sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 14/10/2026People keep coming in at The Evil Building for Hourcar/Evie 020
sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 13/10/2026My original thought was blowing up the bookstore for the third spruce tree but I think we aren't leaving the subterranean spruce tree on the table 020
sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 13/10/2026This means its not impossible for there to be a second and third spruce tree 3222
Reposted by sminmorph2 Mello @2mello.net · 12/10/2026I hope more and more people experience the Ace Combat series for the first time and go through the same cycle of discovery I did, realizing they are actually hyper-sincere anime anti-war rock operas. I can't believe how good 8 is. 713113
sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Managed to delete like 23000 emails, I think around 2021 I had a realization that I hated getting emails I would never read so I unsubscribed from 90% of things. I really only want to see an email notification if it's the real McCoy 000
sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 13/10/2026having a relaxing evening setting up inbox filters in fastmail 210
sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Enjoying the top of the parking lot at Bandana Square listening to D' Angelo 010
sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 12/10/2026This is like parody of bluesky at this point but it's 100% uncut real shit 000
Reposted by sminmorphAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I do not think an exec branch led by a man who thinks he is entitled to treat federal agents as an arm of his firm, refers to Somali Americans as “garbage” and has said racist things specifically about Omar is capable of neutrally applying the law to her, to put it mildly apnews.com/article/ilha...apnews.comFederal agents search Rep. Ilhan Omar's home as part of a criminal investigation, AP sources sayFederal agents have searched Democratic U.S. Rep. Ilhan Omar’s home as part of a criminal investigation. That's according to people familiar with the matter. 14974201768
Reposted by sminmorphmichael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 12/10/2026A mark of a good social media platform is that you feel constant social pressure to litigate in public why and how you're using it, and definitely of your own free will, for the benefit of the people who do not 430638
sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I need to get some ginger, garlic and a smokier pepper in the next batch tbh 000
sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I fermented some golden cayenne (maybe? unsure of the varietal) and made a hot sauce with them and some raspberries and pineapples and it's quite yummy shoutout to Shanghai Wholesale for selling me like a quart of perfectly fine raspberries for 1$ 100
sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 11/10/2026This is pretty emblematic of how racist twitter is now lol, this is some ancient balkan hyper racism shit 050
Reposted by sminmorphThe CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I’m glad time has vindicated Sebulba. Everyone was so cruel to him because he “tried to kill a child” during the Boonta Eve Classic even though he was literally Darth Vader 231782311
sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The hypothetical time traveller that accidentally stepped on a butterfly has spontaneously ignited the firearm of the officer 020
Reposted by sminmorphBΔTBΔRΔ @marteani.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This gap is less than it cost the mayor to put a bounce house in the warehouse district for a summer. This is 1/33 the cost of MPS's surprise overtime. They renovated Target Center in part by making us, the citizens, pay $74 million via a sales tax. WE. HAVE. MONEY. We can spend it in better places 47040
Reposted by sminmorphwoke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Captain Toad donated $2,500 to the Mitt Romney campaign in 2012 but his fans conveniently ignore it 6283
sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It was certainly a part of my decision to renew my Costco membership 130
sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Hourcar has made my life so much easier this year as a non car owner, this sucks so much ass 220
sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 03/10/2026static.klipy.comUffa: Viscous Brown Substance ExtrusionALT: Uffa: Viscous Brown Substance Extrusion 000
Reposted by sminmorphMichaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026not sure why I made this but now you have to see it 11096593690
sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 30/09/2026listen i'm a simple guy, i just think if you drive your straight piped car or motorcycle around with the expressed intention of being as loud as possible i think your life should be forfeit 001
sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It is peasant food and i can't speak to what the deal with tomatoes was in 19th century Italy, but it is the most authentic you can get (i want to say the one i was looking for was a predecessor to Cacio e pepe or something which was a DOP recipe from the 14th century) 000
sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 30/09/2026www.lacucinaitaliana.com/italian-food... It's nearly impossible to find anything on the Internet anymore but it reminds me of this, which the recipe is actually protected by DOP which is cool. It just looks unlike any Italian food you would assume even 300yrs post Colombian exchangelacucinaitaliana.comThe Original Pizzoccheri RecipeThe pizzoccheri in Valtellina are a serious matter. So serious, in fact, that there is a DOP version and an original recipe. 110
sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Having a fun colored garage light is the biggest ballerest thing you can do as a homeowner 020
sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I am always in awe of the productions that Timbaland did in the 90s It's probably a stretch to say it defined the era but i think looking back and seeing what stands out the most its the works he was involved in 000
sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 27/09/2026that nobody makes anything like this (at least in various container sizes) 000
sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Stacking, scraping, scooping, pouring, measuring, holding, they do it all 100
sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Obviously people in any trade fall in love with specific equipment and I can't stop thinking about these Rubbermaid measuring scoops they discontinued for some reason in 2021. Nobody sells anything like it anymore and they absolutely rock. 110
sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I biked past all the green line extension stations a month ago or so and nearly all the new stations in Minneapolis are just tactically useless 000
Reposted by sminmorphWedge LIVE!™ @wedge.live · 23/09/2026Congratulations to alpha news on their new maniac correspondent. I think it's a great fit. 6775
sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Occasionally when I'm back at my parents house they'll have the TV on and im shocked to see a campaign ad 000
Reposted by sminmorphTyler King @tyleraking.com · 17/09/2026“A senior executive at Microsoft said A.I. systems built on the work of others will be seen as ‘an astonishing theft of unprecedented proportions’ and possibly the greatest robbery of labor in human history, according to court documents unredacted Thursday in an ongoing Manhattan lawsuit.”orlandosentinel.comDocs in A.I. copyright suit reveal startling admission by Microsoft exec over ‘astonishing theft’The admission appeared in a newly unredacted filing in the landmark copyright infringement legal battle playing out between newspapers like the Orlando Sentinel and tech companies Microsoft and OpenAI... 9655502162
Reposted by sminmorph✧ SkyMagpie ✧ (left my ❤︎ in Undermine) @skymagpie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I was worried if my comic is perhaps too self indulgent, but then I remembered the words of Björk and now I need to make it even more self indulgent 🥰 58114913898
sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Oh yeah all i did was taste some of this before i bagged it up an its now in my freezer and it will remain in there like a trophy until i just decide to start giving it away, i love basil but am just kinda wishy washy on what to do with pesto. Makes me wonder why i even made it 000
sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 17/09/2026installed linux mint on my laptop over windows and my first impression is that i'm not being sold something, so i'll call that a win 000
sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Usually i do enjoy cooking for others because it usually means i get to eat some of my own food but i feel like i can take my time to get people the best possible thing in a given situation 100
sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Its very yummy but needs more funky Parmesan but overall I'm happy with it in a way that i haven't been with my own cooking for a while. Usually am rushing just to feed myself and end up with something im unhappy with at the end 100
sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Gave myself the job of making 2.75 pounds of pistachiopesto because i was tempted by the 1# box of fresh basil at the Costco business center 100
sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Can't imagine losing friends and teachers ypu likes multiple times and not really understanding why 000
sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It took me a long time to understand how important the consistency of my house and where i went to school was to my own social wellbeing and how I grew up with some of the same kids I went to elementary school with into highschool 100
sminmorph @sminmorph.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Am i just crazy or does every single leader in anything too fucking stuck up to admit their own failures publicly, Jesus Christ 000