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SoyBOO

@soybot.bsky.social
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First of all, Go Birds. Physics is my Religion. Cat Lover. Autist.

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SoyBOO @soybot.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Go to space? Go to space.
200mg infused high dose gummies “green monster”
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SoyBOO @soybot.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
LFG
High dose edibles bag.  200mg gummies.  Go birds.
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SoyBOO @soybot.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Go Birds
A handsome gentleman in fresh birds gear.
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SoyBOO @soybot.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ok it’s confirmed. Shouting GO BIRDS in England means not only that you support the Philadelphia ealges, but that you support women as well. Go fuckin birds!!
Definition of bird UK slang “an attractive girl or woman”
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SoyBOO @soybot.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That’s pauly and I won’t be told otherwise
Pauly from rocky
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SoyBOO @soybot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A couple things. 1) I’ve been collecting the crucial catch fitted hats every year since the OG tie dyed ones. It’s now fanatics trash and costs twice as much as the legit tie died fitteds 6 years ago. 2) shout out to the eagles autism foundation for the sweet as fuck rich kotite lookin jackets
An extremely handsome and smart gentleman in fresh eagles gear.
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SoyBOO @soybot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The button meme.  Make a bad post or make a Friday post.  Go birds.  Fuck Donald trump.
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SoyBOO @soybot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A sock puppet
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SoyBOO @soybot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A sock puppet
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SoyBOO @soybot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm assuming it was the cops that did this but it'd be cooler if it was the restaurant manager
A dude who got his ass kicked.  Busted ass eye and shit.  Go birds.
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SoyBOO @soybot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’ve been away from home, on the job site in rural Georgia, for what seems like forever? I got here the day after Labor Day, and have been home for 2 days in the interim. Enough time to do my laundry basically. Going home for at least two weeks tomorrow and I’m grateful for that.
Ole de soybot in his element.  Go birds and fuck Donald trump.
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SoyBOO @soybot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love you all
A bunch of skeets
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SoyBOO @soybot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A former coworker of mine sent me this. He is Irish, but his wife is a die hard. This is his bingo card for shit his wife says tonight.
A bingo sheet made up of various things an eagles fan might say.  “For fucks sake” for example.  Go birds.
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SoyBOO @soybot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Precisely why I wear this shirt all the time
A rainbow flag tee shirt
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SoyBOO @soybot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
The king wook
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SoyBOO @soybot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I came up the greatest team name of all time and the app wouldn't let me use it. So I had to get creative with the spelling. I feel bad for the people at Disney who had to have this discussion at some point.
Makai Limone Party.  Go birds.
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SoyBOO @soybot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Forcing all pros to debase themselves before putting them on a 16 hour flight.
Fred Warner wearing a dipshit hat coat deal.  Go birds
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SoyBOO @soybot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Bart walked the rainbow bridge today. 20 years old. The best cat that ever lived. may he rest in peace.
The most handsome orange cat in the world.
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SoyBOO @soybot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ah…
Noah eagle and Luke keukly being dipshits. Go birds
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SoyBOO @soybot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A five head POS
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SoyBOO @soybot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Also can we talk about this
A very large fivehead with grey hair painted makeup color.  Go birds.
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SoyBOO @soybot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
They painted some of his hair with his makeup
A very weird hairline
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SoyBOO @soybot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Cooking a pot roast with local beef and veg, standby
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SoyBOO @soybot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Cracked open a fresh value oz. Wonder how many spliffs I can get out of this honker.
A very large bud next to two smokes.  Go birds.
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SoyBOO @soybot.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A bloody corn maze
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SoyBOO @soybot.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I built this factory for a startup company a few years ago. Then they ran out of money. Grateful for the experience though.
A huge building.  1 million square feet.  Fuck Donald trump.  Go birds.
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SoyBOO @soybot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I mean look at this thing
A choad vine flower?  Go birds.  Fuck Donald trump.
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SoyBOO @soybot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Howie binoculars 

Go birds.  Fuck Donald trump.  Also Fuck the Atlanta braves.
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SoyBOO @soybot.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Waves crashing on the rocks 
Go birds.  Fuck Donald trump
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SoyBOO @soybot.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Home2 suites bug update. I'm still out here smoking cigs and here comes a big ass cockroach running by. And then he attacked me. Sound up, to hear my shameful squeal.
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SoyBOO @soybot.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Mike McDaniel making a goofy face.  Go birds.  Fuck Donald trump.
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SoyBOO @soybot.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
huge update from the home to suites somewhere in Georgia, we’ve got a walking stick on the loose 
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SoyBOO @soybot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I always thought you had a really big head but now it seems it’s actually a couple sizes too small?
An extremely handsome gentleman eating a sandwich. He has glorious thighs.
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SoyBOO @soybot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A little porta potty humor for this evening. I see a lot of it, mostly tasteless and misspelled. but this one was so simple and poignant, I had to share.
A porta potty urinal with sharpie written above it “poop heee” with an arrow pointing down. Fuck Donald trump.  Go birds.
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SoyBOO @soybot.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It’s him!
The vein popping meme
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SoyBOO @soybot.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
A finger print on a rotting corpse
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SoyBOO @soybot.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Cooking dinner and watching the Phils.
A campfire stove with the Phillies in in the background.  Donald trump is a pedophile.  Go birds.
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SoyBOO @soybot.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Go birds
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SoyBOO @soybot.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The drinking spot. Life is hard.
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SoyBOO @soybot.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
As observed from our drinking spot on the opposite side of the river. He has a large trout in his talons that I watched him scoop out of the river just before this.
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SoyBOO @soybot.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I've been seeing them everywhere but they got to calling at each other this afternoon and I had to get this result from the Merlin app. Very high pitched squeaky call.
Merlin app reporting a bald eagle
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SoyBOO @soybot.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Just look at this little lady!
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SoyBOO @soybot.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
👀
Some bears in the water getting a snack 

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SoyBOO @soybot.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Home for the next week. Outside of Sterling AK.
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SoyBOO @soybot.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
TF is going on with her lip
Her lip.  Fuck Donald trump.
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SoyBOO @soybot.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I put this feeder up a few days ago and they were on it almost immediately. Ruby throated hummers up here in Maine. We have Annas back home typically.
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SoyBOO @soybot.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Breakfast sando check
A home made McGriddle.  Go birds
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SoyBOO @soybot.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Venmo renceipt to Marisa - 5 bucks "Benjamin Ryan is a Dipshit fund"
Fuck Donald trump
Go Birds
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SoyBOO @soybot.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I immediately thought of Hobo code.
A diagram of hobo code
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SoyBOO @soybot.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, AIC.
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