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@soitwent.bsky.social
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I said I wouldn’t but here I am, sigh. Elvis/gin/security 📍Chicago She/her #freshpots Opinions are mine alone, not employers, associations, etc.

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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 17h
Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.
From DISCVR blog's Facebook page, a momma bear & a yearling cub on her back in the shallow water.  I think the background has been swapped out, and I can't rule out some AI use there?  God, Facebook has become the social media for AI slop : (

The title of the article, which I link below, is "How Bear 89 earned the name Backpack"
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In the words of my grandma, “well, shit.”
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it's time for playoff basebal
jack white looking upset at a cubs game
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bears!
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Meta Muse appears to read your Apple messages and upload them to the cloud even if you explicitly tell it not to: appleinsider.com/articles/26/...
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am deceased 💀
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Really appreciate this take as a GRC person that works with external auditors and internal tech teams. Getting domcumenterion completed has always been a struggle - it’s not a feature that can make money Even if it can save time and money in the case of an incident
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Damn, feeling especially old since apparently no one knows who Pat Smear is
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I ❤️ Chicago
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Second Great Bisexual Awakening @suesswassersee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy friday, everyone bsky.app/profile/talk...
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don't care what people I'm not in contact with anymore are up to. This is why I could never be a cop with access to Flock data — the other cops would never accept me
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought today was Friday
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Sad Mario with Phone
Alt: Mario checks his phone in the rain then dejectedly trudges along
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Please can we have this one?
Scoreboard at Wrigley field showing cubs tied with the marlins on 9/23/26
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BurbSec East @east.burbsec.com · 23/09/2026
EAST HAS A NEW LOCATION!!! We're across the street from Navigator, at PILOT PROJECT!! THIS THURSDAY, join us for FREE DRINKS on our sponsor, @Aikido.dev!!
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Mayor of Greater Chicagoland @thedazzlingone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That’s right lemme see those slutty lil cardigans 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mark it, y’all! @bsides312.org will be back next June
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Suddenly in a mood to listen to Local H... Can't quite pinpoint why
Screenshot of my phone playing "California Songs" by Chicago legends Local H. Why "California Songs"? Here's the chorus: 

And here we go again
It's never gonna end
We're all so sick of California songs
We know you love L.A
But there's nothing left to say
Please, no more California songs.

(Okay, I left off the last line "And fuck New York too" because in the context of politics it doesn't quite fit these days but in the context of the song it's perfect.)
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If Williams actually starts against the Eagles, there can only be one explanation:
Pope Bob.
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Me opening articles about Caleb Williams youtu.be/t3sD_NI0rcY?...
youtu.be
Break It To Me Gently
YouTube video by Brenda Lee - Topic
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
without downloading new pics, describe your gender
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"We're gonna need a bigger butt"
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! 🔥🔥🔥
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Julia Métraux @juliametraux.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
For @motherjones.com, I looked into how Meta could be using disabled people to promote its Meta glasses to the masses. As one expert told me, “companies have used accessibility...as a Trojan horse for a tool that poses significant privacy and security threats.” www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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Is Meta using disabled people to promote its glasses?
AI glasses are a double-edged sword for disabled people, who face unique risks from surveillance.
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jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s like one day you’re young and exciting and the next day you and your friends are talking about ointment
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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 14/09/2026
everybody is talking about mackelmore but i am no hearing enough "ed sheeran you fucking cowardly pussy, take a stand for something, goddamn it"
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This and a hotdog
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The amount of caffeine in my bloodstream rn would’ve made Jessie Spano see GOD
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ben Folds Phones
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nose ring haver here, can confirm that it’s earth
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jacki @jacki.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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10 Things I Hate About You Movie 10 Things I Hate About You
Alt: 10 Things I Hate About You Movie 10 Things I Hate About You
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
OH: Does ACAB include Sting?!
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
We ❤️ @niseilounge.bsky.social
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
No one told me it was gonna be double Christmas games today
Outdoor bar with two tvs featuring college football games. On the left is Ohio in green v. Nebraska in red, on the right is north Texas in green v. Indiana in red. FTP
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
He spelled my beloved chartreuse as “shartroose” and I just found it hilarious and endearing 💚
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Second Great Bisexual Awakening @suesswassersee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Literally Chicago this week
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It’s amazing how light your heart can feel when you can measure the time til you see your favorite person in hours instead of days, weeks, or months.
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
MVPETE!!
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PCA Tips His Hat
ALT: PCA Tips His Hat
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Post your getaway vehicle
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Oscar Mayer Wienermobile: Get in Loser!
Alt: Oscar Mayer Wienermobile: Get in Loser! We’re going hot doggin’!
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
In last night’s dream I was yet again preaching the ramp gospel and explaining that I liken them to the unicorn of alliums.
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
But seriously, is PCA even real?
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Respect the Wrigley organist playing Kylie Minogue
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Mmhmm
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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✴️Carl✴️Cosmos✴️ @cillic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The Universe can go fuck itself today
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Time to pull the covers over my head and weep
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Frank N Furter Dancing - Rhps
Alt: Tim Curry as Frank N Furter Dancing
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✨Directed by John Carpenter✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Sobbing brb
My idols are dead and my enemies are in power
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SinnamonS @sinnamonscouture.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
#Chicago's Sears Tower is glowing pink tonight to honor Dolly Parton! 💖🌟🙏🏽✨
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