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Spexguy

@spexguy.bsky.social
1.2K followers 2.1K following 7.7K posts

it's cha bull. 31, married, super gay, bringing the swamp life to you! Recently transplanted in Portland!

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Zaggy Norse @onlyflares.com · 06/10/2026
Looksaveraging.
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Game Wolf Advance (2001) @ator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
how i talk to myself when i gotta lock in
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Shi-Bran ➡️ ASC @shiba-bran-inu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Understood.
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Spexguy @spexguy.bsky.social · 11h
This is the kinda shit I'm on.
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Spexguy @spexguy.bsky.social · 14h
Who said that???
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Spexguy @spexguy.bsky.social · 14h
A slut
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Toledo ⭐ @toledo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Repost this to scare Republican officeholders
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Endymion🌙🐟 @orbitalendymion.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 21h
galileosballs on tumblr: "Going to a convention in cosplay is a risk, sure. You're really putting yourself out there. But it pales in comparison to the real risk, which is walking near a convention in your normal clothes and being asked - on three separate occasions - if you are dressed as a character from Hazbin Hotel"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 22h
machinegutsgirl on twitter: "people playing roguelikes

item that says "add 999 damage to your attack": hmmmmmmmmm its alriiiight

item that says "reflop your peeble": HOLY SHITTTTT"
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Spexguy @spexguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It looks even better on your bedroom floor ❤️
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Spexguy @spexguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
(@noodlebeast.bsky.social did me so right on this one omg)
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Spexguy @spexguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh darn, I seem to have misplaced my codpiece...
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Spexguy @spexguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Best I can do is slutty impractical sex appeal armor
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Spexguy @spexguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ahego, on the other hand...
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Spexguy @spexguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Boy I sure hope the pharmacy didn't accidentally give you the pills that make you ovulate instead...
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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Grindr memes @grindrmemes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Grindr memes @grindrmemes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Grindr memes @grindrmemes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The one part of the V for Vendetta movie I kinda like is the part where he’s in a fruity apron
V for vendetta scene where he’s cooking breakfast in a frilly apron
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Spexguy @spexguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Looking at a gay man's profile and wtf do you MEAN "proud Christian!" GIRL YOU ARE A COSPLAYING CLOWNNN!!! I AND THE ENTIRE INTERNET LITERALLY KNOW WHAT YOUR HUSBANDS DICK AND ASSHOLE LOOK LIKE IN NATURAL AND ARTIFICIAL LIGHTINGGG IM P SURE HES ALSO LIKE AN ACTUAL SEX WORKER??? (Which I adore, BUT!)
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Clark Rogers @clarkrogers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
three of y’all posting this at the exact same time is F R Y I N N N N G M E E E E EE E E
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Spexguy @spexguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You'll suck on both, repeatedly
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Spexguy @spexguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Where do you think the milk came from???
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Spexguy @spexguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lmao literally earlier this week, donut in one hand, milk in the other, balls on the counter
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Spexguy @spexguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
HAPPY BIRTHING
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Spexguy @spexguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nanoff you're a king among men for this setup 👑
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Spexguy @spexguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Say less you got my vote
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slobberpup 🐾 @slobberpup.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
cis, straight men cannot be trusted to exercise in a non-toxic way. they should be required to be caged and plugged in order to use the gym henceforth. as president, i-
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Spexguy @spexguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Paladin for narrative, barbarian for fun
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Spexguy @spexguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love your costume!
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Dr. Eepy 🐯 @drtora.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy FullMean Alchemist Girls Day
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Spexguy @spexguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sweltering, actually.
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Spexguy @spexguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Me irl rn
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SMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
after being ill for 3 days you start to get hysterical over stuff like this
a skull toilet that has the text 'spooky dookie?'

the word 'or...' in the middle'

a skull urinal with the words 'creepy peepee' over it
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Spexguy @spexguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Speedo lifeguard is a staple, or for something more abstract have an easily undone suit on and go as a wardrobe malfunction.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Toad from the Super Mario series with a speech bubble that reads "If you can hold the barrel steady in your mouth I think I can pull the trigger with both my hands"
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Spexguy @spexguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lui...gi...
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Rob MacWolf, Werewolf Hitchhiker @robmacwolf.thevoice.dog · 30/09/2026
Panels from the above two pages, rearranged to make the exchange merely "Hey weed guy... Got some weed?" "...yeah."
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Spexguy @spexguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Orf these faces are so good. Like you've really outdone yourself with the chaos twink here
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Cownugget @cownugget.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
ONLY draw what you HATE!! (commissions)
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Spexguy @spexguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me and who
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Spexguy @spexguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've been enjoying my Real Men undies (annoying name but w/e) but full honesty I only have their briefs and a skimpy non-jockstrap number
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Spexguy @spexguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sure but it's gonna be alcoholic. Nothing stays virgin in my house for long ❤️
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Westor Lowbrood, Dungeon Master @westorad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Filling one of those bouncy Kong dog toys with cum to give my werewolf pet a more challenging and engaging way to enjoy their treat
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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Spexguy @spexguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/spex...
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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