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Rob Graham

@spidey004.bsky.social
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Am I strong? Listen, bud. I have radioactive blood. So, no. I’m quite weak and sick. (I’m a he/him but all pronouns are awesome!)

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Rob Graham @spidey004.bsky.social · 20h
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The Office Narc
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Rob Graham @spidey004.bsky.social · 22h
Age yourself with a childhood crush.
Photo of a reconstructed prehistoric  woman. She looks ape-like but is walking upright in this museum display. The caption reads Lucy (hominid) - Wikipedia
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Rob Graham @spidey004.bsky.social · 22h
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Hafnium Agreed: Daniel Craig Meme
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Rob Graham @spidey004.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🌧️💔
Love’s End

For many years, I’ve been alone
Since my true love departed
Now, I cast my mind back to the day
She left me brokenhearted
 
We were walking thru the moonlit woods
Hands clasped and hearts together
Until the silver light was doused
By a fateful change of weather
 
A globule splashed upon her face
Like a teardrop from the sky
As though the Lord above did weep
To see us walking by
 
These drops did drop with greater speed
And increased ferocity
And, helpless ’gainst this waterfall
She turned to look at me
 
And she saw I was protected
From what the skies did send
In my foldable, yet stylish
Rain jacket from Land’s End
 
She begged of me to share my coat
As defense against the fray
I looked at her bedraggled state
And said, “No f***ing way.”
 
She was shocked by my refusal
And my sarcastic tone 
As I mockingly suggested
She buy a raincoat of her own
 
She was drenched on our walk home
By the torrent from the sky
And then, perhaps ironically
She left me… high and dry
 
The lesson couldn’t be more clear
But here it is, my friend
Buy at least two raincoats
When shopping at Land’s End

***This poem sponsored by Land’s End: a classic American lifestyle brand with a passion for quality, legendary service, and real value.***
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Rob Graham @spidey004.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We are in agreement. I kind of think Jeph Loeb’s writing, in general, is overrated. At least on a lot of projects. And anyone who doesn’t agree with me can take a short walk down a long pier. And then admire the view for a bit. And then get some ice cream. (Sorry if that was harsh.)
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Rob Graham @spidey004.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
At restaurants, I aggressively belittle the servers to establish my dominance. I mean, what are they gonna do, spit in my food or much worse?
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Rob Graham @spidey004.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Kyle Bosman: Fixed It at Home
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Rob Graham @spidey004.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Collage of two pictures:

Top: We see the moment in The Shining when Shelly Duvall’s character, Wendy Torrance, looks at the typewriter that Jack Nicholson’s character (Wendy’s husband, Jack) has been using to write his book. Her expression is surprised and scared.

Bottom: We see the paper that’s in the typewriter. It says…

Bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word

Bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word

Don’t you know about the bird?

Everybody knows that the bird is the word

Bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word

Bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
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Rob Graham @spidey004.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Toma Pendeja
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Rob Graham @spidey004.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mr. Penguin, you’re trying to seduce me…. aren’t you? (It worked. And I’m not allowed in that grocery store anymore.)
Photo of the side of a freezer case in a grocery store. A cartoon penguin is looking at you over his glasses. The text reads:

GO AHEAD
PEEK INSIDE!
(You know you want to!)
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Rob Graham @spidey004.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Music to my ears! Many thanks!
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Man Passionately Singing into Microphone
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Rob Graham @spidey004.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thanks, Rob! Oops! I mean… thanks, Chad!
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Spider-Man Pointing Meme Classic Cartoon
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Rob Graham @spidey004.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Saumen Saha Thanks My Friend
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Rob Graham @spidey004.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thanks, Jacob!
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Rob Graham @spidey004.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thank you muchly!
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Rob Graham @spidey004.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yes, we have FINALLY tackled the undisputed masterpiece of Sherlock Holmes movies, starring the undisputed best actor to play Sherlock Holmes: Charlton Heston. Check out what @michaelmay.bsky.social, @paxholley.com, @jacobbeanwatson.bsky.social & I thought about Crucifer of Blood (1991)!
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Rob Graham @spidey004.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Thor's Skeptical Smile: Will It Though?
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Rob Graham @spidey004.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Carlin, it WAS yesterday! *canned laughter*
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Rob Graham @spidey004.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That’s the truth! Especially since it took me multiple tries to get a decent pic. 🤕 Thanks, DiGio!
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Rob Graham @spidey004.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
See the question marks? Maybe I’m not 56! (I am. 😞)
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Rob Graham @spidey004.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@zesti.bsky.social Amy! Your birthday was yesterday! Just thought you’d want to know. Also… I hope it was wonderiffic!
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Rob Graham @spidey004.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
An odd-looking bald guy (me) is suspended in the air in a (hopefully) impressive looking leap off the front stairs of his house. (Actually, it was just a leap off the second of three stairs because I was afraid of jacking up my knees, which did happen a little bit.) The text reads:

This is…

56???
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Rob Graham @spidey004.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Absolutely! Best thing about cutting into a ham is when thousands of spiders pour out. 🍣🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🤤
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Michael Clear @michaelclear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Jesus? Didn't you die?" "I got better"
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Westfalloween Horror Mikes @makewistful.com · 02/10/2026
“What in the curious case of Benjamin Button is going on here?”
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Rob Graham @spidey004.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Actually, that’s my bad. I should’ve mentioned that the person shrugging is wearing a shirt.
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Rob Graham @spidey004.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Susannah York.” Get it right.
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andrea (she/her) @mayhem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“I shall return.”
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Rob Graham @spidey004.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No, but someone shrugs at one point.
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Rob Graham @spidey004.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That’s crazy to me. It has amazing dialogue like that throughout! (E.g., “What?” “Over there.” “I don’t know.” “Yesterday, I think.” “Five or six.” “Sure.”)
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Rob Graham @spidey004.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Hi.”
Black sign with white letters affixed. It says RANDOM LINE FROM A MOVIE THAT FANS OF IT INSTANTLY KNOW
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Marc Allie @marcallie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"You're all astronauts, in some kind of star war?"
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AlienCG's Bible Study @alienbs.blog · 02/10/2026
"You hate people!" "But I love gatherings, isn't it ironic?"
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Ben Makuh @benmakuh.com · 02/10/2026
“Scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”
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Michael Maycabre 🎃 @michaelmay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Ouch! I really strained my back raising Arizona."
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Richard Kootenayrev @kootenayrev.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Plastics!"
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Aaron, just Aaron @a-j-ruszk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“You’ve lost another submarine?”
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Kay @geek-kay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Ask not for whom The Mummy Returns or it will return for thee.”
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A Much Scarier Mikey C. 💀 @geekmentality.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"I live my life a quarter pounder at a time"
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Geoff @thebadone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Comrades, today we hunt for Red October.”
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Michael Di-BOO-vanni 🎃 @theycallmedigio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Your father. Yeah I knows him. Used to work down at the clone wars with him. Solid dude”
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The Rocky Horror Picture Shōgun @mgobl.eu · 02/10/2026
"Let's go do some crimes" "Yeah — let's go get sushi and not pay"
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AL Creed 🇨🇦 @alcreed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"We're on a quest. A quest for fire."
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Socrates Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"It's Morbin' Time!"
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Westfalloween Horror Mikes @makewistful.com · 02/10/2026
“Look, it’s the Muppets! And they’re taking Manhattan!”
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Dig Doug’s Grave 🪦 @digdougfrye.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“These wars grow I dreary of, amongst the stars.”
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Count Paxula @paxholley.com · 02/10/2026
“Damn that shark is big. And kind of cute. I think I’ll name him Jaws.”
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Rob Graham @spidey004.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Come on, gang! Let’s go find that ark and raid it!”
Black sign with white letters affixed. It says: RANDOM LINE FROM A MOVIE THAT FANS OF IT INSTANTLY KNOW
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Rob Graham @spidey004.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
OK, I’ll give you that one.
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Antoni Porowski: Compromise (Queer Eye)
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Rob Graham @spidey004.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Actually, that doesn’t sound great. It sounds really scary.
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