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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 8h
True poster's bushido is committing to a lifestyle of posts that are of no value to anyone
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 17h
❤️
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
heavy is the crown that weighs a lot
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
my mate yesterday: yeah they're into polygamy me: polyamory, polygamy is marriages him: but they *are* married me: yes but only to each other him: no you've lost me again
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
building a brighter yesterday
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
a good source tells me Meat Loaf returned from the dead yesterday
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 18h
can't decide which one to not watch first
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Joe Baxter-Webb @indiegameclinic.bsky.social · 18h
time to cause an international pronunciation incident with BOMBATO
just an guy and his bombato
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 18h
Living in a @chloecumming.bsky.social picture
A squashed orange plastic cone that has been run over by the side of the road
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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 06/10/2026
BTW I know some people are not buying books on Kindle, but this is my favourite/funniest/most horriblest craft book that I wish I had had when I was starting out, it's $4 on Kindle, and it doesn't appear to be on sale at Kobo! www.amazon.ca/Write-Novel-...
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How Not to Write a Novel: 200 Classic Mistakes and How to Avoid Them—A Misstep-by-Misstep Guide
How Not to Write a Novel: 200 Classic Mistakes and How to Avoid Them—A Misstep-by-Misstep Guide eBook : Mittelmark, Howard, Newman, Sandra: Amazon.ca: Kindle Store
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
heard someone get flustered and say coleen wayney once
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
sally rooney implies the existence of sally vardy
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m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
wife: why r u putting garlic in ur pants me: so dracula won’t try to eat my ass wife: why would dracula try to eat ur ass me: he won’t. the garlic- r u even listening
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Started a post about how I'm not scared of Pennywise and would just kick him in his stupid clown balls but then I thought why risk it, dumb to even put myself on his radar, who needs the grief
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 19h
hey thanks for letting me house-sit this weekend, is it okay if my friend unpredictable keith pops over
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
that lasagne awakened something within me, derek
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
this week on boner crisis i'll be joined by britain's youngest derek and some guy with weird feet
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
shouting is derek there through every letterbox until a derek appears then saying wrong derek and carrying on up & down the streets forever
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
please, call me derek. mr shitbox was my father
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Tesco Finest isn't just a range, Derek, it's a new way of seeing the world
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milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 19h
I don't think ADHD or autism is over diagnosed but I do think people with it make too much short form video content about it
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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 19h
Taking my copies of Conversations with Friends to the police for the Rooney Amnesty and being given a freshly printed Jeffrey Archer novel for each one I bring in
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Simon @hungryhatter.bsky.social · 19h
A nice "Ain't technology wonderful" moment - Dad's not been able to use the phone for about 20 years due to his deafness, and he had a cochlear implant put in a few months back. Took a while to bed in, but I've just had a proper chat with him on the phone for the first time in roughly 2 decades.
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 19h
that's a wonderful thing to read mate...chuffed for you, him and the whole family ❤️
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 19h
i don't know if AI is conscious or not but if i have to be why should it get special treatment
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Sham of The Dead @brucef0rte.io · 19h
Watching the Vasectomies Done Quick charity stream. Gruesome but oddly wholesome
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Notorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
good evening
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
what age do kids usually lose their milk eyes
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 20h
surprisingly little attention so far to the British version - no doubt not the only one - of the Pelicot case in France. Over a dozen men charged here. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
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Pensioner pleads guilty to raping woman drugged by husband
Graham Brougham, 74, was one of a number of men invited to sexually assault victim while she was unconscious
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 21h
whenever i see a gryphon i think what the heck
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
is it silly to change my name to alphonse
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
liven up a trip to the shop by getting them to throw the change into your mouth
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
i love it when the clocks change it's like are we getting the future early tonight or extending the past i forget
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 22h
Relatable
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 22h
What did it want
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 23h
Honestly, no wonder people shoot them
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 23h
Asked him what he wants and he stared at me and said "the truth about area 51, bitch" then he called me a dipshit and flew in front of a lorry 🤷‍♂️
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Pheasant visitor
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
hello, and welcome to Britain's Strongest Smell
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
i've never seen squid game bc i disapprove of other countries
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
i have never seen a picture of spongebob squarepants that did not fully disgust me
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
will i understand the odyssey if i haven't seen any other shakespeare
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
never seen a cat
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
My phone prefers a geological definition of 'new'
Phone gallery alert:

New Story
3 years ago
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Dial 999 Emergency Number
ALT: Dial 999 Emergency Number
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
found a loophole and legally adopted my neighbours against their will, they're upstairs sulking about it
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Tracy King @tracyking.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Journo request: those who have read my memoir know it opens with a child exorcism. I am looking for other people who were exorcised as a child or otherwise dramatically affected by religion, or whose child was exorcised. Can be anonymous. DMs open, shares appreciated. Thank you.
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
the above poster's pinned post: 

If you can't handle the world responding to your comments, then don't post comments for the world to see.
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
mfer said the form
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Morgan Johnson @poormojo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads
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