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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
but this guy *taps photo of Trump* there’s only one thing he quieros
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
if at first you don’t succeed, oh well I guess forget it
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’ll say this - during that period in my late 20s/early 30s when I was always depressed, I found a lot of friends on Twitter. I met > 100 ppl IRL and made some lasting connections. It was nice to not be the only lunatic around
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you know the Twitter handles of all 3 of these people, you should qualify for free lifetime mental health care
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My take is that Americans are sexist enough that they’d only vote en masse for a very particular type of woman. Most women that type have no interest in elected office. Kamala was not that type, nor was Hillary. That doesn’t mean they’d fail btw. AOC is the closest we’ve had, I hope she goes for it.
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I will protest by not drinking alcohol - until 9pm local time, at which point I will drink more quickly than usual to catch up
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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
[goes back in time] Me: WOW! I can't believe I'm seeing a real dinosau-- T-Rex: MOOOOOOOOOO! Apatosaurus: MOOOOOO!! Triceratops: MOOOOO!! Me: So you guys moo Archaeopteryx: MOOOOOOOO!
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
lol
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
would also like to nominate this from @kibblesmith.bsky.social
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 05/08/2024
please enjoy this tree singing showtunes
A dead tree in a swamp. It seems to have a body, two arms and two legs, and the way they're each twisting, the tree looks like he's in the big finale of a musical.show
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
An AI technology almost certainly did something amazing (and terrifying) this week. Crazy to see agreement among 3 ppl who hate each other to slow it all down ahead of huge IPOs. Sorry this isn’t funny, but wow what a world
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
All week I’ve been randomly thinking of this tweet from @dcpierson.bsky.social. Just one of the funniest insights ever
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
there’s being down bad and then there’s being a billionaire arrested for soliciting prostitution at a trailer park at 9:30am
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I’m sure everyone clapped
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
oh damn
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
it’s so weird how Master Lock used to sponsor major events. How many locks were these bros selling wtf
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
[meeting a Canadian] “omg do you know Tim Horton”
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
This whole thread is good. Sometimes I feel like ppl on this app are so driven by who they dislike that they’ve lost all objective reasoning capability
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
MY DOCTOR: can you please stop doing that ME [keeps pronouncing ‘testicles’ in a way that vaguely rhymes with ‘Hercules’]: stop doing what
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I forgot how bad your posts were. This is how you remind me.
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
me when I see a bunch of new promising pharmaceuticals
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
hitting a certain age when you stroll the beach and instead of admiring hotties in swimwear you start to eyefuck real estate you can’t afford
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Remembering how I was called a racist for being so so early on calling out Dr Eugene Gu’s sociopathic behavior
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Looney Tunes has misled me considerably about this guy
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
wow that is from the DEEP CUT ARCHIVES
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
great job. Be super proud.
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The song Born in the USA is actually about birthright citizenship
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Four simple ingredients: Water, alcohol, piss, and regret
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
you don’t hear many modern songs about sexy teenage runaways
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
personally I think these so so stupid but I also see cybertrucks everywhere every day so who knows I guess
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
[Guy from The Knack getting married] “It’s OUR Sharona now”
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
related or nah
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
absolutely never realized it was Alexander Skarsgård in Zoolander lol
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Happy birthday @ygrene.bsky.social you rule my friend
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
“everybody was kung-fu fighting” oh? even a little baby? a little baby with no muscle strength was kicking and punching and flying around? a tiny little flying kung-fu baby? get out of my face
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I’ll be a Knicks fan forever if it happens tonight
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I respect your effort here
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I can update my spreadsheet now, thanks
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
so did we ever takeover Greenland or was that a fever dream
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
is that good
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I woke up in the middle of the night thinking about random cities I missed. What a nightmare tbh
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
You should!
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
So I thought I absolutely crushed this and then realized I missed the enormous city I was born and raised in
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
BOSS: so this mess up is unbelievable ME: well I’m an idiot, and you hired me, so who’s really at fault here
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
guys this isn’t a joke this is a real thing I saw driving yesterday
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
saw a license plate “1 divby 0” and was a little confused until I realized the car was an infiniti
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Don Jr has hired James Austin Johnson to go to his wedding instead
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Mayor McCheese can never die, he can only become moldy
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
planning a verbal assault on renowned radical leftist [checks notes] the pope
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