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Bill Shit

@smokysunday.bsky.social
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I'm a musician, artist, and thinker. Original jokes.

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Bill Shit @smokysunday.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The veil between worlds is thicc AF RN 😩
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Bill Shit @smokysunday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Move things, break fast.
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Bill Shit @smokysunday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Absolute coward's wording on the cat shirt.
DIsplayed in a store: A dog shirt that says "I ❤️ WIENER" below a cat shirt that says "I ❤️ KITTY"
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Bill Shit @smokysunday.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Do not say "easy peasy lemon squeezy" to or around me, thank you
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Bill Shit @smokysunday.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There should be a MeToo for guys where we reflect and post about all the times we've harassed and assaulted women. Come on fellas, we've all done it!
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Bill Shit @smokysunday.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Candidates campaigning on lowering gas prices all seem to be white and scowling with the bald/goatee combo. Just an observation.
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Bill Shit @smokysunday.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh my "browser was updated"? But it still loads all my web pages the same? OK then.
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Bill Shit @smokysunday.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Being "good in bed" is a sex metric but there should also be a sleep category.
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The literacy crisis is not just referring to people's ability to literally read and write. It's also people's inability to read for context. I've been a public educator for over 20 years and I have never, ever seen it this bad.
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You have a new message on MyNemesis. Subject: You thought you could hide from me?
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Bill Shit @smokysunday.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Any so-called elite society that doesn't include or at least aggressively recruit LeBron James [6'8" 140 IQ superathlete billionaire] is a literal joke and not worth your consideration.
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Bill Shit @smokysunday.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Perpetuam lotion
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Bill Shit @smokysunday.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Pissing off mathematicians by theorizing a type of Mobïus strip with 2 sides, which I call a 'regular strip'. "Stupidly obvious!", "Can't believe we didn't think of it first!", etc.
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Bill Shit @smokysunday.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Despite being aware of both things, I somehow missed that Eliezar Yudkowsky was the AUTHOR of the Harry Potter rationalist fanatic (I'd thought it was anonymous or collaborative). What a thing to learn.
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Bill Shit @smokysunday.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I wonder if they could get Popeye as a spokes-mascot for spinich...seems like a slam dunk.
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Bill Shit @smokysunday.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I got a new boss at work. Or "bossa nova", as the Brazilians say.
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ve, the ghost of info past @vortexegg.com · 15/09/2026
The root of this is Rationalism is primarily a *rhetorical style*, the adoption of which is meant to make its interlocutors "think better". It isn't a better reasoning style. It isn't a form of actual statistical analysis. Members of the community are taught to talk about things using made up stats.
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Not the biggest deal compared to other stuff going on, but if the delivery window is 2-6 and you tell me they're running late, shouldn't the window have been from 2-7. What purpose is the window
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Bill Shit @smokysunday.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
In the 1950's the scariest thing imaginable was a "thing that [went] bump in the night".
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Bill Shit @smokysunday.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Got a bunch of aspersions I don't know what to do with. I guess I could cast them...
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Bill Shit @smokysunday.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Not worried about an AI-pocolypse 🙄 The Rapture will take me before it happens 😇🙏
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Bill Shit @smokysunday.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
[something happens] Wow, just like that movie where the exact same thing happens. Life imitates art...
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Bill Shit @smokysunday.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Jacob is correct here—we really do earnestly believe AI could kill all humans! I personally think it is >10% within the next decade. The probability it kills 95% of all humans is, um >30% if I had to guess. Which I don't haha but I'm gonna! See, probabilities provide a veneer of rigor to an otherwis
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Bill Shit @smokysunday.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Oh hey, what's up?! I haven't seen you in ages!! Still fear death?
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Bill Shit @smokysunday.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Nice login attempt hombre...you authenticate that shit with a second factor??
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Bill Shit @smokysunday.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Heading down to the local minima
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Bill Shit @smokysunday.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If a car with one engine can go 100 miles an hour, imagine how fast it could go with TWO... or even...one MILLION engines...🤯...why, it would break the speed of light itself!
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Bill Shit @smokysunday.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Type of person now common on X is the 'navel-gazing rationalist', posts/thinks in rationalist language but exclusively applies it to domains where it does not apply (EG how people should behave/act). "I identified buttered toast as the optimal breakfast" type shit.
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Bill Shit @smokysunday.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
All the AI infrastructure and hardware build out (at huge cost) makes sense if it's gonna lead to AGI, and this is what all the wealthy investors and leaders think. But it won't. So...too bad for the rest of us I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Bill Shit @smokysunday.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I Fricking Love Religion
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Bill Shit @smokysunday.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
@SmokySunday
Overheard:
Engineer 1: "Do you know where to buy the battery?"
Engineer 2: "Yes."
Engineer 1: "You can buy it online. Or at any store."
11:28 AM · Oct 8, 2014
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Bill Shit @smokysunday.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
DAW Effects YouTube Tutorials JEERS: "So, you just fire up this plugin [$300, not stated in the video] and mess with the knobs till it sounds good" *3 uncommented minutes of them messing with the knobs* CHEERS: "Open this built-in effect and then..." *15 minutes explaining what every knob does*
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Bill Shit @smokysunday.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My research indicates Zoomer/Alpha slang "unc" is short for "uncool". Yet Millenials keep using it for "uncle". Cringe if true
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
mozart's advice
Wait, y’all got drum
machines, but you
still listen to
people play my
old sheet music?
No offense, but
did you ever hear
an 808 clap? You
don’t even need a
real 808. Just use
the one in Ableton
Live. It’s fine. That’s
what we do in heaven.
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Bill Shit @smokysunday.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Still true
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Bill Shit @smokysunday.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I'm the web UX guy who decided elements should move when users try to click or tap them.
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Bill Shit @smokysunday.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Just discovered a ton of people think Espresso isn't original or good *because* it includes 3 basically unaltered samples from a popular package [me being actually earnestly smug about being a huge dumbass] Just as Mozart and Bach didn't actually write any music, the piano keys are all right there,
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
when someone says they’re feeling fulfilled it’s like okay you’re full I understand that— oh and you’re filled as well, didn’t you just say that, bitch
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Bill Shit @smokysunday.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
"Ne'er-do-well" Good thing they contracted that single "v", huh. Would be way too long otherwise
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The Hounds of Basquiatball @basquiatball.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Wayne Thiebaud levels: 1: here is the final piece. A cute saccharine piece of a cute subject, as though to enrage people seeking depth in art
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Bill Shit @smokysunday.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I think the twist in M. Night Sham&c's "Old" is that the titular beach is where they get the sand for hour glasses. I didn't see the movie.
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Bill Shit @smokysunday.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Running into a dealership and buying a car so I can use their bathroom.
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Spookbar & Death @borgmamel.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
the wages of work is money
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Bill Shit @smokysunday.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
If I had 10 gold coins and misplaced one I wouldn't be too concerned. It'll turn up.
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Bill Shit @smokysunday.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Dreaming wistfully for the mines. I wouldn't say *yearning*.
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Bill Shit @smokysunday.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Trying to smuggle a giant wooden horse into Troy.
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Bill Shit @smokysunday.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
LeBron to the 76ers. Didn't see that coming
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A HUNGRY MOUTH @ahungrymouth.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
(on my way home) ok, perfect time to take advantage of my few after-work hours and do some chores and research so i can perform basic survival (passing under the Stupid Lazy Asshole Beam installed in my front door lintel) duhhh
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Bill Shit @smokysunday.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Quick warmup sketch from the sketchbook this morning 🤭: [most intricate and expressive drawing you've ever seen]
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Bill Shit @smokysunday.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I don't have a hoarding problem. I'm stuffmaxxing.
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