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riley snailcat! 🐌

@snailcat69.bsky.social
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22 he/him + ey/em/eir + meow everyones favorite something would prefer if minors stayed out, thanks ok?

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Remember, embodying the spirit of straight animals is actually more gay.
A soft-focus image of a bunny with green text overlay. The text reads: "WARRIOR AFFIRMATIONS. I AM A BUNNY. I can hop as high as a bunny and be as cute as a bunny, but that does NOT mean I am as GAY as a BUNNY."
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Awen🟨⬜️🟪⬛️ @0awen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
celery
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swift @fursecuted.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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maindain @maindain.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
posting the gif i made here too #undertale
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
losing my mind at how ruthless this sentence is
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They want to drive a wooden stake into my heart for pulling my cock out at the Toronto Blue Jays game. All I'm saying is I paid for the tickets
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Goddess Draevra 💙🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @drgn.beauty · 08/04/2026
tumblr is great sometimes
Screenshot of a tumblr post:

aflo: "if you're washed chopped and cooked then you might be vegetables"

broken-horn-of-equius: A picture of Vegeta from Dragon Ball Z pensively standing in the rain with his eyes closed.
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WAYNERADIOTV @wayneradio.tv · 27/09/2026
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riley snailcat! 🐌 @snailcat69.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
being plural is awesome. look at my bugs -> 🐌🐈🐄🦮🦝🫧
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LB 🩵💖🧡🖤💜 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 07/05/2026
here u go u sickos
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serpy @dogmouthed.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
moegrub
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SpookyLightning @robbiejobobby.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Felt inspired
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riley snailcat! 🐌 @snailcat69.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
just finished woodworking a novel by emily st james
blood explosion from little stick figure illustration (he just read woodworking a novel by emily st james)
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 18/09/2026
what cis people fail to understand about transphobia is that it's not "treating trans men as women and trans women as men," it's "constantly occupying the status of Third-Sexed Unhuman who can be gendered in whichever way is most convenient at any given moment"
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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🎃 Tamummy Crossbones ☠️ @hekkabecca.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
boss, the fascism
Tumblr post by user Nitewrighter that reads:
Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? 

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.
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V SparksV @sparksv.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A meme image of Spike from the anime Cowboy Bebop saying "I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me" subtitled. But "woman" changed to "music".
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 16/09/2026
A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago
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❤️jamie p!💚 @jamies.page · 18/09/2026
Magnificent Festivities
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✦ sliv ✦ @slivertooth.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
important contribution to the discourse: they have taken my favorite shape
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
how to become more ethereal, gendereless, androgynous
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mollystars { comms 20% OFF!! } @mollystars.dev · 05/09/2026
reminder that discord's trying to reintroduce their "Global Age Verification" as of very recently. if you haven't cancelled your nitro, do it! if you know other people who haven't, let them know abt this. not giving them anything as long as paypros/the gov keep being a bunch of pussies about this
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Psynwav @psynwav.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Timmy Turner Meme comic panel "Please God let this happen because it would be so fucking funny."
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QTori 🍣 @qtori.art · 04/09/2026
Reposting this cause it keeps happening
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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 02/09/2026
news
US map with a Skeleton burning in hell overlayed on it. NYC is marked with a puppy and a rainbow
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riley snailcat! 🐌 @snailcat69.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
so im like plural i guess
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Wack'd 🏳️‍⚧️ @wackd.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
if we're having this debate again i might as well post my take on it: that frank n furter's many crimes are not to be taken literally, but rather as a device to explore how the queer community can be real dicks to each other but at least we're better than the straights
okay so in my experience there are two primary readings of the film

the first is the "unintentionally bad" reading. in this, all involved have missed the optics of making frank, the film's sole transvestite, into a rapist murderer in the pursuit of mindless campy fun. the second is the "intentionally bad" reading, where richard o'brien's current awful sentiments about trans women were exactly the same fifty years ago, and he consciously made a hateful hit piece against a whole community that was either elevated by cis gays or through some unknown mechanism recuperated by the trans community

but like. if you watch the movie even remotely carefully, a thing no one does because they're all busy screaming over it, there's a big obvious hole in both these readings: frank being dangerous and evil is a viewpoint put forth in the movie itself, first by an actual factual nazi, and then by an aggrieved incestuous couple with a petty grudge. now, i don't know about you, but it doesn't seem to me like those guys are supposed to be reliable speakers of moral truth?

granted, i don't think frank is supposed to be a straightforwardly pleasant person, let alone the film's actual moral core. but i also don't think his actions are meant to be read literally, the same way no murder in film is ever actually *about* the ethics of murder. we need to look at his actions in the context of the film as a whole, one that is operating in a hightened reality. surely we can all agree o'brien is not, inadvertently or deliberately, trying to paint all trans people as cannibals and frankenstein-esque reanimators. and we need to look at the grievances of his, y'know, actual victims, so to speak--columbia's main grievance with him is purely romantic in nature, that he can't commit or take his romantic dalliances seriously. brad and janet pretty quickly decide to sleep with frank and then blame him for the damage to their relationship, and once they're metaphorically made to loosen up with the medusa device, they have no grievance at all. 

(also all involve agree that eddie, ostensibly a cis man, was a pretty grotesque person, but forgive him because of tragic aspects of his nature--and sure enough, frank gets an entire tragic number, and this does not save him from his attackers!) 

maybe--just maybe--the reason this movie resonates with queer people young and old is because we've all been in social webs of toxic, petty bitches who crave drama. that's what frank is at the end of the day. he's a *jerk*. but the liberation he offers is necessary and freeing, and rejecting him doesn't make you any happier in the long run.

to me the movie's messaging is like "you can be a straight, where everything including the moral degeneracy is soul-crushing and boring. or you can come with us, where everything is a travesty all the goddamn time, but at least you get to have *fun*"
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cunt orlok @t4tcisphobe.hellstar.plus · 28/08/2026
Tumblr post of three fellas holding each other's shoulders in a circle and blushing. text reads "i love being a pervert online with all of you"
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oliver🐇 @shoyos.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
screenshot of a Tumblr post by user joeyclaire that reads: "you are not an endearingly rude and unfriendly cartoon character you need to be nice to people".
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NFWstudios @nfwstudios.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Deltarune chapter 5 spoilers - _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ A dumb idea that's been in my head for a fair bit
Weird Al with the colors and pose of Flowery from Deltarune chpt 5
the text above reads BOLOGNA!
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Corvi 💜✨ @keilanktc.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Another one that never fails to make me laugh.
Tumblr post by mallowmaenad that reads "the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ"
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riley snailcat! 🐌 @snailcat69.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
being sexually attracted to an overwatch character is like losing at chess to a dog. reblog if you would let moira o’deorain put you on estrogen
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riley snailcat! 🐌 @snailcat69.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
being sexually attracted to an overwatch character is like losing at chess to a dog. reblog if you would let moira o’deorain put you on estrogen
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Coral 🪸🐶 @coral.dog · 16/08/2026
People don’t sexualize bees enough
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ ❤️‍🔥 @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
how it feels living in the 21st century
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Penny Parker @snapcube.gay · 13/08/2026
Head this way to discover Gort's Pit.
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Blu's meme folder @yetanothermemeacc.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Laura Knetzger @lauraknetzger.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off
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JER (They/Them) @skatunenetwork.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
SKA IS A THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY
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homerfan1738 @homerfan1738.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Sophie @sophiebaybey.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Toby has said that as of Chapter 6, the time for fun and games is over He said it would be a shorter chapter focusing entirely on One Thing, whether we're Ready for it or Not It's so clear ... Chapter 6 will be focused entirely on the school project we have been neglecting.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a monkey stands in front of an ATM in a gas station/convenience store. The screen on the ATM reads: Please wait… Panel 2: the screen reads: CURRENT ACCOUNT BALANCE: 4 raspberries. It also displays a little picture of a raspberry. The monkey looks very pleased and is making a casual celebratory hand gesture 🤙 with both hands.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
AI DATACENTER?
I'D RATHER BE AT THE GAY GUY
DATING CENTER
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
couldn't post today was out clothes shopping with rouge. she did my makeup and everything. station square doesn't know what to do when a couple bad bitches step off the train
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xTymon @yiik.ing · 06/08/2026
anyone else heard of this game? its quite niche
unbeatable steam cover but the logo is changed to say BEATLE and beat is replaced with paul mccartney
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 06/08/2026
GTA 6 feels less like a game and more some kind of totem for a certain kind of dying gamer identity, that cannot economically or culturally sustain itself anymore. it represents a million different things and seemingly the least important of them is that it is an open world mission based video game
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gracie @iluvrabbitz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Brains’re Weird. (That’s scary) @greymatters.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Mashup of 2 Beetle Moses comics. The first panel is of an old man laying in a hospital bed looking out the window to the sunset, thinking “Dang, that was stressful… Wouldn’t mind a chill one next time.”

2nd Panel is of a symbolic representation of the reincarnation process, emphasized with the word “REINCARNATE-O!”

The third panel features a suburban looking family and the Dog Whisperer sitting on chairs looking at a Bichon Frise dog looking like he’s dancing, with the Dog Whisperer saying, “Honestly I don’t know what to tell you”
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