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Bad + Bitchy Podcast @badandbitchy.com · 04/10/2026

Canada is second

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🎃☭Stalin's Slimegirl☭🎃 @sleepymaoist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The founding fathers were all slave owners. Here, take this:

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Just looking at the map of Castle Ravenloft and having my morning coffee

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COPE: The Coalition of Progressive Electors @copevancouver.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

What Chip Wilson has in Vancouver, we actually want for everyone: ✔️A safe home ✔️Access to great pools ✔️A City Hall that works for them

It's Chip Wilson Day...

[group photo including ken sim and Chip Wilson]

We want everyone in Vancouver to have what Chip gets.

Billionaires like Chip Wilson are buying politicians and elections to make the system work for them instead of us.

but what chip has in vancouver, we actually want for everyone:
- a safe home
- access to great pools
- a city hall that works for them

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DingerTV @dinger.tv · 04/10/2026

HOME RUN Jackson Chourio (1) 420 ft (21°, 113.3 mph) off Robbie Ray (86.6 mph Slider, 2254 rpm) SD 2-MIL 2 (B3, 0-0, 1 out) www.mlb.com/video/jackson-chourio-h…

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

palm tree sunglasses shark is killing it

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If elected we will make the rich feel super crummy about doing whatever they please. That is our solemn vow

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

After much deliberation and a thorough investigation, as well as extensive gathering of public input and a consultation process with numerous experts, we have decided to go ahead and blow up the Earth anyway. For money :)

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SEAN ORR @seanorr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Today is Chip Wilson day. What better occasion to vote against the billionaire class and for the working class?

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Vision Zero Vancouver @visionzerovancouver.ca · 02/10/2026

More money for drivers, less money for transit. Our "progressive" government hard at work.

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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

there should be a 🌳forest🌲on bridges you have to go through. on foot. and your car leave behind

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If I had a dishwasher again I would be as powerful as a god

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

To me, loading/unloading is absolute bliss. I think you might need to experience having to wash dishes every night once more. ;) I agree with the premise here, but fuck- I yearn for having a dishwasher back in my life. Please nobody yelled at me I offered up an annoying winky face in good faith

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Don't Think Twice, It's Alright is the cattiest little breakup song.

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.

"The Capitalist Vampire" - 1885 Political Cartoon by Walter Crane.

As unsubtle as any political cartoon has been- A wounded, near death man with pickaxe and shovel beside him. "Labor" is written on him." A bat-like vampire/wolf creature bites into him with "Religious Hypocrisy" labeled on one wing and "party politics" on the other. It is labeled "capitalism". Just as the vampire looms over the man, an angel looms above the vampire blowing a trumpet to rally labor. It is labeled "socialism".

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Id rather have people groan at my shit than groan while I shit

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"I wanted the voiceless to suffer but I draw the line at me!" some piece of shit says, as I sagely nod my head and reserve judgement because I am an "adult in the room"™️

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Not only will I bring an iced coffee to an interview, I'll interrupt the interviewer by sipping the drink and saying "Yummy! This is good coffee!" (Fuck all bosses)

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Robert Eggers seems to exist solely to upset pennants, so he has my support no matter what.

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Yeah, Sir Gawain is nepo baby but that's the round table for you

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

2 of the clock lunch is king of lunch hours

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I made this GIF instead of working today.

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Sometimes I buy a lottery ticket so I can have a few days of “of course not but what if?” knowing I won’t win and I’m always shocked when I do not. I always think “but it’s me! ME! THE guy! ” Lots of fun. I’d say worth the 15 bucks a month and episodes of metaphysical solipsism.

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

“Top 5 hm. Okay. Lets seee. I’d have to say The Winter Soldier is the best one, followed by the FIRST Iron Man. Then I gotta say The war in Ukraine (they are kicking Russias ass!) then The Guardians of the galaxy, (first one) and last I’m gonna say Shang-Chi, which was very underrated imo. Hbu?”

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Just had the best baseball nap. (Going in and out of sleep but still keeping tabs on the game in that little awake corner of my mind.) Brewers up 6-0 in the third baybe🙏🏻💤😴💪⚾️

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Baldur’s Gate 3 is my Lawrence of Arabia and Boris Slavov’s sweeping three track score on the character creation screen is the 4 minute overture over solid black.

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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

waking up in a giant spiders web and going back to sleep

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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

deus ex machina will have to play a key role in my success

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I’m against political extremism on both sides” Not me. I fully support leftwing extremism

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

The zombification ray is simply a tool, it’s not good or bad! It all depends on how you use the zombification ray!

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martha quicklime @humblebumbler.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

ho there. I am steward of this vacant mall retail space. ye’ll not huff paint in these hallowed aisles while my brittle ribs still draw breath (combat music)

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Conservatives might be the most kid brained group of people: 👨- have a bite of Liberal party? 👶- No! 👨- but it’s austerity that punishes the poor. Anti—immigrant… and privatization needs. You like that right? 👶- Yummy! 👨- So how bout it? Liberals? 👶- No! Gay rainbow socks! (Starts sobbing)

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Need to listen to more funk music. You can’t be afraid of death while you’re listening to funk music, just a theory.

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Fuck the USA. Like of course. But please. You stupid assholes. Fuck Canada too.

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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

*hands you slice of american cheese* take my business card

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ceej @ceej.online · 14/08/2024

trying to maintain a veneer of positivity in the increasingly desperate voicemails I’m leaving for the 12-year-old neighbor boy on whose little league performance I’ve staked my 401k

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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

every time an angel gets its wings they drop a grand piano on my head

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I’m past my prime AND it’s past my bedtime. Shit

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I hope I get to go to some more restaurants soon

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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 26/08/2026

Unable to escape combat! Unable to escape combat! Unable to escape combat! Unable to escape combat! Unable to escape combat! Unable to escape combat! Unable to escape combat! Unable to escape combat! Unable to escape combat! Unable to escape combat! Unable to escape combat! You have died of POISON!

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The inclined plane is a machine? I’m walking up a machine? I’m old, out of shape, and laying down to die on a “simple”…. Machine??

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I guess that sleeving and packaging machine at the cup factory holds the cup stacking record. New hero for the kids who are still into cup stacking

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