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Michael

@sofaer.bsky.social
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I live in Manhattan and I like chocolate and songs.

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David C Bell @moviehooligan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
If you’re wondering what the vibe is going into the midterms the New England fall fair I went to today had a crochet guillotine for sale.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/10/2026
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Recipe For Disaster theonion.com/recipe-for-disaster
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Recipe For Disaster
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Six months ago:
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DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo...
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Senator Chris Van Hollen @vanhollen.senate.gov · 08/10/2026
Julián Curo-Churata, a 47-year-old father of 2 from Laurel, MD, died in ICE custody last month. Julián was the 37th person to die in ICE detention in the past year. There must be a full independent investigation into his death. Not another dime for this lawlessness.
Laurel father and husband died in ICE custody in Louisiana
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
All AI generated content can do is waste your time. It is, in this sense, stealing your life, the precious finite time you have on this earth from you, every second you are forced to interact with it, forcing you to look at its meaninglessness. It is a mindless vampire.
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Dr Abeba Birhane @abeba.blacksky.app · 11/09/2026
OpenAI did not "lose control", the agents did not go "rogue" and there is no "swarm" that "escaped". all control and responsibility remains firmly in the hands of these "frontier" labs. most importantly this "rogue" narrative is an intentional and strategic marketing PR
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Steers That Look Like Pete Hegseth
Pic of a Hereford steer facing directly into the cameraPic of Pete Hegseth looking head-on into camera
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
How do we feel about the term Vichy Democrats? Too much?
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I am riding in his car trunk I am so glad I am riding in his car trunk I am so glad I am riding in his car trunk I'm printing emails I am riding in his car trunk!
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The Natile Harp situation is just What if Garfield had Hired Chuck Guiteau.
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Chance the Lawyer @chancethelawyer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
attorney general? more like attorney specific amirite
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Planter's being offered a really nice job at an oil company if he stays in the race and on the other hand his reward for dropping out will be ridicule for life. But I'm sure he's a good guy with the public interest at heart.
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Robyn Swirling @rswirling.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I hope they recognize that ignoring, excusing, even celebrating the earlier red flags means that they forced multiple women to go through the anguish of telling their rape stories publicly, with their names attached, in the newspaper. It is their fault Racicot and Fifield are experiencing this pain.
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Blue Skies In Utah @papabear333.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 22/06/2026
Affected: Most Apple devices from 2018-2021. iPhone XR / XS / XS Max iPhone 11 / 11 Pro / 11 Pro Max iPhone SE (2nd gen) iPad (8th and 9th gen) iPad Air (3rd gen) iPad mini (5th gen) Apple Watch Series 4/5 Apple Watch SE (1st gen) Apple TV 4K (2nd gen) HomePod mini Studio Display
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The bull case for SpaceX is that the US Government will pay XAI as much money for MilGrok as Elon wants, with no regard to value received, and there is no one who can stop it.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
in a way, isn’t causing men to crash out before she’s even done anything just proof that Lupita is perfect for Helen of Troy
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I've got two pianos, four grand pianos, and eight great grand pianos.
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Talking to myself like buffalo bill it puts its shoes on and gets us coffee
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Stilgherrian @stilgherrian.com · 23/04/2026
My attention has been drawn to this delightful image.
Photo of an old newspaper clipping. A US Air Force member is looking at a glass door bearing the legend: COMMANDER LIEUTENANT COLONEL SERGEANT PRIVATE".

Text: A perplexed A3C Dennis A White hesitates worriedly at the entrance to his commander's door at Langley Air Force Base, Va. The door — and title — belong to Lt. Col. Charles Sergeant, commander of the 4,500th Air Base Wing supply unit. White, 19, is a supply clerk and joined Air Force in January, 1966 after he graduated from high school in Schoharie, N.Y. (AP)
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Elizabeth Bear @matociquala.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Look, for my money the absolute game changer technologies right now are batteries and biosciences, not statistically modeling a mid conversation, but you do you.
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
If they really thought we were being left behind they'd be quietly cackling in their lairs, not on TV telling us about it.
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
It's a problem that legal academic norms allow a fundamentally dishonest person like Wurman to operate
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Ghoul-in’ Dickey @colindickey.com · 16/04/2026
Friendly Fyre Festival
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
The conservative project is hollow, and removing the madman at its head would require admitting that. Better to rule over the ashes.
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
The US Government does not control which of the people who live here are legitimate. The US Government's legitimacy flows from the people who live here. If it denied its citizenship to locals it delegitimizes only itself.
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Chet Faliszek @chetsucks.com · 09/03/2026
A cool idea
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 09/03/2026
Yesterday I filmed several baby birds walking across a street directly at my camera and asked Bluesky to suggest music Several dozen folks did Some even dubbed music over the original clip. I haven't been able to get this out of my head. So I give you A Bluesky exclusive: Reservoir Ducks 🐣 🪶
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Arts | From Ornette Coleman to Peter Brötzmann, our critic picks five free jazz records that capture President Trump’s loose, improvisational approach to war with Iran.
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I was trying to cling to some hope of a miracle but no winning strategy involves rivers of burning oil in the streets of Tehran.
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
It's a real good sign for Democrats that Republicans are running for office by pretending to be Democrats.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
laylo.com/mountaingoat... If you know me, you know that I make more jokes on here than doing promotion of my stuff. Just a heads up that we are pretty blown away by the pre-sale numbers on the Carnegie show, thank you all so much, if you want in here is the link!
laylo.com
Laylo
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Regime change but it's rerolling a character in World if Xeen
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Very clever war strategy by Trump to pre-destroy the White House.
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Getting nationalized at something around their most recent valuation could be the best outcome for Anthropic.
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Donald Trump is a rapist (laudatory)
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HATE Mulgrew @josie.zone · 23/02/2026
This is literally what you have done to me today @cashbrowns.bsky.social:
Nancy ponders herself pondering the panel
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Ok I know your leg hurts and you're angry but it won't bring justice to lose your cool and try to dispose of the bear trap. We must work together to restore the trap to its proper state: armed right outside your door.
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
This is the second time an ICE employee has been arrested in in a Bloomington, MN underage sex trafficking sting www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I feel like I'm losing my goddamnned mind. This op-ed was written by Kathrine Mangu-Ward. Katherine is editor-in-chief of Reason magazine. Reason fired @shikhadalmia.bsky.social for being too anti-Trump.
nytimes.com
Opinion | Libertarians Tried to Warn You About Trump
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Willie Lewis and the News New wave Will climbed Jeffrey’s ladder, but naturally his duets with the mogul have Post workers wondering if they’re working for a living or if this is it. We’re cruising together back to the future of the Gilded Age— I guess it’s hip to be square. by Maureen Dowd
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 07/02/2026
Hey, folks in CT-3! If you want your district to have a Democratic primary, you gotta sign a petition! This video from @denoble.bsky.social explains the whole deal - check it out!
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Misha Goss @spoketension.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Death Camp For Cutie over here
a shopping mall emo/indie kid who is somehow also an ICE thug
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Can't Minnesota subpoena Palantír or whoever for searches about Pretti in the two weeks below he was shot? These things being private should make them reachable right?
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
It's Morbin' Time with Tony Dukopil
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Bennett Tomlin @bft.wtf · 29/01/2026
Democrats are insufficiently partisan
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Bari forkin em
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I am introducing the Cut It Out And This Time I Really Mean It bill. It provides an additional $57 billion to the murder goons but they will agree to wear business casual Monday through Thursday and if they do any murders they have to put a dollar in this jar.
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Imagine being a total shit bag racist and seeing a city full of the Viking types that you claim to be fighting for come out in force and with honor to reject you completely.
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