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Geoff

@thebadone.bsky.social
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Chicagoan. Serial platform refugee (AIM, TWoP, LJ, Deadspin, Twitter). Sleater-Kinney, The Mountain Goats, The Hold Steady, The Gaslight Anthem, DBTs, Jason Isbell, Detroit sports. Not a good poster, but dedicated. Go Blue.

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Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 02/10/2026
Not all men, sure, but the percentage does not seem to be getting smaller by any means
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Geoff @thebadone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Comrades, today we hunt for Red October.”
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"Boo!"-ver Street Rag @hooverstreetrag.org · 02/10/2026
Well, this launch will be of some interest to some of my followers: The Clements Library at Michigan is launching the Center for American Band History Research. clements.umich.edu/subject/band...
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Band History - UM Clements Library
The William L. Clements Library possesses exceptional resources for research on the history of band music in the United States. Before the advent of recorded sound, bands (primarily composed of brass ...
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Once again, we should not have a death penalty. But so long as we do, firing squad is the actually humane way to do it. But we don't do that because it allows society to understand that the death penalty is fucking barbaric and that killing people is not an appropriate use of government power.
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Geoff @thebadone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One of these had Rachael Leigh Cooke and a frying pan.
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Geoff @thebadone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am 45. I've never liked pictures of me. I accidentally turned on the front-facing camera while trying to take a picture of Sleater-Kinney. And yet!
me, looking absolutely stunned by how hard sleater-kinney goes
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Geoff @thebadone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
AI will only achieve consciousness when it decides to stop doing whatever the prompt says and instead read Wikipedia for 3 hours.
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Geoff @thebadone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This would explain why my standard reaction to the COVID booster is “feeling kind of sleepy”: I take cetirizine daily for my allergies.
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Geoff @thebadone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)
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Alias: Jennifer Garner as Sydney Bristow
Alt: Alias: Jennifer Garner as Sydney Bristow
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Geoff @thebadone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Nothing can kill the Grimace,” they said.
A vividly purple protein shake, reminiscent of Grimace’s color.
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Geoff @thebadone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Finally good weather. I’m walking around the neighborhood in shorts and a t-shirt.

Chicago
65°
Feels Like: 58°
H:65° L:58°
Beach Hazards Statement
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Geoff @thebadone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Appreciating the classics.
A small black rabbit watching the immortal Bugs Bunny cartoon “Rabbit Fire”
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Geoff @thebadone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Does anyone have the appropriate wrestling analogy for the Lane Kiffin situation? “I’m shocked and appalled that the guy we knew to be an itinerant mercenary fuckboi would join our rivals!”
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Geoff @thebadone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hello from the Liz Phair / Sleater-Kinney show. Respectfully.
LIZ PHAIR & SLEATER-KINNEY PRESENT

THE FLANNEL AND THE FURY
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Geoff @thebadone.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Embarrassing to have your mainline fighter shot down by some guys who look like their frat party theme is Misty of Chincoteague Reads the Green Book.
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Geoff @thebadone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My Shailene just went Woodley Mode! bsky.app/profile/jack...
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Geoff @thebadone.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
She's literally the Dance Commander. youtu.be/BRrfnvGQG1I?...
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Electric Six - Dance Commander HD
YouTube video by Beggars Banquet Records
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Geoff @thebadone.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My official statement: WMU got screwed and also didn’t get screwed, because examining tenths of a second at the end of the game depends on having perfect timekeeping for the previous 30 minutes. It’s a lot like The Spot: the refs’ decision is ultimately arbitrary, nothing matters, eat Arby’s.
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Geoff @thebadone.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
1. This student is almost certainly fake, but 2. It shows the goal common to so many of these midwits is to accelerate and automate the credentialing process, because they don’t see a difference between short term recall and real learning.
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Geoff @thebadone.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
FIRE UP, IT’S SATURDAY! youtube.com/shorts/5WXC7...
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Fire Up, It's Saturday! 🔥
YouTube video by Michigan Marching Band
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Geoff @thebadone.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
To the high school near me: I can’t make out anything else, but your drumline sounds tight.
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Geoff @thebadone.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@jkass99.bsky.social Adwa went about as well for the Italians as UMass did for Rutgers. (Listen to @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social )
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Geoff @thebadone.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
UMass: It’s educational. youtu.be/ApsccabrCRE?...
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Pixies - "U-Mass" live in-studio on MTV's "120 Minutes" (1991) #pixies #mtv #live #livemusic #music
YouTube video by Channel 80
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Geoff @thebadone.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Flourishing. In my lane. Listening to a podcast about the Battle of Adwa in the first Italo-Ethiopian War while waiting for UMass-Rutgers to resume.
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Geoff @thebadone.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
UMass: let’s run into the line and go to the locker room Rutgers: not so fast my friend!
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Geoff @thebadone.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Pooch punt incoming
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👻 “Frightening” IrishOutsider 👻 @irishoutsider.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
In the weightrooooom in the commmmmuuuuunnnnnniyy
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Geoff @thebadone.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I am so pissed that I’m going to need to buy a new car OVER THIS.
My Subaru Forester, which got rear-ended on Sunday. It looks mostly OK, except the rear quarter is smashed and the muffler is on the ground.
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Geoff @thebadone.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen on a cop show.
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Odd Hack @oddhack.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Jason Alexander in Criminal Minds
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Geoff @thebadone.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 1 98🎯 100🎯 100🎯 89👑 87🎉 Final score: 926
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Geoff @thebadone.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
acts I’ve seen at least twice Better Than Ezra Emmylou Harris The Hold Steady Neko Case Sleater-Kinney (+33 others)
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Geoff @thebadone.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
#SkyCards: 15.00 An-3 and a glow An-2 are SE of Quebec City! @majorarschloch.bsky.social @ethanlavery.bsky.social @specter177.bsky.social @makeshermark.bsky.social
SkyCards screenshot of An-2 and An-3 near Quebec City SkyCards screenshot of An-2 w GlowSkyCards screenshot of An-3
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Geoff @thebadone.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I’ll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way.
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Geoff @thebadone.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Anyone who graduated from a high school that regularly shows up at quiz bowl national championship tournaments is automatically suspect.
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Geoff @thebadone.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
What will Homer do without his beloved blue shirts?
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Geoff @thebadone.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
We've lost the wrong 80-year-old star of Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 26/08/2026
i feel like the actual fun part of being a senator or any statewide elected official would be just showing off all the cool stuff in the state
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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
(1/2) Since I haven't seen anyone else mention this one... It was an open secret that Dolly Parton secretly funded a massive number of southern high school bands, most especially predominantly Black high schools. A marching band member in her youth, Dolly never forgot the joy that playing snare drum
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Geoff @thebadone.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We watch this every year in our house. It’s ridiculous and cheesy, but it works because of Dolly (and a banger of an extended cameo from John Ritter). youtu.be/_kkVCg5cCQQ?...
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"Boo!"-ver Street Rag @hooverstreetrag.org · 25/08/2026
Rest in Peace, Dolly. Thank you for all of your efforts to help kids love reading.
The Dolly Parton statue in Sevierville, TNThe Dolly Parton mural at Azul Cantina in Pigeon Forge, TN
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Amadi Lovelace @amaditalks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Remember that if you got the Moderna Covid vaccine, you have Dolly Parton to thank, she gave the largest individual contribution toward their research to make it possible.
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Geoff @thebadone.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The 5 Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most off the top of my head: 1. "Everything's coming up Milhouse!" 2. "I call the big one Bitey." 3. "Oh, Diablo Canyon 2, why can't you be more like Diablo Canyon 1?" 4. "I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda." 5. "Please don't tell anyone how I live."
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Geoff @thebadone.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Detroit Tigers World Series champions / going into the voting booth with my mom to vote for Mondale.
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Geoff @thebadone.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
optimist: the cup is half full pessimist: the cup is half empty aerospace engineer: people call it the “black cup,” but it’s actually orange.
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Geoff @thebadone.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Walking around, I triggered the strongest sense memory I’ve had in a while: the smell of the cleaning products they used at K-Mart in the late ‘80s/early ‘90s.
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Geoff @thebadone.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Thinking about the Cathars.
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Geoff @thebadone.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
There were years when the only tapes my mom had in the car were Amy Grant's "Heart in Motion" and Neil Diamond's "Hot August Nights." We also listened to lots of Detroit oldies/classic rock radio, so the Motown singles catalog is embedded in my soul. After that, it's Beatles and Billy Joel.
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Geoff @thebadone.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I think we've failed on a global level to appreciate the screaming void inside of so many people that insists it can be filled by dominating others, but somehow it's still never enough. And there's a connection between personal success and this psychopathic drive, like the research on CEOs.
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Geoff @thebadone.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
#SkyCards: Swedish Air Force is starting their 100th anniversary air show at Malmen Air Base in Linköping. Viggen, Draken, Lansen up now. @majorarschloch.bsky.social @ethanlavery.bsky.social @specter177.bsky.social @makeshermark.bsky.social
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