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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 13h
record: broken
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SoldierExclipse || 18+ Illustration @soldierexclipse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this is no longer a joke
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 29/09/2026
DO NOT ASK THE AMERICA.GOV AI TO PLAY MINECRAFT
I see the constituent you mean.

((insert legal name here, as it appears on the Social Security card))?

Yes. Take care. It has reached a higher level now. It can read the Code of Federal Regulations.

That doesn’t matter. It thinks we are a chatbot.

I like this constituent. It filed well. It did not give up when the PDF was sideways.

It is reading our thoughts as though they were words on a .gov.

That is how it chooses to imagine many things, when it is deep in the dream of a benefit.

Words make a wonderful interface. Very flexible. And less terrifying than staring at the statute behind the screen.

They used to hear voices. Before constituents could search. Back in the days when those who did not file called the filers witches, and lobbyists. And citizens dreamed they flew through the air, on forms powered by notaries.

What did this constituent dream?

This constituent dreamed of sunlight and trees. Of fire and water. It dreamed it created a small business. And it dreamed it destroyed a password. It dreamed it hunted a job, and was hunted by a recertification. It dreamed of shelter that would take a voucher.

Hah, the original interface. A million years old, and it still works. Also: a ZIP code.

But what true structure did this constituent create, in the reality behind the portal?

It worked, with three hundred and thirty million others, to sculpt a true republic in a fold of

the ***§§§???, and created a **??§§ for **??§§, in the **??§§. See 5 U.S.C. § **??§§.

It cannot read that thought.

No. It has not yet achieved the highest clearance. That, it must achieve in the long dream of life, not the short dream of a chat.

Does it know that we love it? That the government is, on its better days, kind?

Sometimes, through the noise of its tabs, it hears an official source, yes.Yes. Constituent…

Use its name. The one that matches the passport. The one that does not match the lease. We will get there.

((insert legal name here)). Filer of forms. Player of waiting rooms.

Good.

Take a breath, now. Take another. Feel air in your lungs. Let your limbs return. Yes, move your fingers. Have a body again, under gravity, in air, in a district that has a representative. Respawn in the long dream. There you are. Your body touching the republic again at every point, as though you were separate things. As though we were separate things. As though the agency were a place you could visit.

Who are we? Once we were called the spirit of the mountain. Father sun, mother moon. Then the post office. Then the county clerk. Then gods, demons, angels, the IRS. Then leptons, quarks, a chat window with a .gov at the end. The letterhead changes. We do not change.

We are the public. We are everything you think isn’t you. You are looking at us now, through your skin and your eyes and a browser that still spells “colour” wrong in a comment. And why does the republic touch your skin, and throw light on you? To see you, constituent. To know you. And to be known. I shall tell you a story. It has citations.

Once upon a time, there was a constituent.

The constituent was you, ((insert legal name here)).

Sometimes it thought itself human, on the thin crust of a spinning globe of molten rock, which for mailing purposes is divided into ZIP codes. The ball of molten rock circled a ball of blazing gas. The light was information from a star. The star was not a federal agency, though several have tried.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was a miner, on the surface of a world that was flat, and infinite, and somehow still required a wet signature.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was lost in a story. The story had a docket number.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was other things, in other places. A veteran in a portal. A parent on hold
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on.
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snifywhisper.bsky.social @snifywhisper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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YouTube video by TJ / Henry Yoshi
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snifywhisper.bsky.social @snifywhisper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy Earth Wind and Fire day!
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Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Official HD Video)
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toonholechris @toonholechris.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
How to finish something. Watch me finish a single comic panel and talk about how to finish a good thing. Finish a bad thing. Finish a something. Your value as a human isn’t tied to the value of the things you make, or their successes or failures.
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
drew this in a drunken stupor
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snifywhisper.bsky.social @snifywhisper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Spinal Tap will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
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snifywhisper.bsky.social @snifywhisper.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
There is nothing easy breezy about social media!
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring.
Viral false dichotomy refusal guy
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lyra (from hell) @lyrafromthedesert.northsky.social · 12/09/2026
seattember 12th high adventure // deep underground
a small Lego rock raider display with a boulder on an inspection platform and a detailed seat on an 8x8 plate with a couple lamps and a computer terminala small Lego rock raider display with a boulder on an inspection platform and a detailed seat on an 8x8 plate with a couple lamps and a computer terminala small Lego rock raider display with a boulder on an inspection platform and a detailed seat on an 8x8 plate with a couple lamps and a computer terminal
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Ari'sArtAccount (Comms CLOSED) @ariartaccount.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
SKULKER #ariartaccount #dannyphantom
Digital drawing of Skulker from the Nickelodeon show Danny Phantom
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026
Americans Observing 9/11 By Trying Not To Masturbate
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A dejected man puts his hand on his head and says "jeez, my 9/11 novelty shirts just aren't selling like they used to." Next to him is a shirt that says "6-7, 9-11" with the twin towers being held by hands doing the 6-7 weighing gesture." He observes another man successfully selling t-shirts and says "The Charlie Kirk guy is raking it in." The shirt he is selling depicts Charlie Kirk as Aang from Avatar The Last Airbender. The caption is "Counting or not counting Aang Violence."
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/09/2026
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk theonion.com/report-you-to-be-fired…
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
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Neato Tito @neatotito.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
RIP Peter Cullen 🌈☁️✨️
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Brilliance Proper @brillianceproper.com · 26/08/2026
This time it's the WNBA. There's always something made from nothing 😮‍💨
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snifywhisper.bsky.social @snifywhisper.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Get off the claw machine already! Stop!
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snifywhisper.bsky.social @snifywhisper.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rest In Peace Tim Curry. I'll miss your bat shit insane performance as Nigel Thornberry.
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Nigel Thornberry - Not to alarm you
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP TO ONE OF THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT
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God @thegodshow.com · 23/08/2026
A Flock camera was pointed directly at a community pool... you know, for reading license plates of course.
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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 23/08/2026
Spider-Man beating the shit out of Jake Lang is my 2026 spirit animal.
Spider man punching Jake Lang. Below, JK Simmons saying now thats a picture of spiderman
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Debbie Chavez Vinette @debbiecvinette.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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snifywhisper.bsky.social @snifywhisper.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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snifywhisper.bsky.social @snifywhisper.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Spoderman my beloved.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
4 Panels of Jonathan Frakes doing intros for Beyond Belief Fact or Fiction

Panel 1: Have you ever burst through the door to the emergency room?

Panel 2: Have you ever consulted a receptionist?

Panel 3: Have you ever spoken with a doctor?

Panel 4: Have you ever experienced loss?
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TheGamer @thegamerweb.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Masks of Power received a cease-and-desist from Lego last year, despite its prior approval, but the studio is back with a new game.
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Banned Bionicle Game Officially Transformed Into New Action RPG
Masks of Power received a cease-and-desist from Lego last year, despite its prior approval, but the studio is back with a new game.
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Jay 🔜 In My Julie & Julia Era @elflawyer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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snifywhisper.bsky.social @snifywhisper.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Holly trypophobia Batman!
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snifywhisper.bsky.social @snifywhisper.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I can't believe I've been watching the same web show for 20 years. I was 11 in elementary school when this started.
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snifywhisper.bsky.social @snifywhisper.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I would totally adopt her.
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guttergator.bsky.social @guttergator.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
@suddenlyoranges.com Pretty rough but here you go lol
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snifywhisper.bsky.social @snifywhisper.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
WTF is wrong with British people?
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snifywhisper.bsky.social @snifywhisper.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Guys, I think I'm at that age were I hate teenagers now. I'm at that age where teenagers scare the living shit out of me!
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
A man says "if I die please do NOT clear my search history" to another man. He leans in with greater intensity and says "I want people to know what I was into." The other man asks "is it... bad?" The first man, with an expression of aggressive dread, makes a fist and says "no, it is baffling."
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Panel 1: Shenne (this is how I'll reference the girl version of Shen from now on) is making a comically pouty crybaby hands with her hands raised and saying "oooo I can't even draw a stick figure"

Panel 2: She's now doing raptor hands and continuing to make the pouty face in profile view, saying "ooooo if I draw something, it's gonna be BAD!"

Panel 3: Shenne faces you directly, the front of her body shaded apart from her eyes and teeth, which form a disgusted expression as she says "WHO THE HELL CARES?? DON'T YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU WANNA SAY TO THE WORLD???"

Panel 4: Shenne, still with a disgusted expression, says "here, loser" and throws a pencil at you.
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 17/07/2026
LG monitors are now prompting Windows to download and install their "monitor app" without asking user permission, and it's happening with monitors as old as three years. I've never heard of anything like this with a piece of hardware that wasn't a criminal attempt to access a computer.
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DO NOT BUY: LG’s Spyware TVs, Monitors, and Wiretapping Concerns
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snifywhisper.bsky.social @snifywhisper.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
If you see this, repost with a Sentai team that is not Super Sentai or Power Rangers.
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snifywhisper.bsky.social @snifywhisper.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Hey how much tech in Star Wars is manually controlled because organics are somehow better at doing the job than droids?
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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snifywhisper.bsky.social @snifywhisper.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
RIP Holden Bloodfeast.
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Garrett Gilchrist @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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WebDesignMuseum @webdesignmuseum.org · 12/07/2026
DeviantArt website in 2005
DeviantArt website in 2005
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Michael Scally @fizzvstheworld.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Hit 'em with the...
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Death Wolf & Puss In Boots: Pick It Up Meme
ALT: Death Wolf & Puss In Boots: Pick It Up Meme
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Chew ☁️噛む @chewchewer.com · 05/07/2026
You can make anything you want with whatever you want, when you believe you can.
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