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Sarah

@snackabee.bsky.social
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My belly is just a little big, my hiney is just a little big, but brother — I am bad, and they know I'm bad.

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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@hollyanderson.bsky.social MAN PATCHETT
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
neighborhood nail spots: America’s only true podiatric medicine system
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Nick Piccone @piccone.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
250 years ago today, Lex Luger bodyslammed Yokozuna
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
if you are a business and your sign has a big ol clock on it, that clock needs to show the correct time or you should be fined like 25K a day. I don’t make the rules but if I did this would be #1
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
honoring The Great Texts of 21st century college football. y’all make your Charity Bowl gift or you are headed to “Area 51” @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
$803 gift commemorating the 8 levels of the Longhorn Football Hydration Chart and the 3 sides of Pete Carroll’s Win Forever triangle receipt from some kind of man-beastlonghorn football hydration chart win forever triangle
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Mashes home run. Ball hits mysterious lady. He visits her in the hospital. They begin torrid affair. She disappears: he traces her to Hokkaido. He fixes a bolognese for himself at the bottom of a dry well and thinks about it for a while.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 14/03/2026
Do you know about Namio Harukawa???
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
leave it to a fellow Floridian to drop what is essentially a wrestling promo on the AI discourse
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
what’s good comrade
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Steven Godfrey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Anyway have a great day and listen to Dwight Yoakam as much as you can
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
just passed Joe Pera outside Porto’s AMA
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
every time you let a LADWP truck cut you off they should give you $100 off your bill
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Nied [5'7"] @nied.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
This is the ideal vehicle form. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is a refreshing can of Coke Zero
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
If you told me a year ago that I would care more about baseball than halloween I woulda called you a stupid piece of shit
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
ladies who love GBV representation … you love to see it. there are DOZENS of us!!
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
listening to the dodgers game on my sirius xm radio driving home from work. didn’t know I had this level of dad in me
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
would be interested to know people’s pre-tariff bulk buys. just panicked and bought 8 japanese mascaras
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
wake up babe new brad dropped
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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
A power fantasy I have kind of often is “I open a small retail or food business specifically so I can enforce basic social norms on narcissistic patrons”
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
The Iron Sheik o @the_ironsheik
HULK HOGAN MAY HAVE BEEN A DUMB SON OF A BITCH IN THE RING BUT OUTSIDE THE RING HE WAS ALSO A DUMB SON OF A BITCH
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
closest I’ve seen to a riot in L.A. is when Suarez hit Ohtani with that pitch tonight
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Andrew Hickey @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 11/06/2025
My favourite one like this is Don Henley getting Brian to autograph a copy of Pet Sounds. Brian signed it "thanks for all the great music" then thought for a second, crossed out "great", and wrote "good"
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
RIP big dog
• Alex Chilton, the former lead singer of Big Star, recalled receiving middle-of-the-night phone calls from Wilson asking him to sing on a recording of "Shortenin' Bread'' ("He was telling me I have the perfect voice for it"). [31]
• The Monkees' Micky Dolenz said that when he tripped on LSD with Wilson, John Lennon, and Harry Nilsson, Wilson played "Shortenin' Bread" on piano "over and over again". [291
• Biographer Peter Ames Carlin wrote that Elton John and Iggy Pop were bemused by an extended, contumacious Wilson-led singalong of "Shortenin' Bread", leading Pop to flee the room proclaiming, "I gotta get out of here, man. This guy is nuts!"[32]
• Musician Alice Cooper recalled that Wilson considered "Shortenin' Bread" to be the greatest song ever written. According to Cooper, when he asked why, Wilson responded
"I don't know, it's just the best song ever written." [33]
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
idk why it feels so shameful to make eye contact w someone sitting in the restaurant while I’m in the drive thru. we’re eating the same thing!! I just have places to be
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Thirty years ago today, the New Orleans-based alternative rock band Better than Ezra released its hit single “Good,” marking the first-ever Good Friday, which has now grown into a major holiday celebrated throughout the world.
Cover of the CD single for Better than Ezra’s Good
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Thinking about Lonesome Dove again
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Timmy Boy @tcinternets.com · 29/03/2025
Kim Mulkey doing a mean cover of (Hey Baby) Què Pasò while I enjoy my Arroz Con Pollo
Mariachi-ass Kim Mulkey
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Quince Mountain made it to Nome with Pepé in lead. the first good news I’ve received in perhaps years
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I am passionate about guava
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
🗣️ GRAND CANYON
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
tacodeli doñaheads know. once drank a sizable cup of it
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
congratulations fellow Howard W. Blake High School Yellowjacket Doechii on your well-deserved win
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I think this literally three times a week
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I bet it would feel so good to have a big cat gently step on your face. like a lynx or a panther
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
real Eve Babitz hours out there folks!
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
love a school st./main st./bank st./river st./church st. combo. Vermonters the most practical humans ever to walk the face of the earth
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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I literally have the hot girl nose piercing trifecta, how dare you
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
my favorite Willie Nelson song is “Wither on the Vine” by Nick Lowe
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
🎶 i don’t wanna work / i just wanna read Lonesome Dove all day 🎶
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I once ate so many candy cane tootsie roll pops at the bingo hall that I cut up my tongue on the weird sharp ridges and my mouth bled
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Phillip Maciak @pjmaciak.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Scrolling through a list of romance tropes that fans use to tag novels, and it's wild how many of these apply to Moby-Dick. Friends to lovers Enemies to lovers Forced Proximity Second Chance Opposites Attract Office romance Grump and Sunshine Fish Out of Water Bad Boy
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