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Vurrence and 714 others @vurrence.bsky.social · 4h

i… i think i might toke up on a JOINT this evening! don’t tell anyone though! wow, it’s been like four months

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🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

do you ever put your pajamas on in the dark and wake up wearing oven mitts and a tortilla?

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Vurrence and 714 others @vurrence.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i never recited the pledge of allegiance or put my hand over my heart so i think that should mean i don’t have to pay taxes, or it should at least mean SOMETHING like, i never agreed to the EULA

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Vurrence and 714 others @vurrence.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

and when you quote post someone who is likely to block you you have to include a screenshot i can’t stress that enough

Simpsons teacher for CPS class: I can’t stress that enough.

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Vurrence and 714 others @vurrence.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

why are pancakes at diners so much better than the ones i make at home? i’m tired of this sub-par bullshit! 🥞 🍴 😠

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Vurrence and 714 others @vurrence.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

i just learned what stagflation actually means and WOW was i completely off-base i thought it was when you- well, never mind what i thought it was

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Vurrence and 714 others @vurrence.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

kicked out just because i brought croissants to the job interview 🥐 … oh, and also a full-size completely functional guillotine

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Vurrence and 714 others @vurrence.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

ah, they got these lyrics all messed up… there we go i’m feeling mean? no! more mr nice guy!

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Vurrence and 714 others @vurrence.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

it’s unfortunate i’m not a screenplay writer, because some of my dreams are like full 90 minute movies with very interesting hooks at least I think so

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Vurrence and 714 others @vurrence.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

gonna go to hopefully my last job interview for a while tomorrow already have a job, but they’re buying me lunch and i really can’t turn down a free lunch hopefully they have shrimp 🦐

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Vurrence and 714 others @vurrence.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

my dream job is to be an actor in an infomercial where i’m super clumsy and do everything real stupid so basically just my life, but someone films it and i get paid for it

static.klipy.com

Oops! Woman Hitting Wall with Hammer

ALT: Oops! Woman Hitting Wall with Hammer

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Vurrence and 714 others @vurrence.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

i just assume everyone named “seth” is insufferable at this point they can prove me wrong, hey, i’m open minded but that has never happened so far

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Vurrence and 714 others @vurrence.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

i am formally requesting pictures of your dogs, past or present content warning: i WILL get cuteness aggression and tell you about how i want to smush their faces and bite their ears

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Vurrence and 714 others @vurrence.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

[switches to organic american spirit cigarettes] this is healthy now basically like breathing a salad 🥗

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Vurrence and 714 others @vurrence.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

gen z doesn’t get whiskey dick they get white claw something something clever goes here

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Vurrence and 714 others @vurrence.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

there are huge flocks of pigeons flappin around right now and the crows are NOT PLEASED about it an avian gang war is brewing you could cut the tension with a BEAK

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Vurrence and 714 others @vurrence.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

slipping on something a little more comfortable (a banana peel)

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Vurrence and 714 others @vurrence.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

jizz ne sais quoi -french guy browsing porn, unsure of what to jack off to

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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 20/11/2025

i should be allowed to kill myself a little -french guy about to jack off

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Vurrence and 714 others @vurrence.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

i always have no idea what is happening in any situation but ya gotta fake it til ya make it, am i right folks?

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Vurrence and 714 others @vurrence.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

i only got like 2-3 hours of sleep but i feel pretty okay, which is weird my brain would just NOT turn off last night i start my new job in like an hour 😳

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Vurrence and 714 others @vurrence.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

my head is too big and oddly-shaped for hats unless i get one custom made, which would be prohibitively expensive i’m calling the ACLU this has just GOT to be some kind of illegal discrimination

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Vurrence and 714 others @vurrence.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

if the AI Czar in charge of the new federal AI department isn’t an AI bot i will be VERY disappointed

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Vurrence and 714 others @vurrence.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

is there a law i’m not aware of that says 99% of potato chips have to be super thick and hard to chew now? oh cool, you have a new “cardamom dill chili crisp” flavor? meh, the texture is still terrible tho

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Vurrence and 714 others @vurrence.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

“a robot with a limp dick trying unsuccessfully to fuck a bread hole” was not one of the things i expected to see this morning

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Vurrence and 714 others @vurrence.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

reply with 🩴 and I will give you a letter to list your 4 favorite characters i got the letter m

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Vurrence and 714 others @vurrence.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

nice nice nice 🐋 Animal #1146 🦂 I figured it out in 5 guesses! 🟥🟨🟨🟩🟩 🔥 1 | Avg. Guesses: 4.5 metazooa.com #metazooa

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Metazooa

Find the mystery animal in this daily biology game by navigating the phylogenetic tree.

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Vurrence and 714 others @vurrence.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

hrrrng i start my new job on monday and i’m worried 😧 like, it seems good but what if it’s really bad? i know i should be happy just to have gotten a job before my unemployment ran out my last job got SO bad in the last couple years though, and imma flip the fuck out if that happens again

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Vurrence and 714 others @vurrence.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

okay, not bad, not bad 🪲 Animal #1143 🐾 I figured it out in 5 guesses! 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟩 🔥 1 | Avg. Guesses: 4.3 metazooa.com #metazooa

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Metazooa

Find the mystery animal in this daily biology game by navigating the phylogenetic tree.

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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 16/09/2026

It's little ears 🥹

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Vurrence and 714 others @vurrence.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

“frangible” is a portmanteau of the words “fran drescher”, “gwar”, and “bible”

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Vurrence and 714 others @vurrence.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

ouch my bones 🦉 Animal #1141 🦣 I figured it out in 12 guesses! 🟥🟥🟧🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟩🟩🟩 🔥 2 | Avg. Guesses: 11.2 metazooa.com #metazooa

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Metazooa

Find the mystery animal in this daily biology game by navigating the phylogenetic tree.

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Vurrence and 714 others @vurrence.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

is it hard for anyone else to tell what is a shitpost and what is a serious post sometimes?

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Vurrence and 714 others @vurrence.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Phew! Tough one! 🦄 Animal #1140 🐛 I figured it out in 13 guesses! 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟧🟧🟧🟨🟩 🔥 1 | Avg. Guesses: 11 metazooa.com #metazooa

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Metazooa

Find the mystery animal in this daily biology game by navigating the phylogenetic tree.

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Vurrence and 714 others @vurrence.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

squeeze half-full mayo bottle til it makes fart sounds full throttle spray it around 💨

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Vurrence and 714 others @vurrence.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

carafes of milks and some silk cravats waft smells like kilts and come with caveats

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Vurrence and 714 others @vurrence.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

TIL [redacted] 🐍 Animal #1136 🦇 I figured it out in 7 guesses! 🟨🟨🟨🟩🟩🟩🟩 🔥 1 | Avg. Guesses: 10.5 metazooa.com #metazooa

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Metazooa

Find the mystery animal in this daily biology game by navigating the phylogenetic tree.

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Vurrence and 714 others @vurrence.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

drug test passed! i start work on the 21st!

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Vurrence and 714 others @vurrence.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

uggggh i wasted a lot of guesses, but i got there! 🦝 Animal #1134 🐒 I figured it out in 13 guesses! 🟧🟥🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟩🟩 🔥 1 | Avg. Guesses: 11.7 metazooa.com #metazooa

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Metazooa

Find the mystery animal in this daily biology game by navigating the phylogenetic tree.

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Vurrence and 714 others @vurrence.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Last four characters you saved on your phone are your D&D party. I think this is gonna be a good campaign.

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Vurrence and 714 others @vurrence.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

knuckle tats: GIBS HRMP palm tats: 🦐 🍤

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