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Jon Patience

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Jon Patience @smoulderstoat.bsky.social · 1h
Don't tell him.
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SpinningHugo @spinninghugo.bsky.social · 3h
I wonder if Americans in general understand the damage being done. There is a ground war in Europe. Russia has invaded its neighbour, without any justification. And the United States is now siding with Russia. What do you think we Europeans think of that?
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Finn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 18h
still really quite angry about this - near enough every country in the world is dealing with higher prices and other issues from the insanity of US foreign policy, and they expect a country being literally invaded to just give up so Americans can make their lives marginally more comfortable
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Jon Patience @smoulderstoat.bsky.social · 18h
If Putin ends the war, there is no more war. If Zelenskyy ends the war, there is no more Ukraine.
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Jon Patience @smoulderstoat.bsky.social · 23h
Great North.
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Laura-Elseplace @laura-elseplace.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Right yes, "protect are women" by preventing a long-planned fundraiser for Cancer Research... Bastards.
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Jon Patience @smoulderstoat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm all for a massive motorway right through the South Downs, New Forest and Jurassic Coast, but sadly I foresee insuperable planning difficulties.
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Laura Phillips @lauraphillips.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
@davidfrum.bsky.social: ‘Another way to think about Trump announcement today: If he increased US diesel imports from Canada by 4%, he would gain as much fuel as from this Russia deal. But the Canadians are global super-villains, so who wants to buy from them when you could enrich Putin instead?’1/
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Jon Patience @smoulderstoat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Miserable bugger on Newswatch complaining that there was something about Celebrity Traitors on the six o'clock news, when he's not interested in it and doesn't think it's serious enough. I'm not interested in football, but I don't think it should be banned from the news.
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Jon Patience @smoulderstoat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Earlier today I was accused by the IT department of working too quickly. I would like you all to know this is the funniest thing that has ever happened to me.
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Jon Patience @smoulderstoat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I asked ChatGPT and it said there were 140. So yeah, probably about 300.
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KS_1968 @karenroberts.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I hope Ukraine blows up all their refineries.
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Jon Patience @smoulderstoat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Well, if you were Zelesnkyy you'd be on the phone right now saying "send me Patriot missiles or we will burn your diesel at the refineries. Don't argue, you don't have any cards."
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Jon Patience @smoulderstoat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The penalty for treason is death.
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Jon Patience @smoulderstoat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If you see this we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without an explanation.
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Jon Patience @smoulderstoat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thank God, one of the most pressing questions in British politics is going to be answered: does anyone give a shit who leads the Lib Dems?
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Dan Snow @thehistoryguy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This a million times. People of colour being dragged on to debate maniacs about imaginary labels & race science is an abomination. proper ‘how German are you’ Nazi shit Note that people like me with white migrant parentage never asked to defend our identity Englishness. Is. A. Made. Up. Thing
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Jon Patience @smoulderstoat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That's because you keep pardoning everyone.
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Jon Patience @smoulderstoat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When did they repeal the eighth amendment?
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Jon Patience @smoulderstoat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Lord Reith would have had Dave horsewhipped.
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Jon Patience @smoulderstoat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Shaft!
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Jon Patience @smoulderstoat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's just nuts. I can't help feeling they saw me coming.
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Jon Patience @smoulderstoat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A thousand pounds at the vet to be told my dog is anaemic. I know how he feels, because I have also been bled dry.
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Jon Patience @smoulderstoat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Charles made tea. Tasted funny.
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Kristina Šekrst @epiphenomenal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ok, finally a REAL conundrum. #philosophy #science
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Jon Patience @smoulderstoat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How can you be sure he's giving you honest advice, and not taking advantage of it? The fact is that Archer, through wealth and privilege, almost entirely avoided the consequences of his actions that the rest of us have to bear.
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Jon Patience @smoulderstoat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Maybe we shouldn't speak ill of the dead, but nor should we excuse or diminish their crimes. Successive Tory leaders took advice from Archer as though he'd done nothing more than a bit of double parking. Why would you do that? Why would you take advice from a proven liar?
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Jon Patience @smoulderstoat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bollocks was it. He went from prison straight back into the heart of the Tory party. Now they excuse his crimes as though he just got a speeding ticket, or he'd bunked the fare on a bus.
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Jon Patience @smoulderstoat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jeffery Archer was a liar and a cheat. He was dishonest to the core. Ultimately his dishonesty sent him to prison. He was convicted of perjury and perverting the course of justice. Those are very serious crimes. That ought to have been the end of his public life.
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Jon Patience @smoulderstoat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Maybe if I had not done these things I might have been, I don't know, Chancellor of the Exchequer or something. But I am not. You have to accept these things. You have to take it on the chin. Actions have consequences, or they should do.
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Jon Patience @smoulderstoat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It is fair to say that I've not always been a very good person. There are things I did in the past of which I am Not Proud, though I'm not going to say what they are (and they weren't that bad, and nobody got hurt, honestly). www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Jeffrey Archer obituary
Politician and best-selling author whose career was mired in scandal and disgrace.
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Jon Patience @smoulderstoat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Crowdfunder to buy Brandreth a plane ticket to Mar-a-Lago.
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Steve Gedge @stevegedge.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In contrast to the toe-curlingly sycophantic story on BBC News this evening!
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Jon Patience @smoulderstoat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Latest from the party of law and order.
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Pascal Jacquemain @jacquep.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Artist calls in lawyers after Tories use his Burnham portrait without consent www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Artist calls in lawyers after Tories use his Burnham portrait without consent
Stanley Chow’s cartoon was put on water bottles at party conference with the slogan ‘Bottler Burnham’
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Kent Current @kentcurrent.news · 06/10/2026
We’re hiring two paid freelancers to work with @kentcurrent.news and @localauthority.news until March. We need help growing our readership and subscriptions, and developing stronger sponsorship and advertising partnerships. Both roles are mainly remote. Applications close on 14 October.
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Nick Cohen @nickcohen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Polanski is looking like a coward. A real leader would have explained his position not run away
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
passing the "zionism is racism" motion on the 90th anniversary of the Battle of Cable Street is a bit on the fucking nose isn't it
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Jon Patience @smoulderstoat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Has he joined the Greens?
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 04/10/2026
The "zionism is racism" motion that has just passed on the Green Party's conference floor is truly gross, and deeply racist. The party's MPs deserve some credit for opposing it, though they should've done so more stridently and sooner. This is now a millstone around the party's necks. Deservedly.
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Jason Sinclair @jsinclair.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hammering it into an open goal like Jude Bellingham against a team of 12-year-olds.
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Jon Patience @smoulderstoat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bit rude to only have one of the two Ronnies.
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Jon Patience @smoulderstoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Just the one Nork?
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Jon Patience @smoulderstoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not now, plague. bsky.app/profile/oliv...
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Chairman Moët @chairmanmoet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't mean to be rude but this is absolutely insane.
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Jon Patience @smoulderstoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No, honestly.
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Honestly guys isn’t this a bit weird? This is a bit weird
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Jon Patience @smoulderstoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Impressive levels of self-delusion from someone who was largely elected because James Cleverly's supporters couldn't add up.
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Jon Patience @smoulderstoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
propertyindustryeye.com/letting-agen...
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Letting agent fined for breaching Renters' Rights Act
Understand the penalties under the Renters' Rights Act, after a letting agent was fined for issuing a prohibited tenancy agreement.
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Jon Patience @smoulderstoat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lol. Lmao.
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