a paramedic rescue or ambulance unit.

Experts say that growth simply would not have occurred without Emergency!
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@tsnofficial.bsky.social Why are you and the CFL platforming an anti-trans MAGA artist for the halftime act? Is this truly the message that you wish to send to fans? Truly disappointing.
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Went by a farmer’s market and my goodness the wasps were everywhere. The fruit samples were a wasp playground and the pastry stand had a bun on display that seemed to be the new wasp hotspot, there were over a dozen just sitting there enjoying themselves
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Double checked the spelling of shan't because my brain has numerous holes. Apparently, shant is Hindi for cool. And now you know.
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Eva Little @ybnormal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
WTF?? #cfl . Look I know you have issues booking #canadian bands for the #greycup but where is the line?? Because I want to know why you are allowing a MAGA, racist and transphobic country music star to play at a Canadian sporting event?? DO BETTER!! #sports #canada
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Also, disappointed at those who are still using that fucking app.
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Alex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this is awesome and has better pacing than most hollywood films
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So annoyed at the halftime show, I posted on hellsite, so the CFL could see my comments. Got me a half dozen comments being called woke, to get bent, etc. I also got ‘I heard you were a Nazi sympathizer’ and then blocked. First time in almost 2 years & a quick reminder of why I don’t use twitter
Screenshot of my reply to the CFL promoting their halftime show of Riley Green from twitter. 

Most Canadians are looking to stop buying US products, the CFL decides to hire a MAGA supporting country star who is both racists & transphobic. 

Both TSN & CFL have clearly demonstrated that they are not allies to the trans community. 

(Mad enough to post on this hellsite)
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
TSN and the CFL will probably answer the complaints by saying they don’t pick the acts, it’s all up to the sponsor. As if the league and TSN couldn’t veto such an act.
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@tsnofficial.bsky.social Why are you and the CFL platforming an anti-trans MAGA artist for the halftime act? Is this truly the message that you wish to send to fans? Truly disappointing.
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
According to unnamed sources*, the CFL board has unanimously agreed to probationary admit a further 8 cities into the league. This is provided that they too build a CFL stadium. Also the boarded unanimously announced they all want ponies. *me, I’m the unnamed source who made it up.
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Has anyone considered that all the back to work demands by employers was simply because they were lonely sitting in their empty office?
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026
Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Once again, I am confused by so many people being excited by Paul Verhoeven, 1995 film Showgirls. So many comments on my timeline Did the president make the new Army uniform look like the outfits from the movie, like he used Starship Troopers? That’s a lot of feathers in combat
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So if fuel prices continue to go up, airfares will go up in price. The amazing thing about airline pricing seems to be that they never then lower the price when things get better.
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wait, there are Mr. Sub franchises in the US? The closest one to me provides free hair in every sub. The rest of them are a bit of a distance away.
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Spitzka @spitzka.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Great another Onion article about me.
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Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🤣😂 He could have named him Jaws - lol
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