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@sminmorph.bsky.social
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Minneapolis ---> Saint Paul non-car-owning commuter cyclist, urbanist formerly: hey bear currently: juicing the fruits of another

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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 9h
License bureau elected a new pope
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
People keep coming in at The Evil Building for Hourcar/Evie
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This means its not impossible for there to be a second and third spruce tree
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2 Mello @2mello.net · 12/10/2026
I hope more and more people experience the Ace Combat series for the first time and go through the same cycle of discovery I did, realizing they are actually hyper-sincere anime anti-war rock operas. I can't believe how good 8 is.
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
having a relaxing evening setting up inbox filters in fastmail
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Enjoying the top of the parking lot at Bandana Square listening to D' Angelo
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This is like parody of bluesky at this point but it's 100% uncut real shit
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I do not think an exec branch led by a man who thinks he is entitled to treat federal agents as an arm of his firm, refers to Somali Americans as “garbage” and has said racist things specifically about Omar is capable of neutrally applying the law to her, to put it mildly apnews.com/article/ilha...
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Federal agents search Rep. Ilhan Omar's home as part of a criminal investigation, AP sources say
Federal agents have searched Democratic U.S. Rep. Ilhan Omar’s home as part of a criminal investigation. That's according to people familiar with the matter.
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A mark of a good social media platform is that you feel constant social pressure to litigate in public why and how you're using it, and definitely of your own free will, for the benefit of the people who do not
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I fermented some golden cayenne (maybe? unsure of the varietal) and made a hot sauce with them and some raspberries and pineapples and it's quite yummy shoutout to Shanghai Wholesale for selling me like a quart of perfectly fine raspberries for 1$
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is pretty emblematic of how racist twitter is now lol, this is some ancient balkan hyper racism shit
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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m glad time has vindicated Sebulba. Everyone was so cruel to him because he “tried to kill a child” during the Boonta Eve Classic even though he was literally Darth Vader
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The hypothetical time traveller that accidentally stepped on a butterfly has spontaneously ignited the firearm of the officer
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BΔTBΔRΔ @marteani.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This gap is less than it cost the mayor to put a bounce house in the warehouse district for a summer. This is 1/33 the cost of MPS's surprise overtime. They renovated Target Center in part by making us, the citizens, pay $74 million via a sales tax. WE. HAVE. MONEY. We can spend it in better places
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Captain Toad donated $2,500 to the Mitt Romney campaign in 2012 but his fans conveniently ignore it
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hourcar has made my life so much easier this year as a non car owner, this sucks so much ass
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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Are we not men? We are DEVO
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Uffa: Viscous Brown Substance Extrusion
ALT: Uffa: Viscous Brown Substance Extrusion
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I hate how cool this shot is man
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
listen i'm a simple guy, i just think if you drive your straight piped car or motorcycle around with the expressed intention of being as loud as possible i think your life should be forfeit
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Having a fun colored garage light is the biggest ballerest thing you can do as a homeowner
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am always in awe of the productions that Timbaland did in the 90s It's probably a stretch to say it defined the era but i think looking back and seeing what stands out the most its the works he was involved in
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A man points to himself and says "I'm bisexual". A giant hand from outside the panel comes down on the man with an eraser as the man shrieks "NO! NO!" The cartoonist holding the eraser says "ain't I a stinker?" a la Bugs Bunny in Duck Amuck.
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Obviously people in any trade fall in love with specific equipment and I can't stop thinking about these Rubbermaid measuring scoops they discontinued for some reason in 2021. Nobody sells anything like it anymore and they absolutely rock.
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Wedge LIVE!™ @wedge.live · 23/09/2026
Congratulations to alpha news on their new maniac correspondent. I think it's a great fit.
becka thompson side by side in YouTube thumbnail with Liz Collin.
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Literally the campsite at tettegouche
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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 17/09/2026
“A senior executive at Microsoft said A.I. systems built on the work of others will be seen as ‘an astonishing theft of unprecedented proportions’ and possibly the greatest robbery of labor in human history, according to court documents unredacted Thursday in an ongoing Manhattan lawsuit.”
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Docs in A.I. copyright suit reveal startling admission by Microsoft exec over ‘astonishing theft’
The admission appeared in a newly unredacted filing in the landmark copyright infringement legal battle playing out between newspapers like the Orlando Sentinel and tech companies Microsoft and OpenAI...
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Goddamn what the fuck
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✧ SkyMagpie ✧ (left my ❤︎ in Undermine) @skymagpie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was worried if my comic is perhaps too self indulgent, but then I remembered the words of Björk and now I need to make it even more self indulgent 🥰
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
installed linux mint on my laptop over windows and my first impression is that i'm not being sold something, so i'll call that a win
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Gave myself the job of making 2.75 pounds of pistachiopesto because i was tempted by the 1# box of fresh basil at the Costco business center
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Happy Sahan journal broke this meeting down
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Corel Gallery Clipart @clipart.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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A cartoon drawing of a young woman with blonde hair and a green shirt, working. What that work entails is unclear. She’s sitting at a desk, her left hand manipulating some sort of device. It might be a keyboard, but wireless keyboards, as this one would have to be, were not readily available in 1995. It might be a mold, the kind used to shape plaster or plastic material, though the mold appears to be empty. It might be a circuit board, but its featureless surface is smooth and unetched. It might be a weapon. It’s probably a weapon. Alien technology that obliterates all sentient life or destroys entire worlds.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
whatcha thinkin?
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 11/09/2026
that’s it, we’ve peaked. Call it a day, go start your weekends.
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Went to Oro tonight because my partner had a gift card and the food was very yummy, but the cocktail game was lacking pretty hard
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Bike lane pubstomp
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Trying to cut through the mythologizing about cast iron seasoning and reading and found some good Wikipedia images
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ILLBRAD 🔞 @blasternation.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
CHANGE MY PIK UP SMACK MY BULB ORP
Edited screenshot of red Pikmin but with the Prodigy: The Fat of the Land album logo on it.
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The Public Domain Review @publicdomainrev.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Composite photographs of child laborers — Lewis Hine, 1913. Made while Hine travelled the U.S. for the National Child Labor Committee documenting child labor — in factories, textile mills, canneries, and coal mines. More here: publicdomainreview.org/collection/l... #laborday
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Had the displeasure of having to go to a Sam's club because it was the only wholesale place available to me this weekend and it really is acurséd there
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Genuinely the most insane transition in cinema
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Finally renewed my passport it just took so long for me to find the right background
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@mikerugnetta.com reading this email response to the never post episode about DOOM is just sooooo good
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Mailbag #13: Tinky Tiny's Post-Party Palooza
We respond to your questions and comments!–Become a Never Post member for an ad-free version of the show and all kinds of bonus content–☎️ Call us at 651 615 5007 to leave a voice mail🗣️ Drop…
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Sam Bodrojan @helmetgirl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Waking up in 90% humidity is diabolical, what the hell is this
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
anyway Hogwarts delenda est
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 02/09/2026
It's embarrassing cyberwoo for press to write in this voice that assigns all agency to brainless programs and not the people and companies making them irresponsibly.
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Ill regret it as soon as I feel the frostbite nip at my toes but I'd rather take a -10°F day than humidity without a breeze
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