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Sarah

@snackabee.bsky.social
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My belly is just a little big, my hiney is just a little big, but brother — I am bad, and they know I'm bad.

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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
rollin down imperial highway with a big nasty redhead at my side
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
It’s Roky Erickseason
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@hollyanderson.bsky.social MAN PATCHETT
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
wonder what doug sez about this
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
why aren’t more people liking this
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
good luck telling your tech that you’re going to let your bruised toenail grow out!
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
neighborhood nail spots: America’s only true podiatric medicine system
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
try a tangle teezer brush! also there are very lightweight sprays — Kevin Murphy makes one, Johnson & Johnson makes a baby one that is cheap and fine
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Nick Piccone @piccone.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
250 years ago today, Lex Luger bodyslammed Yokozuna
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
fantasy Fritzi w the Telfar!!
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
if you are a business and your sign has a big ol clock on it, that clock needs to show the correct time or you should be fined like 25K a day. I don’t make the rules but if I did this would be #1
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
have you gotten to the part where he reveals he’s a trained hypnotist
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
say your prayers sister schubert
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
been out of the convention for 23 years and could clearly whip this jabroni’s ass in a bible drill
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
ah yes EDSBScharitybowl.com
edsbscharitybowl.com
EDSBS Charity Bowl
Benefiting New American Pathways
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
honoring The Great Texts of 21st century college football. y’all make your Charity Bowl gift or you are headed to “Area 51” @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
$803 gift commemorating the 8 levels of the Longhorn Football Hydration Chart and the 3 sides of Pete Carroll’s Win Forever triangle receipt from some kind of man-beastlonghorn football hydration chart win forever triangle
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Mashes home run. Ball hits mysterious lady. He visits her in the hospital. They begin torrid affair. She disappears: he traces her to Hokkaido. He fixes a bolognese for himself at the bottom of a dry well and thinks about it for a while.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 14/03/2026
Do you know about Namio Harukawa???
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
leave it to a fellow Floridian to drop what is essentially a wrestling promo on the AI discourse
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
what’s good comrade
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Steven Godfrey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Anyway have a great day and listen to Dwight Yoakam as much as you can
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
pick it up, put it down
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
just passed Joe Pera outside Porto’s AMA
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
some mangonada places sell them coated in chamoy and tajin! nature’s perfect treat
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
many years ago I just said “you tell me” and have had the best hair of my life since
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
every time you let a LADWP truck cut you off they should give you $100 off your bill
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
following the portis path offers many such rewards
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I Nied braaaaiiiiins 🧟 @nied.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
This is the ideal vehicle form. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is a refreshing can of Coke Zero
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
cinema 7 in bennington, vermont! they put Cabot butter on the popcorn and have $3 Tuesday tickets
A low building made of cement blocks with red metal siding accents and a row of ten movie posters on the front.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
If you told me a year ago that I would care more about baseball than halloween I woulda called you a stupid piece of shit
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
wow FAMOUS fans
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
ladies who love GBV representation … you love to see it. there are DOZENS of us!!
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
listening to the dodgers game on my sirius xm radio driving home from work. didn’t know I had this level of dad in me
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
would be interested to know people’s pre-tariff bulk buys. just panicked and bought 8 japanese mascaras
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
wake up babe new brad dropped
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
HMW
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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
A power fantasy I have kind of often is “I open a small retail or food business specifically so I can enforce basic social norms on narcissistic patrons”
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
The Iron Sheik o @the_ironsheik
HULK HOGAN MAY HAVE BEEN A DUMB SON OF A BITCH IN THE RING BUT OUTSIDE THE RING HE WAS ALSO A DUMB SON OF A BITCH
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
all these guys saying 12. lmao ok crossfitter
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
closest I’ve seen to a riot in L.A. is when Suarez hit Ohtani with that pitch tonight
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
hell yeah. an all-timer brad shoup joint
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But Andrew Hickey Died Ten Years Ago This Very Night @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 11/06/2025
My favourite one like this is Don Henley getting Brian to autograph a copy of Pet Sounds. Brian signed it "thanks for all the great music" then thought for a second, crossed out "great", and wrote "good"
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
RIP big dog
• Alex Chilton, the former lead singer of Big Star, recalled receiving middle-of-the-night phone calls from Wilson asking him to sing on a recording of "Shortenin' Bread'' ("He was telling me I have the perfect voice for it"). [31]
• The Monkees' Micky Dolenz said that when he tripped on LSD with Wilson, John Lennon, and Harry Nilsson, Wilson played "Shortenin' Bread" on piano "over and over again". [291
• Biographer Peter Ames Carlin wrote that Elton John and Iggy Pop were bemused by an extended, contumacious Wilson-led singalong of "Shortenin' Bread", leading Pop to flee the room proclaiming, "I gotta get out of here, man. This guy is nuts!"[32]
• Musician Alice Cooper recalled that Wilson considered "Shortenin' Bread" to be the greatest song ever written. According to Cooper, when he asked why, Wilson responded
"I don't know, it's just the best song ever written." [33]
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
the blue looks great on you!
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
kath what dress is this
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Sarah @snackabee.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
fellowescore. Reminds me of this comment from a Downton Abbey review I screenshotted in 2016
Onion AV Club comment by user dagnabbit: Stamp collections, hospital board meetings … trying on coats. Truly this episode has it all.
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