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@sminmorph.bsky.social
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Minneapolis ---> Saint Paul non-car-owning commuter cyclist, urbanist formerly: hey bear currently: juicing the fruits of another

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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 13h
License bureau elected a new pope
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
That soundtrack is bumpin too
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
People keep coming in at The Evil Building for Hourcar/Evie
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
My original thought was blowing up the bookstore for the third spruce tree but I think we aren't leaving the subterranean spruce tree on the table
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This means its not impossible for there to be a second and third spruce tree
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2 Mello @2mello.net · 12/10/2026
I hope more and more people experience the Ace Combat series for the first time and go through the same cycle of discovery I did, realizing they are actually hyper-sincere anime anti-war rock operas. I can't believe how good 8 is.
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Managed to delete like 23000 emails, I think around 2021 I had a realization that I hated getting emails I would never read so I unsubscribed from 90% of things. I really only want to see an email notification if it's the real McCoy
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
having a relaxing evening setting up inbox filters in fastmail
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Enjoying the top of the parking lot at Bandana Square listening to D' Angelo
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This is like parody of bluesky at this point but it's 100% uncut real shit
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I do not think an exec branch led by a man who thinks he is entitled to treat federal agents as an arm of his firm, refers to Somali Americans as “garbage” and has said racist things specifically about Omar is capable of neutrally applying the law to her, to put it mildly apnews.com/article/ilha...
apnews.com
Federal agents search Rep. Ilhan Omar's home as part of a criminal investigation, AP sources say
Federal agents have searched Democratic U.S. Rep. Ilhan Omar’s home as part of a criminal investigation. That's according to people familiar with the matter.
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A mark of a good social media platform is that you feel constant social pressure to litigate in public why and how you're using it, and definitely of your own free will, for the benefit of the people who do not
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I need to get some ginger, garlic and a smokier pepper in the next batch tbh
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I fermented some golden cayenne (maybe? unsure of the varietal) and made a hot sauce with them and some raspberries and pineapples and it's quite yummy shoutout to Shanghai Wholesale for selling me like a quart of perfectly fine raspberries for 1$
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is pretty emblematic of how racist twitter is now lol, this is some ancient balkan hyper racism shit
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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m glad time has vindicated Sebulba. Everyone was so cruel to him because he “tried to kill a child” during the Boonta Eve Classic even though he was literally Darth Vader
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The hypothetical time traveller that accidentally stepped on a butterfly has spontaneously ignited the firearm of the officer
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BΔTBΔRΔ @marteani.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This gap is less than it cost the mayor to put a bounce house in the warehouse district for a summer. This is 1/33 the cost of MPS's surprise overtime. They renovated Target Center in part by making us, the citizens, pay $74 million via a sales tax. WE. HAVE. MONEY. We can spend it in better places
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Captain Toad donated $2,500 to the Mitt Romney campaign in 2012 but his fans conveniently ignore it
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It was certainly a part of my decision to renew my Costco membership
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hourcar has made my life so much easier this year as a non car owner, this sucks so much ass
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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Are we not men? We are DEVO
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Uffa: Viscous Brown Substance Extrusion
ALT: Uffa: Viscous Brown Substance Extrusion
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I hate how cool this shot is man
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
listen i'm a simple guy, i just think if you drive your straight piped car or motorcycle around with the expressed intention of being as loud as possible i think your life should be forfeit
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It is peasant food and i can't speak to what the deal with tomatoes was in 19th century Italy, but it is the most authentic you can get (i want to say the one i was looking for was a predecessor to Cacio e pepe or something which was a DOP recipe from the 14th century)
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
www.lacucinaitaliana.com/italian-food... It's nearly impossible to find anything on the Internet anymore but it reminds me of this, which the recipe is actually protected by DOP which is cool. It just looks unlike any Italian food you would assume even 300yrs post Colombian exchange
lacucinaitaliana.com
The Original Pizzoccheri Recipe
The pizzoccheri in Valtellina are a serious matter. So serious, in fact, that there is a DOP version and an original recipe.
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Having a fun colored garage light is the biggest ballerest thing you can do as a homeowner
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am always in awe of the productions that Timbaland did in the 90s It's probably a stretch to say it defined the era but i think looking back and seeing what stands out the most its the works he was involved in
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A man points to himself and says "I'm bisexual". A giant hand from outside the panel comes down on the man with an eraser as the man shrieks "NO! NO!" The cartoonist holding the eraser says "ain't I a stinker?" a la Bugs Bunny in Duck Amuck.
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
that nobody makes anything like this (at least in various container sizes)
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
actually crazy they dont make any more of these
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Stacking, scraping, scooping, pouring, measuring, holding, they do it all
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Obviously people in any trade fall in love with specific equipment and I can't stop thinking about these Rubbermaid measuring scoops they discontinued for some reason in 2021. Nobody sells anything like it anymore and they absolutely rock.
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I biked past all the green line extension stations a month ago or so and nearly all the new stations in Minneapolis are just tactically useless
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Wedge LIVE!™ @wedge.live · 23/09/2026
Congratulations to alpha news on their new maniac correspondent. I think it's a great fit.
becka thompson side by side in YouTube thumbnail with Liz Collin.
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Occasionally when I'm back at my parents house they'll have the TV on and im shocked to see a campaign ad
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Literally the campsite at tettegouche
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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 17/09/2026
“A senior executive at Microsoft said A.I. systems built on the work of others will be seen as ‘an astonishing theft of unprecedented proportions’ and possibly the greatest robbery of labor in human history, according to court documents unredacted Thursday in an ongoing Manhattan lawsuit.”
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Docs in A.I. copyright suit reveal startling admission by Microsoft exec over ‘astonishing theft’
The admission appeared in a newly unredacted filing in the landmark copyright infringement legal battle playing out between newspapers like the Orlando Sentinel and tech companies Microsoft and OpenAI...
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Goddamn what the fuck
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✧ SkyMagpie ✧ (left my ❤︎ in Undermine) @skymagpie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was worried if my comic is perhaps too self indulgent, but then I remembered the words of Björk and now I need to make it even more self indulgent 🥰
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh yeah all i did was taste some of this before i bagged it up an its now in my freezer and it will remain in there like a trophy until i just decide to start giving it away, i love basil but am just kinda wishy washy on what to do with pesto. Makes me wonder why i even made it
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
installed linux mint on my laptop over windows and my first impression is that i'm not being sold something, so i'll call that a win
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Usually i do enjoy cooking for others because it usually means i get to eat some of my own food but i feel like i can take my time to get people the best possible thing in a given situation
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Its very yummy but needs more funky Parmesan but overall I'm happy with it in a way that i haven't been with my own cooking for a while. Usually am rushing just to feed myself and end up with something im unhappy with at the end
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Gave myself the job of making 2.75 pounds of pistachiopesto because i was tempted by the 1# box of fresh basil at the Costco business center
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Can't imagine losing friends and teachers ypu likes multiple times and not really understanding why
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It took me a long time to understand how important the consistency of my house and where i went to school was to my own social wellbeing and how I grew up with some of the same kids I went to elementary school with into highschool
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sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Am i just crazy or does every single leader in anything too fucking stuck up to admit their own failures publicly, Jesus Christ
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