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First of all, Go Birds. Physics is my Religion. Cat Lover. Autist.

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Soybot @soybot.bsky.social · 2h
ACAB includes Matthew McConaughey
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Soybot @soybot.bsky.social · 2h
They might still Fuck around and win the east. But, yeah. End of an era.
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Soybot @soybot.bsky.social · 3h
Is this legal?
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Soybot @soybot.bsky.social · 3h
Goddamn man. That is terrific advice.
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Soybot @soybot.bsky.social · 3h
I'm gonna smoke a fat bowl and make some stir fry
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Soybot @soybot.bsky.social · 3h
Go Birds
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 5h
People forget that J6 was successful. Everyone who participated was let out of jail and the guy who perpetrated it is President again. There were no consequences. They have plenty of incentive to do a much bigger and worse version.
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Soybot @soybot.bsky.social · 3h
Tre Thomas
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Soybot @soybot.bsky.social · 4h
Winston Justice
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Soybot @soybot.bsky.social · 4h
And that's a cue to remember some guys. Hank "Honey Buns" Fraley
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Soybot @soybot.bsky.social · 4h
I'm assuming it was the cops that did this but it'd be cooler if it was the restaurant manager
A dude who got his ass kicked.  Busted ass eye and shit.  Go birds.
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Soybot @soybot.bsky.social · 4h
His head looks kind of caved in
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Soybot @soybot.bsky.social · 7h
I'd go Tombstone pile driver, stone cold stunner doesn't hit hard enough.
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Soybot @soybot.bsky.social · 11h
Maybe the issue was always nick
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Soybot @soybot.bsky.social · 11h
That's one tank of diesel. 🤷‍♂️
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Soybot @soybot.bsky.social · 11h
And get that mustard tf out of here!!!
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DFAntastic @phillytradesman.bsky.social · 12h
1. 10 years in, the man is saying evil shit on an hourly basis that would’ve ended careers, & the media still not sure if he’s serious, even though actions always back his words. 2. Everyone who told us we had to accept some transphobia to improve society can shut the fuck up forever.
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Soybot @soybot.bsky.social · 12h
that's a guy who smokes mids
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Soybot @soybot.bsky.social · 12h
Whoever is holding the most oracle stock when it goes bankrupt
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Soybot @soybot.bsky.social · 12h
Detroit not looking great
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Big Bill Discounts (Spooky) @smugglingrapes.bsky.social · 21h
There's nothing really stopping you from buying an $81 brisket from Costco and just completely fucking it up
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Soybot @soybot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This could actually come in handy
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Soybot @soybot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
go birds
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Soybot @soybot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
and please for the love of god do not google "color star"
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Soybot @soybot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Phoenix really sucks in the summertime!! I get it!!
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Soybot @soybot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Asked and answered
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Soybot @soybot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
as with most things MAGA, a projection
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Soybot @soybot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We are so cooked
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Soybot @soybot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it's not a "thing", it's a condition. Have some empathy! 🤣
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delco de leche @delcodeleche.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can you bet on “LeBron makes ‘pausing relationship with Polymarket’ statement” on Polymarket or is that too meta
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Soybot @soybot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gift Link: defector.com/eagles-fans-...
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Eagles Fans Demonstrate How To Get Humbled By Opposing Coaches | Defector
I want you to imagine you are a Philadelphia Eagles fan. I know it can be difficult to formulate a theory of mind for them, but if it can be done for a bat, it can be done for a Philadelphian. OK, rea...
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Soybot @soybot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thorough *Ethnic* Cleansing
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Clean Observer @hammbear2024.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“The most effective Republican Speaker in a hundred years was a pedophile” is one of those things that has way too little public consciousness.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I genuinely thought he was already dead Welp *slaps both knees* time to hydrate these graves aren’t gonna piss on themselves right
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Damn, hit ‘em with the lookback
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Soybot @soybot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Really says a lot about how fucking washed crypto is that you left off UntsCoin
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SB Nation @sbnation.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
NFL winners and losers: Nick Sirianni sucks www.sbnation.com/nfl/1131114/...
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NFL winners and losers: Nick Sirianni sucks
The Eagles are in trouble, and one man is to blame.
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Soybot @soybot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I feel like after 45 seconds in a microwave it might actually work
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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Rick Tocchet's Glasses @zutart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Soybot @soybot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If he gets locked up nobody is bailing him out.
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Dustin @dustinheron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
By his facial expression he gave birth to it
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Soybot @soybot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
All these freaks do is sit around and get high AF and try to one up eachother to see what they can get away with
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I increasingly think Ai is has a purpose and it’s to empower a handful of very weird, possibly psychotic, men to have total control over the masses.
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Jeremy Ghooooost Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey Bluesky, have you grabbed a Halloween gift yet for your doppelganger or homunculus? I'd love for you to check out my shop. Each Jeremy Creature is designed and hand-sewed by me and takes many hours to create. You can learn more about each Creature at the shop. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com
Here's a lovely photo of my fabric art witch homunculus Ronanan. He's a weird little gray humanoid with an oblong sort of head with wobbly black eyes with wobbly gray pupils. He has a black nose, an open black grinning mouth with two sharp gray teeth. He's wearing a hand-sewn black witch hat I made for him. There's a beautiful galaxy print fabric in the background.Here's a lovely photo of Titania and Bazletazle. Titania is a fabric art black cosmic spirit with a gray moon face, twinkly black eyes, and a little frown. Her body is covered with embroidered stars of various sizes and colors. I also embroidered a couple planets. One is yellow and one is purple with a red ring. She has black twirly head wispy embroidered with a line of white stars on each one. Bazletazle is a tiny black celestial spirit with a gray moon face and four black bulbous eyes. He's covered with stars of various colors. The background of the pic is green fur.Here's a lovely photo of my fabric art ghost sisters. Bernadette is a white ghost with a gray face, large twinkly black eyes and a little frown. She has twirly head whisps that look sort of like ghostly horns. Her body is covered with hand-embroidered red flowers, along with green and red line markings. 

Near her is Bloop, white ghost with a small face in the middle of her body. Her eyes are slightly different sizes and she has a little frown.

Near these two is Blaborthork the Bitter. Blaborthork is an extremely tiny ghost with starburst black eyes and a little frown.

There's a beautiful galaxy print fabric in the background.Here's a lovely photo of Madeline. She's a white fabric art ghost, about 9 inches tall. The upper part of her body is covered with about 35 black eyes of various sizes. She has a wide grin filled with sharp white teeth. There's a beautiful galaxy print fabric in the background.
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mason Miller is the best athlete named after two professions that become important as a hunter-gatherer society evolves into an agrarian society
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Soybot @soybot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ball don't lie , Kurt
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Soybot @soybot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Whiskey Pete's department of war; we don't negotiate with terrorists, we capitulate to them.
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Soybot @soybot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kirk fuckin cousins, man.
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