Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026but this guy *taps photo of Trump* there’s only one thing he quieros 070
Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026if at first you don’t succeed, oh well I guess forget it 093
Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’ll say this - during that period in my late 20s/early 30s when I was always depressed, I found a lot of friends on Twitter. I met > 100 ppl IRL and made some lasting connections. It was nice to not be the only lunatic around 050
Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If you know the Twitter handles of all 3 of these people, you should qualify for free lifetime mental health care 2240
Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My take is that Americans are sexist enough that they’d only vote en masse for a very particular type of woman. Most women that type have no interest in elected office. Kamala was not that type, nor was Hillary. That doesn’t mean they’d fail btw. AOC is the closest we’ve had, I hope she goes for it. 1113
Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I will protest by not drinking alcohol - until 9pm local time, at which point I will drink more quickly than usual to catch up 0172
Reposted by Nice Dude (sincere)Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.bsky.social · 18/09/2026[goes back in time] Me: WOW! I can't believe I'm seeing a real dinosau-- T-Rex: MOOOOOOOOOO! Apatosaurus: MOOOOOO!! Triceratops: MOOOOO!! Me: So you guys moo Archaeopteryx: MOOOOOOOO! 210819
Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026would also like to nominate this from @kibblesmith.bsky.social 321914
Reposted by Nice Dude (sincere)Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 05/08/2024please enjoy this tree singing showtunes 973866689
Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 13/09/2026An AI technology almost certainly did something amazing (and terrifying) this week. Crazy to see agreement among 3 ppl who hate each other to slow it all down ahead of huge IPOs. Sorry this isn’t funny, but wow what a world 0100
Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 02/09/2026All week I’ve been randomly thinking of this tweet from @dcpierson.bsky.social. Just one of the funniest insights ever 0170
Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 25/08/2026there’s being down bad and then there’s being a billionaire arrested for soliciting prostitution at a trailer park at 9:30am 0173
Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 15/08/2026it’s so weird how Master Lock used to sponsor major events. How many locks were these bros selling wtf 3122
Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 31/07/2026[meeting a Canadian] “omg do you know Tim Horton” 0123
Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 30/07/2026This whole thread is good. Sometimes I feel like ppl on this app are so driven by who they dislike that they’ve lost all objective reasoning capability 000
Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 27/07/2026MY DOCTOR: can you please stop doing that ME [keeps pronouncing ‘testicles’ in a way that vaguely rhymes with ‘Hercules’]: stop doing what 170
Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I forgot how bad your posts were. This is how you remind me. 070
Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 18/07/2026me when I see a bunch of new promising pharmaceuticals 0121
Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 17/07/2026hitting a certain age when you stroll the beach and instead of admiring hotties in swimwear you start to eyefuck real estate you can’t afford 0130
Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Remembering how I was called a racist for being so so early on calling out Dr Eugene Gu’s sociopathic behavior 0201
Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Looney Tunes has misled me considerably about this guy 0151
Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 02/07/2026The song Born in the USA is actually about birthright citizenship 170
Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Four simple ingredients: Water, alcohol, piss, and regret 071
Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 23/06/2026you don’t hear many modern songs about sexy teenage runaways 3110
Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 19/06/2026personally I think these so so stupid but I also see cybertrucks everywhere every day so who knows I guess 3120
Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 17/06/2026[Guy from The Knack getting married] “It’s OUR Sharona now” 0252
Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 13/06/2026absolutely never realized it was Alexander Skarsgård in Zoolander lol 271
Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Happy birthday @ygrene.bsky.social you rule my friend 160
Reposted by Nice Dude (sincere)Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 01/04/2024“everybody was kung-fu fighting” oh? even a little baby? a little baby with no muscle strength was kicking and punching and flying around? a tiny little flying kung-fu baby? get out of my face 531372256
Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I’ll be a Knicks fan forever if it happens tonight 0211
Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 31/05/2026so did we ever takeover Greenland or was that a fever dream 2110
Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I woke up in the middle of the night thinking about random cities I missed. What a nightmare tbh 040
Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 27/05/2026So I thought I absolutely crushed this and then realized I missed the enormous city I was born and raised in 280
Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 27/05/2026BOSS: so this mess up is unbelievable ME: well I’m an idiot, and you hired me, so who’s really at fault here 0153
Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 23/05/2026guys this isn’t a joke this is a real thing I saw driving yesterday 1120
Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 23/05/2026saw a license plate “1 divby 0” and was a little confused until I realized the car was an infiniti 1351
Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Don Jr has hired James Austin Johnson to go to his wedding instead 0113
Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Mayor McCheese can never die, he can only become moldy 071
Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 13/04/2026planning a verbal assault on renowned radical leftist [checks notes] the pope 093