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Vision Zero Vancouver @visionzerovancouver.ca · 5h

More money for drivers, less money for transit. Our "progressive" government hard at work.

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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 4h

there should be a 🌳forest🌲on bridges you have to go through. on foot. and your car leave behind

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 4h

If I had a dishwasher again I would be as powerful as a god

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 5h

Don't Think Twice, It's Alright is the cattiest little breakup song.

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.

"The Capitalist Vampire" - 1885 Political Cartoon by Walter Crane.

As unsubtle as any political cartoon has been- A wounded, near death man with pickaxe and shovel beside him. "Labor" is written on him." A bat-like vampire/wolf creature bites into him with "Religious Hypocrisy" labeled on one wing and "party politics" on the other. It is labeled "capitalism". Just as the vampire looms over the man, an angel looms above the vampire blowing a trumpet to rally labor. It is labeled "socialism".

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Id rather have people groan at my shit than groan while I shit

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Not only will I bring an iced coffee to an interview, I'll interrupt the interviewer by sipping the drink and saying "Yummy! This is good coffee!" (Fuck all bosses)

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Robert Eggers seems to exist solely to upset pennants, so he has my support no matter what.

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Yeah, Sir Gawain is nepo baby but that's the round table for you

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

2 of the clock lunch is king of lunch hours

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I made this GIF instead of working today.

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Sometimes I buy a lottery ticket so I can have a few days of “of course not but what if?” knowing I won’t win and I’m always shocked when I do not. I always think “but it’s me! ME! THE guy! ” Lots of fun. I’d say worth the 15 bucks a month and episodes of metaphysical solipsism.

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

“Top 5 hm. Okay. Lets seee. I’d have to say The Winter Soldier is the best one, followed by the FIRST Iron Man. Then I gotta say The war in Ukraine (they are kicking Russias ass!) then The Guardians of the galaxy, (first one) and last I’m gonna say Shang-Chi, which was very underrated imo. Hbu?”

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Just had the best baseball nap. (Going in and out of sleep but still keeping tabs on the game in that little awake corner of my mind.) Brewers up 6-0 in the third baybe🙏🏻💤😴💪⚾️

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Baldur’s Gate 3 is my Lawrence of Arabia and Boris Slavov’s sweeping three track score on the character creation screen is the 4 minute overture over solid black.

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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

waking up in a giant spiders web and going back to sleep

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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

deus ex machina will have to play a key role in my success

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I’m against political extremism on both sides” Not me. I fully support leftwing extremism

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

The zombification ray is simply a tool, it’s not good or bad! It all depends on how you use the zombification ray!

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martha quicklime @humblebumbler.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

ho there. I am steward of this vacant mall retail space. ye’ll not huff paint in these hallowed aisles while my brittle ribs still draw breath (combat music)

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Conservatives might be the most kid brained group of people: 👨- have a bite of Liberal party? 👶- No! 👨- but it’s austerity that punishes the poor. Anti—immigrant… and privatization needs. You like that right? 👶- Yummy! 👨- So how bout it? Liberals? 👶- No! Gay rainbow socks! (Starts sobbing)

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Need to listen to more funk music. You can’t be afraid of death while you’re listening to funk music, just a theory.

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Fuck the USA. Like of course. But please. You stupid assholes. Fuck Canada too.

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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

*hands you slice of american cheese* take my business card

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ceej @ceej.online · 14/08/2024

trying to maintain a veneer of positivity in the increasingly desperate voicemails I’m leaving for the 12-year-old neighbor boy on whose little league performance I’ve staked my 401k

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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

every time an angel gets its wings they drop a grand piano on my head

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I’m past my prime AND it’s past my bedtime. Shit

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I hope I get to go to some more restaurants soon

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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 26/08/2026

Unable to escape combat! Unable to escape combat! Unable to escape combat! Unable to escape combat! Unable to escape combat! Unable to escape combat! Unable to escape combat! Unable to escape combat! Unable to escape combat! Unable to escape combat! Unable to escape combat! You have died of POISON!

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The inclined plane is a machine? I’m walking up a machine? I’m old, out of shape, and laying down to die on a “simple”…. Machine??

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

So if I slip and hit my head- losing my ability to tell TV from real life, or to subtract numbers, or to eat and breath at the same time- but I gain a weird tick where I assign personhood to, I don’t know, trucks, bullets, the Earth’s rotation, light…. these all break Usain Bolt’s record?

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The seedier, grimier, smoggier movies make L.A. look the more I want to visit and also time travel to 1975

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

A-meatballs so a-spicy they roll off-a the table and onto the floor

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Hey how about schroedinger's overused joke? What about schroedinger's shut the fuck up? What do we think? Anything there?

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Imagining one of the running robots at the Beijing humanoid games all like “When I eat shit and explode, I feel His pleasure”

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I’m too stupid to understand tariffs but I’m too intelligent to feel patriotism. That said I -am- feeling a lot of social pressure to support local billionaires… and Jim Pattison -could- use another entire body. Ah what the hell- Go Canada! The country that brags all the time about being polite!

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

A.I. is bad for climate change, plagiarism, privacy and fostering critical thinking BUT have you considered that it: ~allows me to take on a bigger workload for my boss~?Please think of bosses next time you criticize this ugly, stupid, dumb, clearly evil, ugly and stupid but also dumb tech.

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I hope to start a family before Elon Musk dies. The dating scene would be brutal if I had a permanent grin that made me look like the joker.

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

99.9% of this shithead site: "It's been a deadlock for a few years, sure, but this year we can break it by telling those in power: more weapons! Slava Ukraini! We are all bound together by a just and sensible bloodlust!"

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Self improvement in the face of eventual but certain annihilation is my JAM

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Trying to invent the next slender man. It's a little man with a big pipe and he puts you in his pipe ans smokes you when you aren't looking. What do you think? Too scary?

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Canada. 2026. National politics is a Punch and Judy show between "mannequin brought to life my a cabal of bankers" and racist Milhouse. Looming beyond the border, off in the background, the US empire crumbles like Rei Ayanami's giant fucking head.

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

The secret in life is to get the perfect balance of caffeine. Today I should have had a half-decaf with my meds and a small coke, not a full caf. Soon this euphoria will pass and I will be left with 68 open browser tabs, a three page to-do list, and a fleeting mental picture of the face of God

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

elementary school used to be either trying to get other kids to swear or trying to get away with swearing. Now it's about getting addicted to an ipad

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speedclown.bsky.social @speedclown.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Here I am, gobbling plot points like some sort of narrative hungry pac-man. Yuck I just ate a sex scene! Ptooey!

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