Spam E. McSpam @spamemcspam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Just did an APA citation for Wu-Tang’s C.R.E.A.M. while discussing poverty and historical trauma. As Method Man said, “Cash rules everything around me. C.R.E.A.M., get the money. Dollar dollar bill y’all.” Let the poets drop the medicine. 010
Spam E. McSpam @spamemcspam.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I get jealous of Tippi Hedren in the birds. All that access to corvids and she blows it. I’d be out on the playground with bags of peanuts, shooting the shit with my babies like usual, just extended family style. 030
Spam E. McSpam @spamemcspam.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Taking Friday off to make a shit ton of pear butter, y’all! Gonna be like Scrooge McFuck, swimming in my stacks of delicious jars of goodness!static.klipy.comScrooge McDuck Swimming in MoneyALT: Scrooge McDuck Swimming in Money 050
Reposted by Spam E. McSpamTim McDermott @thebombshelter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Happy 62nd birthday to Doyle! m.youtube.com/watch?v=7ON8...m.youtube.comWhere Eagles DareYouTube video by Misfits - Topic 0314
Reposted by Spam E. McSpam☢️Dangerously Radioactive M. O’Lybdenum☢️ @perchorin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Poor bastard. Missed time early in his career with mono, now he’s out indefinitely with an ass injury. 191
Reposted by Spam E. McSpamYouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Had a great time last night at "An Evening with Kim Jong Un." Say what you will about the guy's politics, he's a great storyteller with a fantastic sense of humor! 062
Reposted by Spam E. McSpamRichard Zencker @zencker.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The food is also unsafe to eat. And we’re busy pissing off our source of toilet paper during an outbreak of diarrhea. 081
Reposted by Spam E. McSpamchad mo b there @chadmobthere.com · 13/09/2026Evergreen banger youtu.be/JahGtDy7lhk?...youtu.beJust BecauseYouTube video by Justice System - Topic 021
Spam E. McSpam @spamemcspam.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Requested a Chris Gaines song at a Country AND Western party.static.klipy.comGarth Brooks' Expressive LookALT: Garth Brooks' Expressive Look 230
Reposted by Spam E. McSpamJamisen Etzel @jamisen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026i'm struggling more and more to grapple with the cowardice and inability of supposed leaders to just say something simple like "equal rights means equal rights and i'm not playing your games." most people actually believe that in their hearts; you just have to be firm so the rage baiters don't win 31349
Reposted by Spam E. McSpamgrimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 11/09/20239/11 Hooters "Let Freedom Wing" pin 4433108
Spam E. McSpam @spamemcspam.bsky.social · 12/09/2026After taking the summer off, MEAT RAFFLE IS BACK! Won two pounds of mango habanero chicken thighs, a pineapple and a bag of salad from the Diarrhea Farms company. God how I’ve missed you, meat raffle. 020
Reposted by Spam E. McSpamWrestling Brain @wrestlingbrain.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Will be posting this every year for the rest of my life 8469139
Spam E. McSpam @spamemcspam.bsky.social · 11/09/2026This year, in the spirit of Wu-Tang, I start a 2 hour chunk of the day in our student offices with whatever jams I deem critical for their vibe development. I focus on one artist a week. This week it was Rush. Verdict? Dug it. Heard Tom Sawyer played all over campus. Next week? De La Soul.music.youtube.comRush - Tom SawyerYouTube video by RushVEVO 060
Reposted by Spam E. McSpamdodgers-cards.bsky.social @dodgers-cards.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Today in 1965, Sandy Koufax strikes out 14 while throwing a perfect game as the Dodgers beat the Cubs 1-0. It is the 4th and final no hitter of Koufax’s career. It is just the 8th perfect game ever in NL/AL history and remains the only one in franchise history. 0133
Spam E. McSpam @spamemcspam.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Just a reminder that Bruce Vilanch exists and and he’s magnificent. 040
Spam E. McSpam @spamemcspam.bsky.social · 04/09/2026This year, in the spirit of Wu-Tang, I start a 2 hour chunk of the day in our student offices with whatever jams I deem critical for their vibe development. I focus on one artist a week. This week it was Billy Preston. Verdict? The kids are alright . They dug it. 👍 Next week? Rush. Gettin’Geddym.youtube.comWill It Go Round In Circles - Billy Preston | The Midnight SpecialYouTube video by The Midnight Special 240
Spam E. McSpam @spamemcspam.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Adding rabies to my list of potential work hazards. Petting zoos go hard during finals week around here.abcnews.comRabid baby goats prompt North Carolina mobile petting zoo scareAt least four baby goats belonging to a North Carolina petting zoo have tested positive for rabies. 020
Spam E. McSpam @spamemcspam.bsky.social · 31/08/2026To the music student who decided to set up shop with his flugelhorn right in the middle of the main lawn and play Feels So Good at 8 am, bless you. You’re why I stay in this field. Here’s some Mangione for the rest of you.m.youtube.comChuck Mangione - Feels So Good (Nana's Journey Into Song, March 8th, 1979)YouTube video by Chuck Mangione 010
Spam E. McSpam @spamemcspam.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Another day, another icon passes. Get the fuck out of here, August.washingtonpost.comYayoi Kusama, whose art evoked hallucinatory wonder, dies at 97Her hypnotic, unconventional works propelled her from near-obscurity to a place in the world’s most prominent museums. 010
Reposted by Spam E. McSpam¯\_🍩_/¯ @funkndonuts.bsky.social · 26/08/2026😢youtu.beWelcome to DollywoodYouTube video by Found Footage Fest 021
Spam E. McSpam @spamemcspam.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Willing to fight the Grim Reaper himself to make sure Stephen Tobolowsky stays healthy and happy. Fuck, Universe, we need more light right now, not less. 050
Spam E. McSpam @spamemcspam.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Started the first day of a new school year by testing out a new foam cannon on the lawn and a new audio system in the activity room with my new student employees. Their choice to blast at 7 am? ELP’s “The Barbarian” Miss these monsters over the summer. They make new things fun for this worrier. 140
Reposted by Spam E. McSpamTroublesome Witch Girl 🌙 @rekhet.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Ah. Well. Good to know. 131
Spam E. McSpam @spamemcspam.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I’ll probably hit 30k tomorrow. Welcoming students back to campus ain’t no joke. 050
Spam E. McSpam @spamemcspam.bsky.social · 20/08/2026We welcome alllllll the freshman tomorrow. Related, I found Crocs that fit on the stuff a plush geese we give out. Personally and professionally, I’m on this shit. 171
Spam E. McSpam @spamemcspam.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Going back to school to become a shrink. Life is a trip. 140
Reposted by Spam E. McSpam☢️Dangerously Radioactive M. O’Lybdenum☢️ @perchorin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026They’re doing a gritty reboot of The Wackiest Ship in the Army (1960) 182
Spam E. McSpam @spamemcspam.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Started my work day with The Muppet Movie soundtrack and ended it with Enter the Wu-Tang. 050
Spam E. McSpam @spamemcspam.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I get a lot of joy when I see my bus driver wave at another bus driver. 041
Spam E. McSpam @spamemcspam.bsky.social · 13/08/2026This morning I ordered: 1 petting zoo 2 face painters 3 bouncy houses/slides 6 cornhole sets 200 can of Red Bull 500 stuffed geese with wardrobe and accessory pieces Working in campus life is like being a land-based cruise director. 250
Reposted by Spam E. McSpam✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 12/08/2026first date, kinda nervous 20513117
Spam E. McSpam @spamemcspam.bsky.social · 12/08/2026We have a collaborative playlist for our upcoming Welcome Weekend. New students can request songs. The student who has requested 5 Big Freedia songs and the Sex Pistols’ My Way and nothing else is already my favorite. 040
Reposted by Spam E. McSpamRav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 08/08/2026*Attack ad voice* “Abdul El-Sayed is a scary Muslim.” Reality: He was raised by the cutest white grandparents lol 67522
Reposted by Spam E. McSpamI'm very poorly today, very stupid & hate everybody & everything @voxexsinister.bsky.social · 08/08/2026YOU can keep data-centers out of your city! "It seems the message was received. Per the Salem Reporter, Verrus’ representatives left the hearing early because they “did not feel safe.” gizmodo.com/data-center-...gizmodo.comData Center Reps Face the Guillotine, Flee Public HearingSeems like they got the message. 322468
Reposted by Spam E. McSpamChad Bonin @chadbonin.com · 08/08/2026Concerningly, voice of the car that awoken some things in some people.static.klipy.comCars Sally: I Have Never Found You More AttractiveALT: Cars Sally: I Have Never Found You More Attractive 1113
Spam E. McSpam @spamemcspam.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I woke up with the phrase “Pee Pee Lasagna” stuck in my head, played on repeat. It’s still there. 150
Reposted by Spam E. McSpamApril Glick Pulito @aprilglick.bsky.social · 04/08/2026about to start the day but just watched the entirety of this baby turtle’s first journey to sea on TikTok and feel renewed vigor to take on the day. maybe you’ll like it, too sound on is a must 38121
Reposted by Spam E. McSpam⛓️🪚Zach @zwrench.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I think Dave Bautista has an Oscar in him 011