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Spexguy

@spexguy.bsky.social
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it's cha bull. 31, married, super gay, bringing the swamp life to you! Recently transplanted in Portland!

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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 11h
this should shake switzerland the way blind taste tests including california wines had all of france fainting and crying
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pride @swirlyeyedsnake.com · 23/09/2026
(writing a message in a bottle to throw into the waves) help! i have been stranded on this remote island and the only thing that can save me are images and drawings from the perspective of being slightly under head-level with someone's crotch while it's implied their hand is on top of the frame
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Spexguy @spexguy.bsky.social · 9h
Hail the ancient traditions
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Mina H. 🪷 Design & BGs @minyami.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The difference between me and a dog #ocsky #animationmeme
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B00Rad 🔜 MFF @b00rad.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
It time for Halloween, aha!!
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Spexguy @spexguy.bsky.social · 20h
ITS TIME TO BECOME SPOOKY
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Fruit Punch Samurai @davidtrey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me @ several of my beautiful BLOOMFS
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Spexguy @spexguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Also witnessing PEAK white girl shit rn. The passive aggression is cloying.
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Spexguy @spexguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I need to kiss boys its urgent
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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
On Boston marriage, 1894
BOSTON MARRIAGE

What the Scarcity of Men in Massachusetts Has Brought About

The funniest of all social developments is that which goes under the head of Boston marriages. Two women, as well known as Susan Channing and Edna D. Cheney, have made separate appeals for this new departure of female habit, and have defended it with considerable success.

A Boston marriage is described to be a sympathetic union of two women, who have not been able to make good and agreeable matches with members of the opposite sex. Miss Cheney is of the opinion that in our present state of civilization they seem to be necessary and should not be interfered with. Miss

--The Evening Herald, 21 Feb 1894Channing also believes that since in our present state of civilization marriage like wealth is getting to be more and more the privilege of the few, the women unsought in wedlock or unable to get the men of their choice should have the right to form sympathetic unions with each other.

What is to hinder a Boston couple from adopting a child or even more than one? Why not grow a household in this manner? The meanest thing about old-maid life is that it takes to cats, or parrots, or poodles -- generally cats. I see no reason why a cat shall not have a share of sympathy but it has no claim upon a love it cannot appreciate. Besides, cat-love is a dreadfulapology for baby-love. By all means let our Bostonese adopt children. In this way, while there is no increase of children, there will be a decrease of homeless children.
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what do you mean alleged? is the wrong leg there or not
ohio woman sues after alleged wrong-leg amputation
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/04/2024
GIRL AT COFFEE SHOP: Hey, this might be a little forward, but I’ve noticed we’re both in here a lot and I thought one of us should finally say hi! ME: I’m really glad you came over, I've been think-- AI PIN CLIPPED TO MY SHIRT: FAT ASS WHITE GIRL, HOT GIRL 4K, BIG HUGE BREASTS TRENDING ON ARTSTATION
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You can tell people i share the freeway with genuinely think they deserve to live
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Spexguy @spexguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Summoning the IT Furries: my husband insists on having the office in the FURTHEST POSSIBLE ROOM IN THE HOUSE from our main router using a magnet. How do I still game competitively? Or should I just seppuku with honor now before I tank everything?
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP TO ONE OF THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT
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(CHECK PINNED) Deer in Places they Shouldn't Be @deershouldnt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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liz holmes stan account @theranos.top · 28/09/2026
just saw two door cinema club! 💙
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maud @peloriemate.net · 27/09/2026
its funnier if you know she's committing bank fraud in this screenshot
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jrjresq @jrjr.esq · 27/09/2026
One of the things I learned as a furry is that the international day celebrating your sona's species was always yesterday and you fucking missed it
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Jesh @jeshdraws.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"KVLTGAMES are literal nazis and probably used gen AI" "How dare you accuse us of using AI!"
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@longwall26
Confident in my ability to properly tennis, I take the court. I smile at my opponent. Serena does not return the gesture. She'd be prettier if she did, I think. She serves. The ball passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly

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One in eight men (12%) say they could win a point in a game of tennis against 23 time grand slam winner Serena Williams
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Punished (Blueballs) Lupe @blueballsfa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Alt version for if you want to do "me and who" but you're an indifferent bottom with an affectionate loving himbo top
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Punished (Blueballs) Lupe @blueballsfa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Any particular characters that this reminds you of?
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✨𝘼𝙪𝙜𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙎𝙠𝙮✨ @augustsky.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I want what they have
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 27/09/2026
dick got me walking like simon belmont
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Sun Tzu's Art of Vore @rhena.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
manga lion man holding his hand out to the reader in a gesture of friendship
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Do you remember The 21st night of #SeptENMber
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
September, but I lost my 45 adapter
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Spexguy @spexguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bear zone...
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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air budd dwyer @mushy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
evergreen
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Wulphram is a furry chemist! @wulphram.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You can't have second thoughts if you refuse to have first thoughts! That's my key to happiness!
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Marf @marf.dog · 26/09/2026
The werewolf in your life deserves something more comfortable than chains when you're restraining them in prepartion for the full moon. Did you know you can use the art of Shibari for a much more pleasant experience for all? In this seminar we'll be talking about the sensual art of Lycan-ropey.
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Spexguy @spexguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
She moved thank God I was about to have to get really creative with my bladder solutions
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Spexguy @spexguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My dog is asleep on my leg and SNORING
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Gråtrunka Moment @swampy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
they did so much edibles that the cum got me high
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 22/09/2026
How it feels going from Helpdesk into Cyber Security
Im a healer, but...
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Temiree ☀️🦦 @temiree.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A drawing referencing the quoted post audio, featuring Ryan, an anthro/furry raccoon, and Nes, an anthro/furry kangaroo.

Ryan looks down amused at what he's made. Nes leans into the doorway, asking, "What are you doing in here?!" Ryan responds, "Doin' some DJ stuff! I call this... Evil September."
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rictor: Shatterstar isn't returning my texts. I know he's in another dimension, but what, is he the one person who doesn't have a cross-dimensional phone plan?
Magik: Maybe it's time to let bi-gones be bye-gones.
Magik: I know it sounds like | was just using a cliche expression but I assure you that there was wordplay there.
Magik: AMAZING wordplay.
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Stephanie Brown: "ooh look at me i'm tim drake my interests are computers, stalking rich dudes, and bisexuality"
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Spexguy @spexguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I SAW THIS GAME IN PERSON YESTERDAY IT WAS SURREAL
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Apes 2001 @apeslion.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Miss Cryptid🔞 @misscryptidart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
To the stickered vehicle outside my LGS, I know what you are.
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liz holmes stan account @theranos.top · 22/09/2026
er doc asked me if i was 23
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liz holmes stan account @theranos.top · 02/12/2025
what it feels like to post on bluesky
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liz holmes stan account @theranos.top · 23/09/2026
Happy MPREG Autumn!! 🧡🍂
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Chunky Brewster @chunkybrewster.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i do not need a new wrestling singlet i do not need a new wrestling singlet i do not need a new wrestling singlet i do not need a new wrestling singlet i do not need a new wrestl-
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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