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Fix your hearts or die.

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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Heaven is an endless burger and you never get full
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Bread @space.church · 11/10/2026
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 11/10/2026
honk if you’re beautiful and these are truly the last days
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Is this supposed to discourage me from seeing the movie?
Olivia Colman re-enacts the Kama Sutra with a sentient basket
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Bread @space.church · 11/10/2026
Everything is so stupid. But I know it can get stupider.
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frielf @goblin.fans · 11/10/2026
put your wings in my mouth
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frielf @goblin.fans · 10/10/2026
is that an ogg in your vorbis or are you just happy to see me?
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Bread @space.church · 10/10/2026
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
a detective named Costco Hotdog
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Emily M. Bender @emilymbender.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Anthropic is out with new nonsense about Claude (or the collection of models called Claude) deserving moral consideration and/or be able to feel distress, so my inbox is filling up with journos asking me to comment. I've also got a day job, so here is a brief set of public comments on this: >>
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onion person @junlper.beer · 09/10/2026
its feels like a mass psychosis where tech leaders continue to insist you can be cruel, mean, and hurt the feelings of lines of code
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frielf @goblin.fans · 07/10/2026
a banquet of sweet and sour hours
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Bread @space.church · 07/10/2026
“Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce really didn’t get married” - my mom’s 6:30am conspiracy theories before triple bypass surgery.
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
can’t think of a better example of AI being mostly a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist also it can’t help when this is your user base
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@nic_carter
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this is about me and i'm not sorry! i don't have time
to autistically read forums and random team news
or whatever.
i'm sure spending hours and hours running your
fantasy team is a good ROI if you're unemployed but
some of us have jobs
also my team is stacked so that's another point in
the Al columnAndrew Weiner • @DickeyNate • 18h
What's the point if playing fantasy football if
you're just going to automate it

nic carter
@nic_carter • 17h
there's no point to fantasy football, it's grown ass
men pretending to draft NFL players

OpenWindowManiac @Cit_rusK •17h
Then just don't do it?

nic carter *
@nic_carter
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social obligation
8:41 PM • 10/5/26 • 880 Views
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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gains @gains-skeets.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sure man. Argue with the pope on Twitter
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The feeling of questioning whether or not something is AI as part of its destruction of all visual art
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Bread @space.church · 29/09/2026
“How big is your laptop?” “A normal size” NOT HELPFUL LOL
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Bread @space.church · 29/09/2026
BOOFIN’ PRUNES
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I feel you, Daniel L
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Bread @space.church · 25/09/2026
“Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this!”
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Bread @space.church · 23/09/2026
Salami and carrots for dinner. Because I’m an adult.
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up.
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Bread @space.church · 23/09/2026
BOOOOOO
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Bread @space.church · 23/09/2026
“You know what’s his name? Yung Gravy?”
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
every day, there’s a new headline like “local casino now offers live russian roulette” and i think that this is not good
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Bread @space.church · 23/09/2026
It’s been ten years dog
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Bread @space.church · 23/09/2026
10 Cloverfield Lane
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Maggie Tokuda-Hall @maggietokudahall.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fun fact I would die for Ms Rachel
3 comments ms Rachel left on her subway takes IG video:

1. Retire racist nursery rhymes and kids songs 
2. Free Palestine 
3. Pie for all kittens
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Bread @space.church · 22/09/2026
Sometimes therapy is just verbal diarrhea-ing for an hour and then going “Same time next week?”
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Bread @space.church · 18/09/2026
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
great art articulates eternal truths
script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read

ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
   [They do not log off]

                                  CURTAIN
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Bread @space.church · 17/09/2026
Can’t wait to send you back to 2005.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 16/09/2026
Happy Baby Safety Month.
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Bread @space.church · 13/09/2026
Incredible posting happening: www.reddit.com/r/Virginia/s...
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From the Virginia community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the Virginia community
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"OK, so these models need ridiculous amounts of compute" "Sounds expensive" "Yes, we're spending trillions to build data centers" "Cool, cool, what are the plans to make a return there?" "TBD, oh and by the way we're working on making these models more compute efficient" "So, fewer DCs?" "No."
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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Bread @space.church · 07/09/2026
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Bread @space.church · 06/09/2026
It me
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Bread @space.church · 05/09/2026
cc: @fart-blog.com
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Bread @space.church · 04/09/2026
Were you just skyping with a horse?
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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“There’s a new Mr. Beast book.” You bolt awake in your workshop in Mainz. It’s 1450. You’re Johannes Gutenberg, and you’ve changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Your printing press must burn.
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Bread @space.church · 01/09/2026
Living on a major flight path to a major airport is fun because a few times a week an airplane will pass directly between the sun and my apartment, making me think the world is ending as everything goes dark for a second.
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Bread @space.church · 30/08/2026
Popo popped Dookie down by the vacants.
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
beautiful women named cvs pharmacy keep texting me
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Bread @space.church · 29/08/2026
Great homage to two legends.
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Bread @space.church · 28/08/2026
Ronald McDonald’s Pleasure Barge
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Bread @space.church · 25/08/2026
Every day from two to five
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