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sour gummy worms @sour-gummy-worms.bsky.social · 5h

always fun when there's a fed soc event and you get to see which classmates are enemies of the republic

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sour gummy worms @sour-gummy-worms.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

glasgow vs ulster this weekend was a spectacular game of rugby

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sour gummy worms @sour-gummy-worms.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

oh baby you're a classic, like a little black dress, whoa, on a faded moon, stuck on a little hot mess, whoa

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Tim Marchman @timmarchman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Niche grievance: Restaurants referring to “proteins” is anti-life and reduces food in its infinite variety to a macronutrient delivery vehicle and the person eating it to a macronutrient conversion mechanism

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Michael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

so a bunch of the traditional environmental groups held a call to strategize against the permitting bill -- notably in which they acknowledged its net emissions effects but still were dead set in opposition -- and someone on the call leaked the whole transcript punchbowl.news/wp-content/u...

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Michael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

it's so wonderful that even as Ronaldo had endless opportunities to close his international career on his own terms as a legend, he has chosen instead "inscrutably pissy" as an approach to the end

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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 28/09/2026

American sports scandals are "you secretly spent more money than everyone else" and English sports scandals are "you secretly spent as much money as the teams that are supposed to spend more than everyone else"

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sour gummy worms @sour-gummy-worms.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

my punishment for man city: 114 points deducted this year (3/game, the max you can get in a season, guaranteeing they will finish 20th. also a funny coincidence with 114 violations) plus enormous fine, to be disbursed equally to all other clubs that have been in the PL at any point since 2010

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sour gummy worms @sour-gummy-worms.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

wout had no chance today because he forgot to turn the 13 upside down

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sour gummy worms @sour-gummy-worms.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

i assumed i'd be able to have worlds on in the background while i worked but it's been impossible to look away. on the bright side the race will finish ahead of schedule

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sour gummy worms @sour-gummy-worms.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

lol who let quinn simmons be number 69

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sour gummy worms @sour-gummy-worms.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

glad to see someone I respect have the same take as me, because people I considered serious have expressed views on this that strike me as completely deranged

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particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

An energy weapon (work computer) is beaming harmful rays (emails) at me

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 21/09/2026

plenty of 20th century examples by my 19th century-pilled mind goes immediately to the railroads, which were HUGELY DISRUPTIVE and deeply enmeshed in politics in ways quite analogous to silicon valley and AI

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Quantian @quantian.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

>My pitbull mauled a toddler >Ok that’s horrible and you are legally responsible for your gross negligence Vs. >It’s absurd for you claim a pitbull could ever “maul” a toddler. Pitbulls only follow their instinct and are categorically incapable of consciously choosing to maul like a human would

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sour gummy worms @sour-gummy-worms.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

this girl got a chipotle bowl with cheese and sour cream and she's lactose intolerant, and now she's blaming her upset stomach on the lettuce

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sour gummy worms @sour-gummy-worms.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

no way there's a guy named "hollywood smothers"

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sour gummy worms @sour-gummy-worms.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

orville peck model his look after eagan

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sour gummy worms @sour-gummy-worms.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

i have been there. i think it was good, don't really remember. the weather was a little bit cool so some people didn't want to get ice cream but then the sun came out and they decided it was the right call

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sour gummy worms @sour-gummy-worms.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

heart and humour and humility he said will lighten up your heavy load i left him then for the refuge of the roads

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sour gummy worms @sour-gummy-worms.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

i benched 225 for a double and easily could have had one or two more. gonna try 245 next week. also push pressed 195, gonna try 215

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sour gummy worms @sour-gummy-worms.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

so MLB is running ads on youtube in favor of a salary cap. clips of interviews with fans saying a salary cap would help their favorite team. fucking hell

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Dan Why-Ner @danweiner.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Rocco Rios Novo with the howler of all howlers MLS IS BACK FOLKS.

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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I do not really disagree with this, but I think it's myopic to say that this centrality dates to the last three years. What's happened is that an implicit bipartisan consensus that was rarely challenged has imploded, and that centrality is now being litigated and interrogated out in the open.

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Quantian @quantian.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

If you go on personal finance/FIRE subreddits (you shouldn’t) there’s a ton of travel nurses with seven figures liquid in their early 30’s but people pretend healthcare costs are only high because of Big Pharma or whatever

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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Mid final but firmly firmly S tier tournament.

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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 25/09/2025

Ferran Torres moving from winger to striker is the scene in every nineties rom com where the girl takes off her glasses

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Internet Dad @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 19/07/2026

Calling the mass of Odyssey haters "The Whine Dork sea"

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ceej @ceej.online · 02/03/2025

impressing my fellow legionnaires with a muscular body and graceful stride honed exclusively through my daily practice of jogging to catch up with the column after a painful bout of IBS

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I was today years old when I found out Robert Wadlow had longer bones and not just more bones

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Mike Goodman @themlg.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I will say Pulisic’s World Cup was a perfect microcosm of his career in that when healthy he looked amazing and he was healthy for 45 minutes of a five-game run.

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sour gummy worms @sour-gummy-worms.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

hey wait a minute the game was already over

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sour gummy worms @sour-gummy-worms.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

teams aren't gonna collude to draw, they're just both gonna play defensively knowing a draw is enough. but people are gonna think they're colluding and lose their minds

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sour gummy worms @sour-gummy-worms.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

what ever happened to the football player Haha Clinton-Dix?

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sour gummy worms @sour-gummy-worms.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

we must replenish our strategic venmo reserves

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Spooky Back From The Dead Lazarus @jlazarus.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Periodic reminder that Teapot Dome, the worst scandal in American history prior to Watergate, involved $9 million changing hands. That’s adjusted for inflation. This story by itself is 55500% bigger than Teapot Dome. That’s not a typo.

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sour gummy worms @sour-gummy-worms.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

venmo stands for Veneral Motors and was intended for big groups of friends to all chip in to buy a car together

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

"A.I." boosters vs "A.I." critics

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sour gummy worms @sour-gummy-worms.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

apparently the french term for soccer's "meat wall" is "mur de muscles". incredible

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Ospreys Rugby @ospreysofficial.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Ospreys, your Welsh Shield winners 2026🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🖤 #OurBloodIsBlack

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sour gummy worms @sour-gummy-worms.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

i *used to* be a piece of shit. i'm just afraid the baby thinks people can't change

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/05/2026

i have said this before and i am absolutely not joking. if you were taught by wurman i think you are entitled to a refund from the institution

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