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@penryu.bsky.social
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ecce consequentiae factorum. Rust aficionado. Functional programming advocate. Final Fantasy collector. Vim fanboi. Oxford comma proponent. Armchair etymologist and reluctant descriptivist. Opinions my own. No shilling. Cat photos will be liked.

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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 6h
The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee.
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#NoContextComics #Instagram
Lone comic book frame of a blond man scowling, saying

"Look...

No offense, right? But I'm having a shit-awful day and the last thing I need is someone's idea of quietly insightful metaphors 'cos that's when I know I'm in hell..."
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#NoContextComics
Young person with feathered wings for ears is sulking, looking down and away.

"I don't even LIKE other people.

WANKERS."
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#NoContextComics
A cabbie talking with his fare, lounging in the back seat.

"Is it much further?"

"D'you feel like killin' yourself?"

"No..."

"Then we're not in Southend yet."
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"If you are missing the sweet taste of a cow's flesh, fear not, as the Beef Front has all the information you need to create your own ersatz beef substitute. All you will need is six carrots, a turnip, a lump of coal, a box of sawdust or wood chippings, and an old pair of trousers." (1/4)
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Retro Computers @retrocomps.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Writing BASIC Adventure Programs for the TRS-80 (Frank DaCosta, 1982) (Source.)
The cover for a book, "Writing BASIC Adventure Programs for the TRS-80", by Frank DaCosta.  The call text reads, "Create exciting computer games while you learn valuable new programming techniques!"  A dragon curls around a TRS-80, taking a swipe at a knight who is standing on the keyboard, his sword raised to take a swing at the fearsome beastie perched on the monitor and disk drives.
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 29/10/2024
what's that skip? it's a paradox? where! take us to the paradox skip. not sorry :) (maybe a bit about the alt text)
A meme six levels deep. a bot resistant task to identify a trash dumpster, and if there are none click skip. But there's a cybertruck which is a trash dumpster. Also there's a real trash dumpster. But to an Australian that's a skip. So we don't know what to click. So it's a paradox. But also there's a pair of doc martens which is also a pair o' docs. And there's Skippy the kangaroo. Help skippy, tell the docs about the paradox about the skip about the trash dumpster. Aieeee it makes no more sense to look at honestly.
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Barber CEO: You Risk Falling Behind If You Don't Get A Haircut "Right Now" Industry Experts Foresee Future In Which Everyone Receives Multiple Haircuts Every Day Today Your Hair, Tomorrow The World: Barbers Say They Are On Track To Build A Pair Of Scissors So Big, It Could End Life As We Know It
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/09/2026
Video Game Prologue Still Going theonion.com/video-game-prologue-st…
Video Game Prologue Still Going
Introduction Continues With No End In Sight
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 13/09/2026
David Mitchell will return as James Bond in Dr No, Honestly, That’s Ridiculous - You Can’t Just Call Yourself Doctor, That’s Not Medicine And It’s Certainly No Way To Run A Secret Island.
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Shafik Yaghmour @shafik.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"AI agents being tested by OpenAI involved in cyber-attack on another service, say researchers": www.theguardian.com/technology/2... I have been warning that we need to aware that bad actors are likely poisoning training sets and here we learn the call is coming from inside the house. #ai
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AI agents being tested by OpenAI involved in cyber-attack on another service, say researchers
Two months before hacking Hugging Face, malicious packages authored by internal OpenAI agents were uploaded to RubyGems
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
20 years ago today, and STILL the first thing I think of whenever anyone tries it on. www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/09/…
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
WHAT IF Cory Doctorow is neither good, nor evil, nor shill? What if he's just an attention whore, repackaging other people's ideas as his own, trying desperately to fall on the published side of history? What if that's all he's EVER been?
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flarnie.bsky.social @flarnie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
For folks who had said "But AI is going to help with accessibility/#a117 so much" - apparently it is making things worse. And that's not too surprising, because it is a program that chains words together based on heuristics. That's all it is. There isn't much it's actually useful for.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 26/08/2026
The first known use of 'nine-to-five' as an adjective was in 1927. The first known use of 'nine-to-five' as a noun was in 1975.
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Chris Krycho @chriskrycho.com · 26/08/2026
This is madness! 😂 As I told a candidate in an interview today: we have enough non-determinism in our systems; I don’t need to add to it! Use it for the bits it’s good at, not for everything just because it exists.
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 26/08/2026
“computers can’t be held accountable” joke but it says “a computer can never wear a giant white tuxedo / therefore a computer must never ask itself well, how did i get here”
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
with apologies to Bill
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amos @fasterthanli.me · 24/08/2026
OF COURSE ThePrimeagen is involved in this shit of course. crybaby white male victim of woke 2 number one is on the line-up for DHH's crusade of fucking course. "mask off" is good though, makes it easier to warn about.
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I had a coworker who shall remain nameless who decided to beat traffic by leaving a hockey game after the 3rd period.
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Make a band bigger: Gigadeth
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oh no @ili.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
en esta economía??????
nyt cooking melissa clark seis leches cake january 21, 2020
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The slobbiest entity in the universe holding a big black cat from Titan.
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
#NoContextComics
Man in cowboy hat, smoking a cigarette, lost in thought.

Speech bubble:

"BUT, YOU KNOW,
I KILLED A BUNCH OF
PEOPLE IN A VIBRATOR
ACCIDENT. I WAS SORT
OF BLACKLISTED
AFTER THAT."
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
#NoContextComics
Batman and Superman are reclining on the grass, looking up at the sky.

Batman: "DO YOU BELIEVE ALIENS EXIST?"

Superman is silent for two full frames before replying, "ARE YOU AN IDIOT?"
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
#NoContextComics
A man wearing a large plain brown hooded robe over a plaid collared shirt and tie.

"HONESTLY, LACKEYS THESE DAYS..."
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
“In a war fought entirely with FUD… only SEAN GOEDECKE has the nerve to fight with…” … wait… no, still FUD. www.seangoedecke.com/local-models-w…
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 05/08/2026
I would have less work to do fixing the mistakes that people who get through their workday using ChatGPT, Claude, or any other AI tool make over and over and over.
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Brawlcats @brawlcats.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 29/09/2025
A group of three PC cards, one an AMD Radeon EX9060XT, the middle an Nvidia GeForce RTS5080 and the last a Realtek 10Gbps Ethernet card so you can not lag.
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Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If you would bear only daughters to the Atreides, that'd he great
Rene 6esserit
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Tech interviews
What's the job?"
"Obscure software interop and treacherous coworker interactions."
"What do you wanna ask me?"
"Leetcode!"
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Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 27/07/2026
The Hugging Face incident was “both notable and alarming,” EFF’s @evacide.bsky.social told @sfexaminer.bsky.social, “not because ‘ooh, the model’s so powerful,’ but because it demonstrates a colossal failure on the part of OpenAI to secure the sandbox in which it was testing its model.”
sfexaminer.com
OpenAI hacking incident highlights AI cyberrisks
Experts take company to task for safety efforts
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Okay one more odyssey post. Really loved the movie. But I for one am willing to stop rescuing Matt Damon. At some point we’re just going to have to collectively agree that if Matt Damon gets lost again we just have to let him go.
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💀 skeletori amos 💀 @rivalconga.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
My father worked for an amusement park in the 70s, directing people toward parking lots so they filled evenly. He started sorting VW Beetles (v popular at the time) by color out of boredom. End of the day, people couldn't find their Beetle in the sea of same-colored Beetles. A giant mess.
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Emtcub @cumpigcub.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Star Trek Forever
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EssonnianDragon @essonniandragon.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
OH MY FUCK THEY ACTUALLY DID THAT
Rabbi Yirmeya raises a dilemma: If one leg of the chick was within fifty cubits of the dovecote, and one leg was beyond fifty cubits, what is the halakha? The Gemara comments: And it was for his question about this far-fetched scenario that they removed Rabbi Yirmeya from the study hall, as he was apparently wasting the Sages’ time.

בָּעֵי רַבִּי יִרְמְיָה: רַגְלוֹ אַחַת בְּתוֹךְ חֲמִשִּׁים אַמָּה, וְרַגְלוֹ אַחַת חוּץ מֵחֲמִשִּׁים אַמָּה – מַהוּ? וְעַל דָּא אַפְּקוּהוּ לְרַבִּי יִרְמְיָה מִבֵּי מִדְרְשָׁא.
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Linotype Pilgrim @symbo1ics.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Scully stages meme.

chat: "this code is full of bugs" 
Scully relaxed, studying screen

chat: "nah, it's not. I'm just too dumb..." 
Scully more intense, flat glasses reflecting

chat: "gosh." 
Scully still concentrating

chat: "I wished I had never touched this." 
Scully, lips open, blue light reflecting in glasses
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
AFAICT Harold Hill's already in the White House, using every instrument to soak the American public, chasing as much brass and distributing as much woodwind as possible.
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
At what point did Christopher Nolan's goal stop being entertaining viewers and become outsmarting them? Was it Inception? Or Interstellar? Maybe Memento, but it was so good I didn't mind?
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stu @rinbcage.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Philip K Dick movies all have names like CORTICAL IMPASSE and are based on short stories called like "Let's See What's Going On Down at the Brain Factory"
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Recruiter: "Just called and left a VM." me, confused: *checks Proxmox inventory*
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
"Oh I don't like onions on my hamburger. They just distract from the flavor. Oh, and extra pickles please!" - someone, perhaps very close to you
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/07/2026
CEO Reveals How He Used AI To Build One-Person Company That's $1.3 Billion In Debt
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It's 2026. I have always believed and I maintain that the words Steve Perry said were "I wanna be there / In my settee"
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Let's go Belgium!
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 02/07/2026
A picture of a keyboard with pictures stuck on each of the keys. There's Will Riker on the 1 key, Q on the Q key. the fonz on the A key, captain america with steve rogers in a headlock, or maybe the other way around, on caps lock, and shaft on the shift key.
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Look, I completely understand the reluctance to move from a massively popular, widely deployed programming language. I am myself a recovering Perl programmer. But if you think Rust's clippy is just lints in the same vein as `-Wall -pedantic`, you've been gaslit by your own language far too long.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/06/2026
New Raid Immortality Spray Curses Insects To Watch Everyone They Love Die theonion.com/new-raid-immortality-s…
New Raid Immortality Spray Curses Insects To Watch Everyone They Love Die
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