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sophie malice

@sophieactual.mitsuko.nz
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nd, plural, dyke, bratty, geekette, too old, anarchic thingy, tangata te ika a Māui, 🏳️‍⚧️ obvs

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Mask Up Comments and Opinions @commentsandopi2.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I so hope this is true and not a representative hodgepodge of various real encounters. Far queue #nzpol
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manuwai.bsky.social @manuwai.bsky.social · 22h
National has always been the party for the wealthy. The wealthy only care about the wealthy. They always want more, more, more. Let's give New Zealand the best Christmas present ever - empathy for our fellow human beings! Do NOT vote National, ACT or NZFirst. Please! #NZPol
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Watershitdown @watershitdown.bsky.social · 21h
Hope the Green surge continues, Opportunity seems stuck on the 5 % cusp.. #nzpol
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MekaKiwi @mekakiwi.bsky.social · 21h
Beware Opportunities is their Trojan horse. Loads of people tied to big tech and the funder Brian Cartmell is in companies with Peter Thiel. It’s undemocratic with the board having veto power, and they’re willing to put the worst people back in power. This is a Trojan horse, warm your mates! #nzpol
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GreenEggs| Toitū Te Tiriti @hekikakariki.bsky.social · 20h
#nzpol So far, so two sides of the same coin.
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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 05/10/2026
it's a bit weird having new titties with a 68 year old body have booked for a breast scan in november, doc wants to ensure that my brand new titties don't have problems
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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 05/10/2026
just to make it clear, i'm not competing in the cute trans girl market, i'm just me a 68 year old Boganland Tāmaki Makaurau Kōhanga Reo housed silly little blonde airhead lots of prettier trans girls than me, eh
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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 05/10/2026
what makes a trans girl happy titties
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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 05/10/2026
happy sophie maybe i'll try the other tit out tonorriw
happy sophie
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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 05/10/2026
it's Tuesday in Aotearoa, we're a day ahead of the US of A, though none of you seem to understard the fact that our planet is a sphere so here's another left titty tuesday skeet to remind you about timezones
sophie's left tittythe time is 0016 on a tuesday morning according to sophie's ntp, that's linked to nz's national time standards servers
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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 05/10/2026
we, trans girls, tend to understand diversity personally, i understand getting shit from young Māori activists 'cos, soz, ur still children in my terms my genetic heritage have been burned at the stake in village squares across the globe you aren't alone unless you choose to be, that's not good
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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 05/10/2026
if you aren't voting for the future that your grandchildren will inherit, have at me, i'll enjoy blocking you do you expect "free speech" debate that you use captured MSM to neuter me with? soz, i don't talk with bigots i'm neutered now, but have grandchildren, oops my trans girl genes, survived
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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 05/10/2026
this is ur chance to take neolib fuckery out of our Aotearoa culture there'll always be be act, nat, nzf, top voting anti-vaxx flat-earth, generally bigoted anti-lgbt+ transphobic whores who value themselves more than their children i'm not gonna tell you how to vote that's your choice
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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 05/10/2026
@wordsshiftminds.bsky.social r u skeetual with soup_? the beta-bsky connections are fraying to be expected, i assume we all figured this would happen
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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 05/10/2026
@wordsshiftminds.bsky.social oops, soz i did a quick post, delete, fixed the typo, repost bsky dot app have improved their infrastructure performance — not the atmosphere performance, that still sucks such that i should stop doing that as an interim solution to edit the skeet
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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 05/10/2026
of course i sometimes think of peking roast duck, that's been a comfort food of mine forever, but the same seasoning on firm tofu with chicken fat works too no apologies, i think chickens are both stupid and vicious, i'm ok with eating them but not my ducks, they're friends
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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 05/10/2026
was warned by one of my sisters that the Grand High Dragonette of the Ancient Order of Terfism and Bigotry — Boganland Chapter, had her knives out for me, again she's inciting her court to be disgusted that i'm feeding a pair of feral ducks in her territory
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Connor Sharp @connorsharp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Made this graph the other day to get an idea of how ungodly expensive the current crop of RoNS are based on Infrastructure Commission research. Compare the cost per lane km, with some 50th percentile benchmarks. Red is post 2023 roads in NZ, yellow pre 2022, and green OECD. #nzpol
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Peter Sime @petesi.me · 05/10/2026
#nzpol
The 4 panel meme of a pigeon doing stand-up. The pigeon says, "I'm announcing a new road". An audience member heckles the pigeon saying "Boo. Get better material!" The pigeon, visibly distressed and speechless consults cue cards, which just say "Roads, roads,roads..."
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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 05/10/2026
rnz.co.nz
Wellington Hospital ED operating under code red about half the time since March
Wellington emergency department nurses say they're struggling to have requests for paid overtime or emergency staff approved, when they need extra hands on shift.
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Huia Sue @huiasue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
NZ #Greens are pledging to restore city centre vibrancy by ensuring market #rent reviews for small #businesses can lower rents, & letting councils run rental auctions for shops & spaces that have been empty for longer than 12 months #PartyVoteGreen✅ #nzpol www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
rnz.co.nz
Greens announce reforms to lower commercial rents, fill empty shops
The Green Party is pledging to restore city centre vibrancy by ensuring market rent reviews for small businesses can lower rents, and letting councils run rental auctions for spaces that have been emp...
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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 05/10/2026
i laughed out loud at this k, my sense of humour is a bit dark
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A TRANS JOKE THAT ISN’T TRANSPHOBIC #standup #comedy #standupcomedy #transgender #lgbt #funny #joke
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James W @jamesw228.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is good but it should be a broad right to repair for electronics, appliances, vehicles etc Not something just narrowly focused on vehicles #nzpol www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
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Labour promises right to repair for cars
Labour is promising a right to repair for cars, ensuring independent mechanics can have access to the manuals, software and tools needed to fix modern cars.
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Dr Dean Knight @drdeanknight.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Act/NZF manifesto proposals to abolish the Waitangi Tribunal or end its contemporary claims jurisdiction are concerning for a number of reasons. Esp troubling is the claim (here eg from NZF) that the tribunal is interfering in the law-making process in an undemocratic way.
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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 05/10/2026
— is there any version of the ai hype cycle that you think is deserved — no Ed Zitron's commentaries are always fun also this is long, i mostly loathe podcasts, but i giggled all the way through ACT NAT NZF want to replace our Public Service with "AI" rotflmao #nzpol
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AI Data Centers Are the Most Speculative Bubble in History w/ Ed Zitron | The 1600
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Russel Norman @russelnorman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nats idiotic motorway fetish will cost Aucklanders dearly. www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/wayne-bro...
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Grumpy Goblin Dawg @loosewheelnz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Whānau. Nephew turns 18 on election day - looking at the www he can register to enrol and on birthday will be atomically enrolled seeing a bit of a grey area here… #nzpol
Screen shot from ‘are you eligible..’ page of vote.nz 
Are you 17 years old?
If you're 17, you can fill out an enrolment form now. On your 18th birthday, we'll automatically enrol you and you'll be ready to vote. Easy.
Enrol now
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Dr. Cassandra Mudgway @legallyfeminist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The next Government can act in its First 100 days, whether or not an under-16 ban is passed. #NoHarmware is calling for regulation that puts at its core: • Transparency • a legal duty of care on platforms • Independent oversight • Te Tiriti o Waitangi #nzpol
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PERFECTLY NORMAL @nzpom.com · 04/10/2026
MOAR ROADS Even a one trick pony occasionally surprises, but not this lot🤣🤣🤣 #nzpol
stuff.co.nz
Luxon promises $800m for Chch roading projects
National says it will fully fund the Belfast to Pegasus Motorway and Woodend Bypass.
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🚄Rob✅✅🚆 @robdickinson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What use is a surplus? They've either taxed too much or not spending enough A quick glance at health makes which abundantly clear #nzpol
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Ol’ ɔıN @hazmat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I absolutely do not trust that the party that spent half a billion on 0 boats is giving accurate numbers coming into an election. #nzpol
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Te Ara Paerangi Com - Research Advocacy Capability @te-ara-paerangi.community · 04/10/2026
I keep thinking that this government has called their destruction of the public research system 'once in a generation reform'. No, that is utter b.s. First it is destruction not reform. Second, Te Ara Paerangi / Future Pathways of the previous government would have been a once in gen. ref. #NZPOL
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Me & Coffee ☕️ @thembird.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I hope Labour & Greens voters in Epsom have heard Goldsmith saying he would love to be an electorate MP & will vote for him. I know that will mean returning a white supremacist to parliament, but it will remove the smirk on Seymour face & probably remove Willis from parliament. #nzpol
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Tony from Welly @tonywelly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One thing I have noticed with RW electioneering is that they shove the less known candidates behind the leaders. Every picture you see Luxon, Willis and others in front and the candidate (ushers) behind. Lefties treat everyone as equals. #nzpol
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Lululamarmiteontoast @lalamarmiteontoast.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My husband & myself worked hard labour jobs through our 40's & 50's I'm 63 & everyday something/everything hurts every joint & any muscles I have left lol Neo liberal libertarian politicians want to raise retirement age knowing that the majority of the working poor will die before 65-70 #nzpol
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Tze Ming Mok 莫志明 @tzemingdynasty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hmm should we prioritise a motorway parallel to the existing motorway that ends up in a destination the existing motorway also goes to
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McKeen Photos (I shoot people and things for money. And fun.) @mckeenphotos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Be goose, do crime.
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Tuesday Next @katita1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh fuck off with your fiscal hole. #nzpol
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Jakob | TheLoyalOrder @theloyalorder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
made a little chart of the main colour used on political party websites because I was interested #nzpol
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Ethan Gullery - Alliance Candidate for Christchurch East @ethangulleryeast.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Turning public goods and services into commercial entities for privatised profit was absurd in 1986 and it's absurd today." The Alliance would progressively buy back the strategic assets sold off in the 80s and 90s, starting with the electricity system. #nzpol
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Alliance Public Ownership and Economic Democracy Policy
The Alliance launches a reverse privatisation plan for essential services, strategic infrastructure and democratic public ownership.
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2covet @2covet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OK, bear with me, Aotearoa, New Zealand, this is a #nzpol 🧵 on the topic of... If Aotearoa New Zealand political leaders were birds...
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Ol’ ɔıN @hazmat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Still waiting for that extra fukn cash in my back pocket there Nicola. STFU liar. #nzpol
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KiwiNikki @kiwinikki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ha! Nats caught in their lies again. #nzpol thespinoff.co.nz/politics/04-...
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Ipsos urges National to withdraw inaccurate claim about its polling on tax | The Spinoff
‘We take the accurate reporting of our research and survey data seriously.’
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CindyBax @cindybax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
NY ... and specifically NYC ... has the fastest growing economy in the US.. So much for the rich moving away in the face of increased taxes: didn't happen. #nzpol www.governor.ny.gov/news/governo...
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Governor Hochul Announces New York Had the Fastest Growing Economy in the Nation During Second Quarter 2026
Governor Hochul announced that New York State had the fastest growing economy in the nation in the second quarter of 2026, according to new data released by the U.S. Department of Commerce’s Bureau of...
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Sean Phelan @sean-phelan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Another great policy announcement from Greens. Tapping into desires for a vibrant left politics. The sensible centrists in the elite ranks of Labour must be feeling seriously outflanked. Keep generating this kind of energy & perhaps they can get over 20% #nzpol www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3610...
stuff.co.nz
Greens promise $2 capped fares and free travel for millions
The Greens are promising free travel for children, students and several other groups, with bus and train fares capped at $2 for everyone else.
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Rosie Sea @dacrispylettuce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What testing are we doing here in NZ? These Australian foods tested are on our shelves #foodsafety #slavelabour #toxicfood #nzpol www.abc.net.au/news/2026-07...
abc.net.au
Duped: Food Exposed — Part 1
Four Corners is the home of Australian investigative journalism.
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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 03/10/2026
just had the apartment block's fire alarm go off everyone standing around shivering at the assembly point fire brigade were here within a couple of minutes, i'm impressed turned out that someone had burned their breakfast, the alarms are quite sensitive
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Les Edwards @makolesedwards.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
TODAY is the day you & your friends, family & whānau need to be enrolled with correct details to receive an EasyVote card. This information on the electoral rolls as at TODAY is used to send out EasyVote cards & print the electoral rolls. Please share far and wide TODAY! #nzpol vote.nz
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Sacha @sachadylan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
' ..ministry managers would respond to complaints or potentially critical queries with face-to-face meetings, a tactic that appeared aimed at avoiding a written email response.' Culture. #NzPol
rnz.co.nz
Whistleblowers offer to aid Education Ministry probe
Education Ministry whistleblowers, who contacted RNZ in the past week, plan to add their voices to an investigation by the Office of the Ombudsman.
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D Jukic She/her @dejanajuk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The lie 1/2 #nzpol compass-group.co.nz/supporting-t...
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Supporting the Ministry of Education Healthy Schools Lunch Program - Compass Group NZ
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