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@soitwent.bsky.social
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I said I wouldn’t but here I am, sigh. Elvis/gin/security 📍Chicago She/her #freshpots Opinions are mine alone, not employers, associations, etc.

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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 20h
Omg, that face
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Praying for you, that heat was relentless.
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Hot Flash Dance Party @misscurly12.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Chicago Cubs marquee sign that says Shut the fuck up about Chicago, you don't live here designed by Harebrained.
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 23/07/2025
corn dogs are just meat twinkies
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Andy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
my favorite and most lincoln park memory is when a 7-8 year old was throwing a tantrum with her parents as I walked past them at lincoln and montrose and the girl screamed “but I don’t WANT to practice mindfulness!!!!!!”
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yes, multi view and single channel too
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 03/10/2026
You'd think that the Democratic party would be making hay over their opposition's biggest donor fighting to let his bot keep making revenge porn.
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Maybe give her bum a lil tap from me ❤️
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is that a kraut and zucchini mixture?
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I apparently have this blocked
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula
Cover of Bunnicula, A Rabbit-Tale of Mystery book
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Love you both SO MUCH!
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
HBD!
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So sorry for another loss so quickly but what a love story they leave to your family.
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Was thinking this too
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He’s the best
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.
From DISCVR blog's Facebook page, a momma bear & a yearling cub on her back in the shallow water.  I think the background has been swapped out, and I can't rule out some AI use there?  God, Facebook has become the social media for AI slop : (

The title of the article, which I link below, is "How Bear 89 earned the name Backpack"
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That cake DID look sumptuous as hell
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In the words of my grandma, “well, shit.”
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it's time for playoff basebal
jack white looking upset at a cubs game
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Might have a couple two, tree beers to celebrate
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bears!
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Meta Muse appears to read your Apple messages and upload them to the cloud even if you explicitly tell it not to: appleinsider.com/articles/26/...
appleinsider.com
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am deceased 💀
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Really appreciate this take as a GRC person that works with external auditors and internal tech teams. Getting domcumenterion completed has always been a struggle - it’s not a feature that can make money Even if it can save time and money in the case of an incident
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Heh, his face
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Damn, feeling especially old since apparently no one knows who Pat Smear is
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’VE BEEN THERE!
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Also the moon looks pretty fuckin cool right now
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I ❤️ Chicago
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Some of the very best nerds I know ❤️
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s the eyes with the open mouth combo that got me; maybe he wants to make it his dating profile
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
High life, nice
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Second Great Bisexual Awakening @suesswassersee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy friday, everyone bsky.app/profile/talk...
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don't care what people I'm not in contact with anymore are up to. This is why I could never be a cop with access to Flock data — the other cops would never accept me
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought today was Friday
static.klipy.com
Sad Mario with Phone
Alt: Mario checks his phone in the rain then dejectedly trudges along
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Please can we have this one?
Scoreboard at Wrigley field showing cubs tied with the marlins on 9/23/26
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BurbSec East @east.burbsec.com · 23/09/2026
EAST HAS A NEW LOCATION!!! We're across the street from Navigator, at PILOT PROJECT!! THIS THURSDAY, join us for FREE DRINKS on our sponsor, @Aikido.dev!!
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Mayor of Haunted Trails and Fright Fest @thedazzlingone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That’s right lemme see those slutty lil cardigans 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A couple more votes for this one. My boyfriend and I both make a decent amount of cocktails at home and we each have this one
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mark it, y’all! @bsides312.org will be back next June
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Suddenly in a mood to listen to Local H... Can't quite pinpoint why
Screenshot of my phone playing "California Songs" by Chicago legends Local H. Why "California Songs"? Here's the chorus: 

And here we go again
It's never gonna end
We're all so sick of California songs
We know you love L.A
But there's nothing left to say
Please, no more California songs.

(Okay, I left off the last line "And fuck New York too" because in the context of politics it doesn't quite fit these days but in the context of the song it's perfect.)
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hell yeah I appreciate this!
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If Williams actually starts against the Eagles, there can only be one explanation:
Pope Bob.
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Me opening articles about Caleb Williams youtu.be/t3sD_NI0rcY?...
youtu.be
Break It To Me Gently
YouTube video by Brenda Lee - Topic
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
without downloading new pics, describe your gender
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"We're gonna need a bigger butt"
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Kourtney @soitwent.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! 🔥🔥🔥
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