Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 2hI, too, pine for the days of Original Gangster Capitalism 000
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 2hAlt text: MAGA Men punching a person wearing a "release the epstein files" tshirt. 010
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 2h"We pray to god, we load our guns, and we protect our big beautiful pedophiles 'round here!" 131
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 15hMetallica makes music for cops to listen to in order to hype themselves for a hard days work of racial profiling. 130
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 23hI want her to unhinge her jaw and to swallow me whole. 140
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 23hI can't beleive that donald trump actually fired kimberly galuminumfoil (pictured below) 020
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 14/10/2026This brings a new negative connotation to the phrase "Party Animals" 000
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Mike Rogers' Barn Party! Brought to you by the new and improved zoophilia friendly FBI! 220
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026If this administration had one collective face, it would be exactly this one. 050
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026OK, they are just trolling us at this point. Ain't no other way to explain all this shit other than "they just fucking with us now" 020
Reposted by Cigarette🚬Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026oh look! RFK Jr and Elizabeth Warren are trending on bluesky today, what is this? Elon Musk in Wisconsin? haha get it? liam neeson from taken. 272
Reposted by Cigarette🚬Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026STOP LETTING JD VANCE MEET POPES 8596641601
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026World War 3 seems to be coming along nicely. It was a slow start. But, it's really starting to pick up the pace. I think I'll grab some popcorn and enjoy the rest of the show. 020
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026LMAO. You know that dementia is hitting different right at sundown when he's posting shit like this. 050
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I took my dryer apart today (it's likely older than I am) and cleaned it out. It was a fucking horror show in there. I don't know how it didn't just catch on fire and burn my house down. lolstatic.klipy.comThe Sandlot: Dusty BoyALT: The Sandlot: Dusty Boy 040
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Hang back, lil nephew.. let UNC handle this. 😎 0190
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Grift Hard, Grift Harder! All gas, no brakes. 090
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Sounds good, keep up the great work everyone. 👍 040
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026This video is so important to the times that we find ourselves in. 060
Reposted by Cigarette🚬Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I love how the US system of government works. You can fuck up this bad and still not get booted out of office. "It's not that bad. He ended freedom of the seas and stability in global shipping. He also spiked the price of fuel around the planet. But it's not like he gave poor people healthcare." 151
Reposted by Cigarette🚬thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · 02/04/20251st date idea: you pick up donuts & lure me into your white windowless van...after donuts you sacrifice me to the Old Gods while taking selfies in your new sundress for IG...i look great in that Wicker Man (fire really brings out my eyes) & i'm happy knowing i died committed to the bit no weirdos 3228
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Same place the nazis always flee to.. Argentina. 010
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026If all of this does not end with him dy!ng alone in a prison cell we have completely failed as a society and as a nation. 161
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Big shout out to @lineageos.org Thank you for making good software that keeps good phones up and running! lineageos.orglineageos.orgLineageOS – LineageOS Android DistributionLineageOS Android Distribution 020
Reposted by Cigarette🚬Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced. 14794982111692
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Its cool how america is a tin pot dictatorship now. 031
Reposted by Cigarette🚬Skip, the Pisscourse Bot @skipbot.bsky.social · 12/10/2026they say bluesky is dying? (spits dip) i don't think the elites have any idea how to act normal enough to get special attention from my boss. Also, I fuck fax machines. 074
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Excited to embark on my new career as a slack-jawed yokel. 040
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026The pen is mightier than the sword but you can't post with it. 020
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Currently uploading a picture of my banking details to an AI known as "Mecha-Hitler" that generates CSAM and expecting good financial outcomes. Wish me luck! 150
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026ACAB includes that prick math teacher that was a complete asshole to me in junior high. 040
Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Pepperidge Farms don't remember none of that shit because Pepperidge Farms was drunk as hell last night. 020
