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Stephen McLaren

@spinachconvention.bsky.social
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Engineering a better future... At least I hope that's what I'm doing!

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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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Professionally Nosy @professionallynosy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My Rage Against the Machine/Les Mis mashup is complete. This is my interpretation of the quilt guild’s summer challenge “quilt with your interpretation and/or feelings towards our current ‘democracy’” all hand stitched.
Quilt hanging on a card catalog. Neutral background with navy cursive appliqué “Do you hear thr people sing?” The background is embroidered in red starting light and getting bolder the lyrics to “killing in the name” the quilting effect is a focused sunburst from the center.
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 18/09/2026
A version of the "Aella's birthday gangbang" Sankey diagram but it's about Bluesky posters thinking about posting Sankey diagram jokes, leading from "thought about Sankey diagram joke" through various iterations of workshopping and writing the joke (with various dead ends due to forgetting about it, losing interest, etc). Eventually at the end the joke is finally posted; some posters do numbers with it, some don't, some came in a fluffer
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
(AI actually has been used in science and medicine for decades and is incredibly good at doing things like finding cancer that can’t be seen with the human eye but that is a completely different type of AI then we’re all angry about it and we shouldn’t discuss them in the same conversations TBH)
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Stephen McLaren @spinachconvention.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
So aligned with this. So much cool stuff that is coming in the near term. But I refuse to use GenAI
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Stephen McLaren @spinachconvention.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
At King's Cross and there is still a queue to get photos at "Platform 9 3/4" I just don't understand how people can still support such a hatefilled person
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
If Bluesky was really as dead as they say, could I do THIS?? (okay I am going to need this to do big numbers)
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The Haywain 2026
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
"Emergency podcasts, sir. Thousands of 'em"
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Stephen McLaren @spinachconvention.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I'll definitely take it!
Result from brit monkey poll

My closest match is Zohran Mamdani!
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Stephen McLaren @spinachconvention.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
My son (10) will be on his 7th UK Prime Minister in the next couple of months I was 11 before I got my second...
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Stephen McLaren @spinachconvention.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
This is exactly the type of thread that makes Bluesky so wonderful to me. Great explanation of a complex problem...whilst also laughing at Trump!
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Stephen McLaren @spinachconvention.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
A hundred times this
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Stephen McLaren @spinachconvention.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Thanks @naomialderman.bsky.social and all at @zombiesrunofficial.bsky.social for making my first run back if not fun, at least survivable! #SlowJogger5 Pursued by fast zombies, surrounded by Van Ark's soldiers: business as usual #ZombiesRun
Map of my run
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Stephen McLaren @spinachconvention.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Ate the best BBQ I have ever tasted today at @hayfestival.bsky.social The burger was literally the best I have ever tasted thebeefyboys.com
A platter of British BBQ food from The Beefy Boys including a burger, sausage, beef cheek, brisket, belly cuts, turkey, Bbq beans, mac & cheese, and slaw
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Stephen McLaren @spinachconvention.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
100% this. I consider myself more left wing now than i was at 15
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Stephen McLaren @spinachconvention.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
@thelongestjohns.bsky.social Ends of the Earth Tour Setlist open.spotify.com/playlist/2yH...
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Ends of the Earth Tour 2026
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Stephen McLaren @spinachconvention.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
When you're such a fan you're the first one in the gig @thelongestjohns.bsky.social @manchesteracademy.bsky.social
My son standing in front of the stage at Manchester Academy 2 by himself wearing a tour shirt
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Stephen McLaren @spinachconvention.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
static.klipy.com
Dr. Nick Riviera Says Hi Everybody
Alt: Dr. Nick Riviera Says Hi Everybody
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time
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Stephen McLaren @spinachconvention.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
This sums up how I've felt for years. Basically only able to function due to pharmaceutical intervention
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
These Americans are crazy! Biscuits and gravy is a disgusting combination.
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Stephen McLaren @spinachconvention.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
As ever, my thoughts are "BAN THE GUNS"
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Stephen McLaren @spinachconvention.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
@nogodsnomayors.com one for the roundup... I have done no fact checking but totally believe this is true
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Stephen McLaren @spinachconvention.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
There is a none zero possibility that those on the ISS and the Artemis 2 mission will be the last humans... Fuck that's a dark sentence to write with seriousness
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Stephen McLaren @spinachconvention.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Yes... This is more like it. Well rowed in terrible conditions
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Stephen McLaren @spinachconvention.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Damn @oldenoughtosay.com they went off fast. Suspect it'll be your year
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Stephen McLaren @spinachconvention.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
There are lots of reasons, historical and contemporary, to dislike the UK... but I don't think finding out we use the word "Diary" instead of "Calendar" is really worth the hatred
A Bluesky post saying "I mean, fair... haha, but god I hate the UK so much."
The user name and icon have been scrawled over to protect the posters identity
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Stephen McLaren @spinachconvention.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
@warmovietheatre.com long flight? Go on then
Picture of film "live die repeat"
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
You got to feel for Matt Goodwin. Sorry missed a word. You got to feel contempt for Matt Goodwin.
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Stephen McLaren @spinachconvention.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
@roberthutton.co.uk Bill Murray kills himself with a toaster in the bath in Groundhog Day, not just driving off the cliff. Might have been more that I can't remember... @warmovietheatre.com
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𝙽𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝙸𝚜 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝙸𝚝 @nashishereforit.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Wow.
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again
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@JenYetAgain@beige.party
in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with.
this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.
Feb 9, 2026 at 4:35:18PM
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Stephen McLaren @spinachconvention.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
It's a good thing this is an anonymous post...
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Prof Chris Jackson @seismatters.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
😂
One on left is a black dog and above it the words “Reality”. Below it is “I chased a squirrel” 

One the right is a black dog and above it says “LinkedIn”. Below it says, 

Proud to announce that I effectively executed a rapid-response squirrel displacement strategy to mitigate potential yard intrusions.

Humbled by the unwavering support of my family and local stakeholders.

This experience reinforced the importance of vigilance, ownership, and continuous improvement.

Looking forward to scaling this impact in future engagements.
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Stephen McLaren @spinachconvention.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I feel this comment in my bones
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 07/02/2026
GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
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Stephen McLaren @spinachconvention.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
He's looking like a badly painted miniature now. Too much Gulliman flesh
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Philip Cowley @philipjcowley.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace"
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Dr. Jens Foell @jensfoell.de · 18/01/2026
A joke for the history buffs: Germany’s satirical newspaper @der-postillon.com titles: “Vienna Academy of the Arts offers Trump admission as a student — They don’t want to get blamed again“
A much-liked post by Germany’s satirical newspaper @der-postillon.com with the titles “Vienna Academy of the Arts offers Trump admission as a student” and the caption “They don’t want to get blamed again“
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Stephen McLaren @spinachconvention.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
We're ok as long as it's this guy
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a man in a leather jacket is standing in front of a red wall .
Alt: Ace Rimmer walking in slo mo about to embark on his multiverse adventure
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James Wallis @jameswallis.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Good advice! I have used all these things to help break free of a bad relationship.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/01/2026
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
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Mel, the Herohom ( • `ω´ • ) ➡️ FFXIV Fanfest 🇯🇵 @herohommel.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I've waited 3 years to make this post
screenshot of tweet saying "who the fuck is playing pokemon in antarctica" with a trade partner in antarcticaphoto of me in antarctica playing my switch. adelie penguins are in the backgroundphoto of me in antarctica playing my switch, with pokemon legends z-a. adelie penguins are in the background.
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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Garden Centre Customer Service Desk. Assistant: “Good morning madam, how can I help?” Mariah Carey: “I’d like to return this yew please. I have a gift receipt”
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