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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 23/10/2026

i chose this approach of remaining vulnerable, i'm not going to resort to violence, even though it's an easy short term solution

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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 23/10/2026

oooh, forgot about this one, would've been a far better response CW: a bit lewd

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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 23/10/2026

CW: this is really gross, it's my lower left rotten fang, with two roots

sophie's lower left fang, dentist sterilised it and sealed it in a plastic bag for me

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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 21/10/2026

a glimpse of sophie at home, reflected in her apartment window

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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 21/10/2026

no girldick today, just legs and toes, if ur into that i'm ok with itt

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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 13/10/2026

happy ducks and no pigeons in sight solved the aerial rat problem by putting rice in a bowl then covering it with water the ducks get it, the pigeons are too stupid to understand

two feral ducks eating rice from a bowl full of water on the deck outside sophie's apartment

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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 05/10/2026

happy sophie maybe i'll try the other tit out tonorriw

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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 05/10/2026

it's Tuesday in Aotearoa, we're a day ahead of the US of A, though none of you seem to understard the fact that our planet is a sphere so here's another left titty tuesday skeet to remind you about timezones

the time is 0016 on a tuesday morning according to sophie's ntp, that's linked to nz's national time standards servers

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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 02/10/2026

i tried to be polite my natural voice after a lot of my life on testosterone centres on D2, when, if, i sing i'm bass or sultry bourban and cigar both work on a phone i'm constantly mis-gendered, repeatedly, especially by MSD staff

a trans girl hamburger

pickles and a few other things

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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 02/10/2026

fraudelent advertising, eh Spark, ditit dit dit followed by a voice message, the person is not available

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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 02/10/2026

only had a bit of rice left for the pair of feral ducks that have adopted my apartment's couple of square metres of lawn as their safe place, so added a few split lentils they prefer rice time to go shopping the aerial rats lost more than a few feathers try to get in on the meal

a pair of feral ducks in sophie's apartment yard, eating rice and lentils

a few pigeons being kept at bay by them

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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 02/10/2026

keep thinking i should try to find a new copy of my Edmonds Cookbook but i never get around to it

image of my mother's copy of the edmonds cookbook, a kiwi classic that i inherited from her

the front and back covers and a couple of pages are long gone

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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 30/09/2026

Webster, Sainte-Laguë, or Schepers method variations used in Aotearoa, Ecuador, Germany, Indonesia, Latvia, and Nepal, Norway and Sweden electionresults.govt.nz/sainte_lague... #nzpol

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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 27/09/2026

was feeling like being comforted more after my lovely lunchtime encounter, so i rolled up in my very furry blanket i love this blanket on my bare skin in so many autistic ND ways

yes i know it looks pink and vaginal, that was accidental

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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 19/09/2026

the subs will figure out what's happening here within dreamspace, the abyss is still a step way — are you trying to define subspace, sōf? — no, sweetie

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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 15/09/2026

it Wednesday here in Aotearoa, but i get the point

one of sophie's servers, bound to NZL's time standards, Wednesday

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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 15/09/2026

being included in IBM's MVS developer chats, 'cos ur company is beta for the next version, is a helluva drug the concentration camp tattoos were precursor IMS/DB keys

a Nazi Germany concentration camp identifier tattoo

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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 14/09/2026

time and culture appropriate lexicons are deffo my happy place how to implement them within current standards is a bit awkward, but not impossible

the x k c d standards meme.

you get it or you don't.

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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 14/09/2026

are you ruuuuurlly sure you wanna fuck with me? don't make me stand up, i'm comfortable atm

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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 14/09/2026

i don't like that Skywalker isn't available as an f-droid install, but i'm also not stupid i'll tolerate this behaviour for usability

too much text to write literally, the skywalker app from android's perspective

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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 13/09/2026

if you ever wanted to seduce me, peking duck, rice with broccoli, and tiny warm cups of little blue bamboo leaf, will make me playdough in your hands

a chinese liquor, sometimes translated as little blue bamboo shoot

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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 13/09/2026

girlduck from last year is returning regularly again brought a new boyfriend with her, i'm not enamoured of him they come in each day and knock on the ranchslider, i give them a handful of rice and a bowl of water, then they sit on the lawn for a while before flying off to the next food source

two theoretically feral ducks eating rice on sōf's tiny apartment lawn

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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 08/09/2026

probably needs a cw: nsfw sōf's current attitude to Aotearoa's politics

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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 31/08/2026

the downside of being retired and having a vampire diurnal metabolism i stared at my 24 hour clock and out at the apartment building's carpark for a while before realising, yes it's 0800 in the morning was wondering why it wasn't dark outside

receipt, it's morning here, lockscreen says oh eight twenty four, not twenty twenty four

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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 29/08/2026

cut to a bunch of bananas these are Eddie's Banana's i've been eating them for years Eddie, my eldest brother's neighbour in Mount Wellington, has a plantation of banana palms in his back yard the wide flat one i'm gonna have to dissect clinically, maybe later today

two bunches of aotaroa grown bananas.

one looks like a double banana

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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 29/08/2026

'cos my teeth are so twisted i've always been able to chew boney, gristley things easily i love chicken feet, but they take a bit of Garfield-level chewing technique they're excellent grinders if i lose that canine i'll have to change the things i eat, not looking forward to that

a garfield cartoon.

throws a whole apple in his mouth, spits out the core, intact.

throws a whole fish in his mouth, spits out the skeleton, intact.

picks up a pie off the plate, lighting of the scene is important here.

throws the whole pie in his mouth, spits out the shadow, intact.

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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 27/08/2026

wtaf spark? at it again ping times averaging 5 seconds to one dot one dot one dot two and ridiculous packet loss

screencap from termux showing absurd ping times and packet loss

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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 26/08/2026

minutiae did anyone pick up on that, no i'm not fluent, i struggle it was just the right thickness to avoid lightstrike on the monitor while sitting on my bed one afternoon translate it urself

a book sitting under a monitor, the title isn't in English

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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 26/08/2026

was walking back to my bed after checking the chicken wing soup and saw myself in the ranchslider, tried to get a pic always think of myself as skinny little blonde, but i might have to rethink that estradiol and proggy are slowly changing those boy hips no i'm not going to crop it as well

sophie, reflected in her apartment's ranch slider

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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 23/08/2026

no, but have been known to hold my vape in the nearest convenient place when not wearing clothes

sophie's vape tucked between her butt cheeks.

just spilled water over the kitchen bench and floor, okay.

vapes don't like getting wet.

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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 23/08/2026

and with the tailscale exit node on a vm on xcp on shitty old junkyard hardware, so two more router jumps internally

screencap from termux, ping times to one dot one dot one dot two, there are more low hundreds of milliseconds times

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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 23/08/2026

it's back again, this is wireless from my phone across four LAN routers to the FWB modem it's the normal pattern

screencap from termux, ping times to one dot one dot one dot two in tens of milliseconds

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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 23/08/2026

jhfc Spark the FWB stopped, rebooted my phone jic, and checked across the cellular data link direct, got 4 second ping times that are usually 30 to 70 ms of course it's between 20:30 and 21:30, happens most nights jhfc Spark

screencap from termux, ping times to one dot one dot one dot two in seconds, not tens of milliseconds

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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 19/08/2026

it's cold in my apartment tonight but not enough that i have to wrap the fluffy blankets over my legs they're used to being out in the wind and rain, my faux wolf fur edged hooded jacket keeps the rest of me toasty-warm outside regardless of the weather but not inside, blankets are for inside

sophie's legs, not covered by her fluffy blankets

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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 18/08/2026

this is what the blade on a loop knife looks like not the Aussie one that was my favourite, but same design properly sharpened it's two scalpels that you hold underhand resect abscesses trim 2 cm thick of hoof cut though bone i'd never fight a farrier holding one

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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 15/08/2026

*giggles* a kiwi guuuuurl license is mine still legal? should dig it out of the paper files from about half a century ago

screencap from new zealand association of radio transmitters website.

text reads as.

the g u r l or general user radio licence for amateur radio operators to give it the full title is the licence covering the operation of amateur radio equipment in new zealand.

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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 13/08/2026

never tried this before today dried mackrel in a chillie sauce just the right size for only one person, three little mackrels, sans-head added some water and minced spinach to make a sauce for a bowl of long grain thai jasmine rice with trans girl pickles on top, natch it worked

smiling fish.

tiny can of dried mackrel with chillie sauce.

thai, probably.

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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 11/08/2026

are you actually transgender sophie, or playing a role? look in my fridge que? pickled gherkins, debate finished

a jar of pickled gherkins, and some cheese, eggs, and spinach, i buy whatever my local dairy carries

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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 11/08/2026

i'm probably as identifiable as it's possible to be in the terms of a government knowing who that meatbag is, and all her history

the fuck yeah i'm an alligator meme, text changed with overstricking to read as fuck yeah i'm trans

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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 11/08/2026

rofl, think bluesky has been active on stuff? www.stuff.co.nz/politics/361...

a stuff dot co dot n z poll about who you would vote for if our current p m is rolled.

lists the likely contenders, and a someone else category.

chris bishop is highest at thirty one percent.

someone else is at twenty two percent

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sophie malice @sophieactual.mitsuko.nz · 09/08/2026

can't remember whose store sold these enamels, they're not Aotearoa if you know, pls add a link to the thread

enamel pin, mermaid in a sort of martini glass

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