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SpaceMonkeyX @spacemonkeyx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When I took @mayhem.bsky.social home to meet my family, we went to the Harvest Moon Drive-in in Gibson City, IL to see Spider-Man 2. That selfie is us waiting for the movie to start. We're still together and the drive-in is still there: harvestmoondrivein.com
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Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
just saw an article asking "why do human faces and bird faces look so different" and I have to think it's partly the beak and feathers
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SpaceMonkeyX @spacemonkeyx.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Basic Instinct (1992) Directed by Paul Verhoeven
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I feel like a lot of us in the comedy world failed the world at large when we stayed silent despite knowing all about Cosby and Louis so let me say right now that Steve Martin has eaten one banjo a year for the last 25 years
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I read this and immediately thought “well that would actually be awesome because then Marty can go back to the 90s where he probably had a really awesome time as a teenager” and then I was like oh wait his PARENTS would have been teenagers in the 90s and then I just sat here for like 45 minutes
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andrea (she/her) @mayhem.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Just once I want someone to fear my coochacabra.
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andrea (she/her) @mayhem.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Business idea: open a adults only mini golf place called Putt Stuff. We run specials on birthdays and anniversaries.
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andrea (she/her) @mayhem.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
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andrea (she/her) @mayhem.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Husband: “its so cold in this house.” Me: “yeah. Can you turn the fan on?” @spacemonkeyx.bsky.social : (affectionately) “fuck off” *turns on fan*
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Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
I’ve actually got three tickets to paradise, so I’m preparing myself mentally for a lot of awkward small talk on the ride up
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Victor The Vampire @victorvampire.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Finally Done, check the comments for more on this piece as a whole #art #artist #fanart #bigbird #sesamestreet #pbskid
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Ali Trotta @alwayscoffee.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
All I want is a giant bathtub with bubbles and an endless glass of wine. And maybe curling up in front of a fire after. Just…a break with small joys and plenty of quiet.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
ME: shoo! shoo! go on! MONDAY: *confused hissing*
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andrea (she/her) @mayhem.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Me, watching tiktoks, headphones in. @spacemonkeyx.bsky.social, serious face: “can I say something?” Sure. “I don’t like similes.” My brain then spent the next minute lagging like dialup when mom picks up the phone.
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andrea (she/her) @mayhem.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
I just realized that Sara j Maas is the millennial Danielle Steele
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andrea (she/her) @mayhem.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I’m going to need @electrolemon.bsky.social and Jordan from @sporked.com to Statler & Waldorf all future episodes of @gamechangershow.bsky.social
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andrea (she/her) @mayhem.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Hold me closer tiny Fanta!
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andrea (she/her) @mayhem.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Stormy night is a perfect time to introduce Dash to a classic
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andrea (she/her) @mayhem.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
If you see this, post a photo from your device, no explanation. Cherries, motherfucker
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andrea (she/her) @mayhem.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
@spacemonkeyx.bsky.social “do we need to bring the list?” Me: I don’t need a list, Aldi tells me what I need.
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forest fr1ends @forestfr1ends.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
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Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley) @joshcrowley.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I’m not necessarily saying humans are too dumb to be worthy of our spot at the top of the food chain but I will say that if there were 100 gorillas and one gorilla took 55% of all the bananas the other gorillas would beat that gorilla to death with their bare hands.
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Mini ✨️ comms open! @minimumnebulae.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Rock 'n' Roll babey!! #themuppets #electricmayhem
A digital drawing of the Electric Mayhem from the Muppets. It contains all 6 band members: starting with Dr. Teeth, at the bottom, looking at the person viewing the drawing while smiling, his golden tooth shining; going up on the right, there are Janice and Floyd playing their guitars; going up on the left, there are Lips and Zoot, playing their trumpet and saxophone respectively; going up on the right there is Animal, holding both drumsticks in his hands, about to hit the drums while smiling.
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andrea (she/her) @mayhem.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Can someone explain to my stupid brain that prioritizing my health doesn’t make me weak or “less-than?”
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andrea (she/her) @mayhem.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Mentally, I’m here:
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andrea (she/her) @mayhem.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Me: “I can’t wear these when I skate.” @spacemonkeyx.bsky.social “why? Some sort of regulation?” Me: “no. I can only wear them when I wocka wocka.”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/01/2025
Elon Musk Holds Up AI Girlfriend App So She Can See theonion.com/elon-mu...
Elon Musk Holds Up AI Girlfriend App So She Can See
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andrea (she/her) @mayhem.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
What….the… fuck?!
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andrea (she/her) @mayhem.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Well, it’s taken almost 43 years, but I think I hate Xmas. I’m always too poor to give gifts like I want to and everywhere is overly crowded and people are grumpy.
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andrea (she/her) @mayhem.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I’m on day 11 of a migraine cycle and I just took an extra med that my neuro sent to try to break the cycle. I wonder if my regular meds see it as a guest star for the week?
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Abigail Larson @abigaillarson.com · 09/03/2024
weekend vibe
Lionel Balestrieri 1910"Decadent" by Ramon Casas 1899Emma Sparre 1890"After Breakfast" by Elin Kleopatra Danielson-Gambogi 1890
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Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
so the X goes over the twitter bird's lifeless eyes, right?
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 11/07/2023
A manicured hand holding a round blue button that says "We add more genders every time you complain"
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doug @goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
black & white webcomic by smee_bucket (@smee_bucket on ig)

panel 1: lion king satire. mufasa, the powerful reigning lion ruler of the pride lands, hangs off a cliff, his foreclaws digging into the ledge. “scar help me I’m slipping,” he says

panel 2: scar, his lithe, villainous (and gay-coded) brother, leers at mufasa and says “self care is cutting toxic people out of your life”

3: mufasa’s eyes bulge in shock and anger. “WHAT”

4: exterior shot of cliff as scar pushes mufasa off the cliff. “YOU ARE SO VALID,” scar assures mufasa. “what the heck”, a falling mufasa mutters

5: cut to bottom of the canyon. mufasa lies dead on the ground. his cub son simba is at this side, tears streaming down his little face. scar stands over them and gloats. “good vibes only,” he pronounces. 

6: scar, having usurped his brother’s throne, now surveys his holdings atop pride rock. his hyena minions look up at him adoringly. “this sparks joy,” he purrs.
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
date: can you take off your work gloves Jim Henson: they have names
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Dave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social · 22/06/2023
I like when flies won't leave my car on long road trips. Have fun moving to Kansas, you tiny idiot.
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andrea (she/her) @mayhem.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
Oof. Still trying to figure all this out.
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