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Michael

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I live in Manhattan and I like chocolate and songs.

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David C Bell @moviehooligan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
If you’re wondering what the vibe is going into the midterms the New England fall fair I went to today had a crochet guillotine for sale.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/10/2026
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Recipe For Disaster theonion.com/recipe-for-disaster
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Recipe For Disaster
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Six months ago:
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DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo...
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Senator Chris Van Hollen @vanhollen.senate.gov · 08/10/2026
Julián Curo-Churata, a 47-year-old father of 2 from Laurel, MD, died in ICE custody last month. Julián was the 37th person to die in ICE detention in the past year. There must be a full independent investigation into his death. Not another dime for this lawlessness.
Laurel father and husband died in ICE custody in Louisiana
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wild that Donald Trump didn't stay bought.
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is all still inside the frame of his power! It would be much stronger to write and publish stories about his administration without seeking comment.
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
being!
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Can I ask you to show it with the first derivative of mortgage rates?
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Glengarry Glen Ross is better but maybe less conservative
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
SPEEDTHEPLOW
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
All AI generated content can do is waste your time. It is, in this sense, stealing your life, the precious finite time you have on this earth from you, every second you are forced to interact with it, forcing you to look at its meaninglessness. It is a mindless vampire.
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Dr Abeba Birhane @abeba.blacksky.app · 11/09/2026
OpenAI did not "lose control", the agents did not go "rogue" and there is no "swarm" that "escaped". all control and responsibility remains firmly in the hands of these "frontier" labs. most importantly this "rogue" narrative is an intentional and strategic marketing PR
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Maybe people had speculative bets open, tried to sell the news, and there wasn't demand to absorb it.
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Liberty University online social work school? Is she training to staff a crisis pregnancy center?
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Was this put in by rulemaking? Is there a statute behind it?
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Steers That Look Like Pete Hegseth
Pic of a Hereford steer facing directly into the cameraPic of Pete Hegseth looking head-on into camera
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
How do we feel about the term Vichy Democrats? Too much?
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
He's the first person to ever think that his generation is unworthy of the divine grace and the sacrifice it came through. It can be hard to get one's mind around a truly new idea.
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I am riding in his car trunk I am so glad I am riding in his car trunk I am so glad I am riding in his car trunk I'm printing emails I am riding in his car trunk!
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The Natile Harp situation is just What if Garfield had Hired Chuck Guiteau.
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a YouTube anti-vaxer. Your normal concerned individual will immediately begin a conversation about tradeoffs as with an equal. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the moron heart. Tell the dumb fuck to shut up. He knows already.
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Seriously
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It's Jordon with an o
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Chance the Lawyer @chancethelawyer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
attorney general? more like attorney specific amirite
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Like Axl says you have to use your iiiusiu
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Could be that discovery on the point would be bad
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
You're telling me that's not a photo of Lindsey Graham?
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Count Binface has a secret child?
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Planter's being offered a really nice job at an oil company if he stays in the race and on the other hand his reward for dropping out will be ridicule for life. But I'm sure he's a good guy with the public interest at heart.
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Ahh the media is controlled and only tells lies for the benefit of the donors especially AIPAC. I wonder who the secret enemy is.
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I was wondering where the defenders would turn for tactice, and Lugenpresse makes sense, yeah. On brand.
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Robyn Swirling @rswirling.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I hope they recognize that ignoring, excusing, even celebrating the earlier red flags means that they forced multiple women to go through the anguish of telling their rape stories publicly, with their names attached, in the newspaper. It is their fault Racicot and Fifield are experiencing this pain.
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Blue Skies In Utah @papabear333.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Plenty of the data breaches in the early weeks amount to espionage and maybe we could hang some of those people.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 22/06/2026
Affected: Most Apple devices from 2018-2021. iPhone XR / XS / XS Max iPhone 11 / 11 Pro / 11 Pro Max iPhone SE (2nd gen) iPad (8th and 9th gen) iPad Air (3rd gen) iPad mini (5th gen) Apple Watch Series 4/5 Apple Watch SE (1st gen) Apple TV 4K (2nd gen) HomePod mini Studio Display
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Are there war drums involved?
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The bull case for SpaceX is that the US Government will pay XAI as much money for MilGrok as Elon wants, with no regard to value received, and there is no one who can stop it.
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
This has to be steganography
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Would the SpaceX shares he gets from that be subject to a lockup?
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
It's crazy. The entrenched bureaucrats deeply want to help. That's why he was able to make it happen so fast!
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The networks are dying, the model doesn't work anymore. That's why they are willing to burn these previously valuable properties this way.
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Reminds of one of the greats youtube.com/shorts/pWyOr...
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she stole my broccoli casserole recipe – internet drama part 2
YouTube video by Lubalin
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
You can move from Total Stock to Dow Jones or something if you want to avoid tech exposure right now.
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Their hour is now. Stand down, it is their time.
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Ok you're just being pedantic right?
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
They weren't willing to kill suburban wine moms. This money fully arms the guys who are.
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
They're not unimportant though, they're his private army and the money is for guns.
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Michael @sofaer.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
It won't actually get him anything
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
in a way, isn’t causing men to crash out before she’s even done anything just proof that Lupita is perfect for Helen of Troy
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I've got two pianos, four grand pianos, and eight great grand pianos.
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