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Smoking Hare

@smokinghare.bsky.social
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I love corvids and manatees and wish I could spend more time drinking beer and playing board games and less time gazing into the abyss. Profile pic by IG: rivuletpapet

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Smoking Hare @smokinghare.bsky.social · 55m
I snort laughed beer
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 14/09/2026
Cis people do not understand how much trans people's rights have regressed in just 5 years. 5 years ago, there were none of these restrictions. 19 states banned legal recognition 21 states have bathroom bans 8 states ban gender marker changes on DLs 25 ban gender affirming care for trans youth
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Smoking Hare @smokinghare.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My week in pictures
Picture of my bike lock, cut open, not holding on to the bike that used to be therePicture of my umbrella, completely broken and folded in half thanks to the wind during a massive rainstorm Picture of my wine opener in the middle of opening a bottle of red wine, one arm torn off
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Don’t worry. Abigail wants you. She’s always wanted you.
The image features neon pink text on a textured background with the heading "Warrior Affirmations." The text includes statements about masculinity and virility, and references the game "Stardew Valley."
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Smoking Hare @smokinghare.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It couldn't be going worse Keith would be the name of my band's first album, if I had a band, which I don't, because things couldn't be going worse Keith
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 06/09/2026
Homer protecting his sugar
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Smoking Hare @smokinghare.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Marge Simpson (Axomamma?) holding up a potato she thinks is neat
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Smoking Hare @smokinghare.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Have some Monday Quarks, dear timeline
Ginger cat Quark napping in the shape of a pizza slice on the back of the sofa Ginger cat Quark making it exceptionally hard to fold my laundry as he's made a fort out of ny bedsheet
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Smoking Hare @smokinghare.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The Onion getting my ass yet again
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Smoking Hare @smokinghare.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Hm, I went on vacation and turns out I'm a loser here too. I think I'd like a refund
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r o o @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It's like running into a dingy dive bar and yelling "HEADS UP, THIS PLACE ISN'T DOING AS WELL AS THE BAR AT THE W HOTEL IN TIMES SQUARE" Like ok well the W doesn't let you do coke bumps by the garnishes, what are we talking about here
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Smoking Hare @smokinghare.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Would love to!
Ginger cat Quark in a cupboardGinger cat Quark on a chestGinger cat Quark on a shelfGinger cat Quark on a toilet
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Apostasy Now! @apostasynow.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
life, man.
a b&w graphite and ink comic. panel 1 a cat stands against a solid gray background, smoking a cigarette, looking tired. "life, man..." is above him. panel 2 the cat is dropping the cigarette and putting it out with their foot. they are standing on a sidewalk against a wall of some sort. the text on the street with the trash says "man... life." panel 3 the cat is walking down the sidewalk past a tunnel of some sort, the cigarette smoke plumes up and the test "life, man, life" is inside it. panel 4 is a close up of the cat's face, looking up and looking watery. with the text "life..." larger and down in the corner.
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
i have received a very important message
pov holding a glass bottle on the beach that contains a hotdog
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Smoking Hare @smokinghare.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Monkeys Paw Grabs
Alt: Simpson's gif of a cursed monkey's paw curling its finger, indicating that a wish will be granted with unexpected consequences
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Newt @sleepyseaslug.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Romants
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Smoking Hare @smokinghare.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
me and podcasts
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Smoking Hare @smokinghare.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Writing comics in the 50s was easy mode. It's the same in every field. You look at experimental psychology and people built an entire career off of proving that people like good things better than bad things, and that the colour blue "feels colder" than red
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Smoking Hare @smokinghare.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
This post is gonna see a lot of use in the coming weeks
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Smoking Hare @smokinghare.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I've had a couple of beers so I'm finally brave enough to say it: The Amazing Digital Circus was mid as fuck, from start to finish
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David C Bell @moviehooligan.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Jerks
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🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱 @oddoblivion.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
You deserve to be a freak in peace and one day you’ll fucking get it.
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Smoking Hare @smokinghare.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
But you didn't have to CUT ME OFF
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Super Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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🌊💙🐾Chloe🐾💙🌊 @poshcloset1000.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
..and then I have to deal with fry theft?! in this economy?!
Cheezburger via twaniimals: pic is of a teeny bird swiping a French fry from a plate of food on a table in an outdoor dining situation
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Smoking Hare @smokinghare.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I'm gone for one day and now my timeline is all shrimp-discourse?
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Starmer wasn't elected on his own merits so much as conservatives were rejected, people were sick of Tory shit and he came along and did more of the same Tory shit people had already rejected, it's painfully obvious why he's so despised. "But he's a centrist!" CENTRISM IS NOT A VIRTUE, GOODNIGHT!
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Smoking Hare @smokinghare.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Ed. One of my all time favourite shows, produced by David Letterman and launching the careers of so many well known actors. It is also impossible to rewatch, partly because it's un-searchable, but more importantly because they couldn't afford the music licensing rights and thus never released on DVD
Pic of the cast of tv show Ed from 2000-2004
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Smoking Hare @smokinghare.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Quote-post with a more cringe picture, I dare you. I truly don't think you can. Your great grandchildren still won't be able to in 100 years. This is the ultimate cringe artifact and I call on everyone to try to beat it
Ricky Gervais posing in jeans and a crown of thorns, "atheist" written on his chest in red paint, crucified on a stand-up mic.
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Bríd 🇮🇪🇵🇸🇺🇦 @brid.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Obsessed with this 1735 illustration of hammerhead sharks from Japan
As per Wikipedia: Hammerhead shark illustration from 1735, Japan, from the Illustrated Guide to the Products of Oki Province
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Smoking Hare @smokinghare.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
A post exclusively for my fellow Swedes: "Valår"
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Smoking Hare @smokinghare.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Lol as an outsider you gotta love the Turkmenistanification of the US
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Smoking Hare @smokinghare.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I would use AI for one thing and one thing only, to block every single post on social media related to US-politics because there is no amount of keywords I can block to ever escape it. Implement that @bsky.app, every non-american in the world will come running to the site
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Smoking Hare @smokinghare.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Last week Quark spent 3 days at the vet for acute gastroenteritis, but he's thankfully doing a lot better now ❤️ Poor thing lost a lot of weight and was so exhausted when I brought him home (left). He's finally starting to get back to his normal self after a week of cautious feeding and drinking
Ginger cat Quark lying face down in my lap, exhausted after his illness and stay at the vetGinger cat Quark lying comfortable in a fluffy duvet
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Smoking Hare @smokinghare.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Hoping I'm the first to suggest Swanboy's mom as the source of Noel's thing for women with stern auras
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 13/05/2026
so apparently british squirrels have been seen vaping and there is concern that swedish squirrels might also start doing this. anyway here’s pictures of squirrels vaping
a squirrel holding a vape. it has its mouth on itanother squirrel vaping using a discarded disposable vape. this one also has it up to its mouth
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Smoking Hare @smokinghare.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Quark is staying a second night at the vet. He's still not eating and not urinating, and ultrasounds have not revealed any internal blockages or injuries. They will try tube feeding and a catheter in hopes of sparing his liver and kidneys. I just wish I could be with and comfort him 😔
Ginger cat Quark lying in a cupboard under a shameful amount of shot glasses and next to an aquamarine le creuset mug and a nug with dandelions painted on the side.Ginger cat Quark lying by my side in bed, head on my upper arm and paw on my chestGinger cat Quark sleeping peacefully next to me in the sofa, resting his head and paw on my thigh as my left arm is wrapped around him
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Smoking Hare @smokinghare.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
At the vet with my cat Quark, worried sick for my favourite individual in the world. Hug your pets!
A ginger cat in a harness sitting on a rocky slope
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 09/05/2026
Some Art Deco cats.
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🇨🇦JOY 🇨🇦 @joycomes.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
This is a feel good image for me. These two adorable young Australian superb fairywren staying close to each other.
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Smoking Hare @smokinghare.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Here's a minimalist take on the Stockholm metro system that I embroidered and framed 🚇
Round and framed embroidery depicting a minimalist pattern of the Stockholm Metro System, with green, red and blue lines intersecting.A map of Stockholm's Metro System
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Smoking Hare @smokinghare.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
A tree, backlit by the sun
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Smoking Hare @smokinghare.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
This woman better not pay for a drink herself ever again in her life. Truly the stuff of folk-legend
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Smoking Hare @smokinghare.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I'm gonna say it, good for Noel's parents!
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
This guy rules
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
people who say this act like if they weren't at the airport they'd be at home curing cancer. what exactly are your big plans for your extra 45 minutes at home you fuckin loser
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Vurrence and 714 others @vurrence.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
[rolls down window in car absolutely filled to the brim with chili] [hundreds of pounds of chili spills out onto the road] …what seems to be the problem, officer?
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Smoking Hare @smokinghare.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Chaotic Neutral but I still refuse to drink out of mugs without handles. The mug is naked, an affront to traditional values. Give me a handle that I can choose not to use
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Smoking Hare @smokinghare.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Millennial™ words and phrases they will have to pry from my cold dead hands Entry #1: Lol
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